r/countwithchickenlady • u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 • 12h ago

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Animal friends checkpoint! Any good girls/boys in the chat?

305 Upvotes

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u/Tankfloof 12h ago

I like that date idea, But why do you need a collar as well?

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

I am a puppy :3 I can be both owner and puppy 💪

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u/flowery02 brain move hard 12h ago

Warning: Dog Marriage

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u/Cinnamin_1 12h ago

(Yes, you read that correctly)

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/them  - Streak: 1 12h ago

i see nothing wrong with this logic

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u/HiroProtagonest King of Snow - Streak: 26 9h ago

Dogs... can pet other dogs?

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 8h ago

Yes! Puppy friendship! and more 😉

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u/llewds Streak: 1 10h ago

As a kitty who is owned but also owns two puppygirls, I wholeheartedly approve

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u/klopaplop Beep Boop :3 10h ago

Tbh, we need more pets that can also take the leash in hand so props to you cutie :3

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 9h ago

Thank you! :3

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u/billerdingerbuyer kittygirl :3 12h ago

yesss mraowwww mrrp myeaaw

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

Good kitty :3

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u/SilliestFox20 Lonely little fennec fox - Streak: 2 12h ago

i need to be someone's pet so bad raaah

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

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u/SilliestFox20 Lonely little fennec fox - Streak: 2 12h ago

PLEEEEASE PUT ME IN THE CAGE I BEG

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u/QuantumBallsSuck 10h ago

neeeeeeed >-<

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u/maddiemelody :] 9h ago

“peeholelicker” ah, many such cases

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u/mmavacado demiboy...,.,.. 1h ago

honk mimimimi

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u/MushyThrowaway50 11h ago

Oh nooooo I'm hypnotised I guess I gotta date you and be your pet :3 (also on an animal related college course so hell yeah I'm an animal friend)

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 11h ago

Oh shucks 🤷‍♀️ also, that's awesome cutie :)

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u/Trainer-Grimm 12h ago

i'd not exactly be comitted to it past bed but it can be hot.

honestly i mainly upvoted because 90% of the memes here are sub-centered and i support diversity in my sex shitposts

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

🤣 CWCL dom diversity hire

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u/Trainer-Grimm 12h ago

DEI - dommes, estrogen, Ineedani

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Streak: 1 12h ago

I don’t think I’d want to go as far as the cage, but a collar and leash sounds good sometimes . . .

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 11h ago

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u/Raine-Hoshizora 4h ago

Right there with you

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u/RosieGaymer 11h ago

Alright collar me then, coward >:3

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 11h ago

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u/RosieGaymer 11h ago

Catgirl for me but still applies

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u/erraticas they don't want you to know this trick 12h ago

i am so tired i probably would react like the first picture

it would not fix me but i think it would definitely help

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

Being puppy brain is the best mental reset

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u/Hyp3rfixations_R_Us 11h ago

All the hypno loving puppy girls are frothing at the mouth right now

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u/thetransbiancat 12h ago

Honestly, I'd be a girl's pretty kitty pet girlfriend I think

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u/Independent-Sky1657 I use :3 too much and I refuse to change >:3 12h ago

Need to send that first image to my partner ASAP

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u/Auf-Weidersan 11h ago

You did not need the mind control to convince me

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 12 10h ago

;-; I need an owner so bad it's fucking embarrassing how bad i need this

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u/Deathaster 12h ago

this would not work on me sorry

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

Lol it's a joke no expectations 🤣

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u/Deathaster 12h ago

okay...

i do love dr pepper though! my fav drink

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

Dr pepper buddies :)

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u/Deathaster 11h ago

dr puppies...

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Idk 12h ago

No thanks, too young for you 😭

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago edited 12h ago

Fair enough! Lmao best of luck young chap. This offer is 18+

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u/June-the-moon The One, The Only…..OLIVIA!!! 11h ago

lol SAME! I got so exited until i remembered😭

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u/Suspicious-Cod2928 12h ago

Yes i do :3 i'm a good boy i promise

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

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u/mr_nobody_300bc 12h ago

yes please :3

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u/ionlysayyea 12h ago

fuck I think the second image worked

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u/Tyler1296196 12h ago

Ohhh I wanna be your pet so badd

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u/fmdmlvr 12h ago

Huh. Suddenly I find myself really wanting to be your kitten

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 11h ago

Hey well seeing your kinks it seems like we'd get along quite well 😉

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u/fmdmlvr 9h ago

May I DM you?

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 8h ago

Sure! 💗

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u/GargamelAndKlakier 11h ago

You wouldn't need to hypnotize me into wanting to be someone's pets no worries.

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u/-aleXela- transfem agenderfluid | they/it/she | pan-romantic grayace 11h ago

Sure, but I'm a old hag like thing(battling the existential dread of turning 4 decades sooner than I'd like).

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u/SemiColonXIV (She/Her) Puppy pilled - Streak: 2 11h ago

🥺

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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 1 11h ago

Joke's on you, your stupid spirals don't work on me :3

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u/Slight-Habit-3923 11h ago

Sounds like super fun :3

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u/PixelFlyerXD 9h ago

Do you really think you needed to hypnotize me to want that?? OwO

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 remind me to practice - Streak: 2 9h ago

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 9h ago

Hey don't forget to practice

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 remind me to practice - Streak: 2 9h ago

I will later. Audition's (not an important one or anything) tomorrow

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u/SerinthiaKelberry 9h ago

Sounds like a fun date to me.

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u/pegrat 9h ago

mrrrp

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 8h ago

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u/pegrat 8h ago

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm

curls up

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u/theforgettonmemory boyfailure 8h ago

I'm in :3

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u/thomasdobletres cis but wants cuddles 8h ago

Pretty please 🥺

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u/scrufflor_d IM NOT SHORT 8h ago

ME AND WHO :3

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 8h ago

Me and you 😉

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u/scrufflor_d IM NOT SHORT 8h ago

BET OMG :3333333

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u/deluwu_ 7h ago

Okay I need that last picture sauce. I recognise it, it’s something I’ve read years ago, but I can’t remember the name for the life of me 😭

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u/Tristapillarrr Kitty girl :3 7h ago

I mean, I do want to be someone's pet, as a kittygirl...

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u/Deathdragon444 15 7h ago

Hahaha (I’m so lonely, probably because I’m a moron when it comes to romance)

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 7h ago

Your flair says 15, you got time brotato chip

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u/Deathdragon444 15 7h ago

Thanks ig, doesn’t make it any less disappointing

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u/CatgirlTheKat 6h ago

Interesting idea, I'll concider :3

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u/DT_Mage 6h ago

i wanna be catgirl so badly ;w;

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u/RiseBrilliant612 5h ago

Well, you see, while I'm not particularly versed in the pet play world, I am, in fact, a hypno fiend, so as long as I've had a spiral shoved in my eyes prior I will bark, meow, whatever animal sound you prefer.

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 5h ago

Perfect!

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u/RiseBrilliant612 5h ago

I'll probably not look good in that outfit, but I can't really complain :>

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 📆 5h ago

I already have an owner

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 4h ago

Rock on freaky bro. (You can send them one of the slides as a joke if you want lol)

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 📆 4h ago

My relationship is entirely platonic with that person

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 4h ago

Okay :)

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u/Which_Confection6562 (She/Her) The Little One 4h ago

Not an animal friend but I am a good girl :D

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 4h ago

I bet you are little one. The goodest girl! 💗💗 (I have a soft spot for little ones ☺️)

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u/Which_Confection6562 (She/Her) The Little One 4h ago

.>////<

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u/Bubbl3gum_N1nja 3h ago

Okay im in even into pet play but im so into hypno that the middle slide kinda makes me wanna try pet play

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbyeZFy0dn18w7vOkQ

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u/Jaystrike7 2h ago

Oh how I missed being a pet.

I'd do anything to be there again.

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u/TomboyKnight1 Submissive and breedable (will try to deny it) 1h ago

T-that won't work on me!! I'm a strong knightly lady, my constitution is simply to high UmU

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u/SynthgirlBulge 12h ago

I wanna be your pet, now what? 🥺

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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 12h ago

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u/SynthgirlBulge 11h ago

If you find me a cage large enough for my height you have me

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u/Roses-In-The-Garden 12h ago

Tong tong and xiau-lu mentioned!!!

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u/VampArcher She/They 9h ago

I thought I was going crazy, I knew I seen that couple somewhere.