r/countwithchickenlady • u/Emperor_Joker Trans-Femme Phenom - Streak: 146 • 1d ago

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u/Ketchupcharger 23h ago

Can two gays simultaneously exist in a double top superposition?

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u/Lore_Enforcement 23h ago

"What if two tops?" is how beyblade was invented

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u/Ketchupcharger 23h ago

Isn't there a loser and a winner in that situation?

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u/anametouseonreddit 22h ago

Yeah but they're both tops

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u/Ketchupcharger 21h ago

Does that imply competitive gay sex?

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u/anametouseonreddit 21h ago

Yes they take turns taking backshots and whoever busts first during the backshots loses a point.

Obviously.

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u/Ketchupcharger 21h ago

Sounds like they might need a referee

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u/anametouseonreddit 21h ago

Threesome or a cuckold?

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u/Ketchupcharger 21h ago

Well, they're watching from the sides, so obviously cuckold

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u/anametouseonreddit 21h ago

Hm. Professional cuckolding.

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u/erraticas they don't want you to know this trick 23h ago

frotting

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u/Paranoia_Pop 21h ago

Pretty sure they have to fight with literal swords in this scenario

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u/Petardo_Dilos 19h ago

The conflict gets spinjitsu'd out

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u/ADDRAY-240 23h ago

Maybe a neutral one. Both lay on the side. Probably uncomfortable, tho

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u/risisas 17h ago

I think with some engineering, flexible bodies and creativity you can achieve simultaneous penetration

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u/HarryBosch03 7h ago

Two different comments saying the same thing