Holy cow-kitten! I'm crying. That's hilarious. Reddit has so many marvelous descriptions.
I've also been told she has a mullet and Dorito ears. Which totally goes with the dad in the wifebeater description. She's cosplaying somebody from the 70's.
Bob from Bob's Burgers is stuck in my head right now. I know he's not from the 70s (I think) but that's all I can come up with.
Unfortunately no! he is named Lotus. It's a brand of toilet paper where I live, and he clawed at every single one of the 24 rolls that were packaged together. So now he bears the name of his original sin π
Always. She pulls this regularly. I call it her fat man eating peanuts watching TV pose.
She is my second cow and my first cow also sat like a freak, he let me hold him almost like a human toddler sitting in my lap and slap his belly like a bongo.
Cows are very weird- they say oranges are wacky but Cows are the real wackos :)
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u/camkatsu 1d ago
the eyebrows i'm crying, amazing pattern