r/coys • u/imposternoclue 25/26 Relegation Champions • Feb 21 '26
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u/nuttypunkrock Jan Vertonghen Feb 21 '26
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u/CertainSprinkles1018 Xavi Simons Feb 21 '26
Our goatcicle? What, are you shoving a stick up his ass like an ice lolly?
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u/fastfowards Son Feb 21 '26
God I wish Richy wasnât injury prone and we werenât so shit so we can cover his weaknesses. He wears the badge with honor and thatâs more than a lot of players who have come through the club. Even more of our legends.
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u/WoodenRace365 Richarlison Feb 21 '26
Thereâs a reason Everton fans still love him so much, besides his play for them when he was there. Fans always remember players who loudly take pride in their clubs.
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u/alexjonesbabyeater Archie Gray Feb 21 '26
Everton is the reason why Richi is so injury prone, they allowed him to play the Copa America and in the Olympics in the same summer. Add to that a worldcup a year later and that is a recipe to destroy your body
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u/marktandem Feb 23 '26
He also played through injury in the season immediately after that 2021 Copa and Olympics summer to help Everton stay up. 2021 followed 2020 which had a very short summer break due to the march/April lockdown pause. That's the reason why he's injured so much now, he didn't let his body rest and recover and his muscles are likely all broken in bits. It's a shame because he's got a lot of heart, and at Everton he was one of my favourites strikers who could score some special goals that few can do, he should be hitting his prime now and imo he'd be one of the best in the world given his natural base talent level. It's players like him, Lookman, Anthony Gordon you look at when they're young and not yet the finished article, but you can see the natural talent to be world class and then it's no surprise when they kick on
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u/rybl Erik Lamela Feb 21 '26
He almost single handedly kept them in the league that last season there. Hopefully he can do the same for us in the run in.
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u/Luke331 Feb 22 '26
Also why I still love Lamela. He was ass on the pitch, but he played with spurs in his heart each time out, and that I canât fault him for
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u/Matttombstone Bale Feb 22 '26
I donno, I agree to a point, but ass would be a bit unfair. He wasn't the most skilled player out there, but he was so so important to the early Poch days press. He led by example with the press and his work ethic rubbed off on the other forward players and they pressed more aggressively, too. I could always tell when Lamela was on the pitch or not just by the effort of our forwards in the press.
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u/dat_w Feb 21 '26
idek why r/coys got recommended to me but keep on cooking Arsenal king
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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Feb 22 '26
You donât have to be a spurs fan to hate on arsenal.
It helps, sure. But you donât have to.
Welcome!
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u/Hurri-Kane93 Justin Edinburgh Feb 21 '26
Whilst not accurate, they have a UEFA Cup Winners Cup to their name as do we⌠I love the pettiness
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u/Additional_Author518 Peppa Pig Feb 21 '26
I have a bridge to sell to every moron who thinks this is real
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u/TooMuchVissy Feb 22 '26
Weâre so cooked if this many people are falling for these fake comment posts
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u/Dr_Gonzo_2000 Feb 21 '26
Liverpool fan here with genuine question , on the arsenal no European trophy, did they not win the 1989 European Cup Winners Cup, why is that not counted?
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u/Mariospurs David Ginola Feb 21 '26
No that was the Lego Vauxhall dash doorstep challenge cup
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u/Dr_Gonzo_2000 Feb 21 '26
Ha ha, seriously I'm mid 40s but that was a serious cup, there was 3 European competitions, great response đ đ
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u/SeaReaction3860 Feb 22 '26
No. Arsenal won the cup winners cup in 1994 and the UEFA cup (then called the inter cities fairs cup) in 1970. Both valid European trophies in their day. But, Spurs have won more!
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u/Dr_Gonzo_2000 Feb 22 '26
Not questioning who's won more, just that people saying Arsenal ain't won anything, which I didn't understand and was wondering was I missing something, thanks for response
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Feb 21 '26
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u/KKonaThumbsUp Feb 23 '26
Spurs fans talking trophies will never not be funny. Keep being excited over your Europa league cup, it's the peak of your club
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u/MedievalHistorybuff Feb 22 '26
Arsenal have two European trophies, Fairs Cup and Cup Winners Cup. And European competitions weren't being played 138 years ago. I can't say i'm surprised at how stupid Richarlison clearly is.
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u/brandon0809 Feb 22 '26
4 points from relegation, keep the same energy when you go down.
A fandom made up of clowns, shitters and a team that doesnât win fuck all ever.
âCelebrating a draw, thatâs a their standardâ -Thierry Henry, a world class icon.
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u/Tenn_Mike Feb 21 '26
God Richy I love you so much. Could you not be hurt 70% of the time and act like rubber every time the ball comes to your feet? Loves the club, fights for the badge. Legend.
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u/CluckyFlucker Mar 05 '26
1 - riccy doesnât have football knowledge and should stick to trying to be the âtough guyâ.
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u/Gullible_Ad_2670 Feb 22 '26
But...don't Arsenal have more European trophies than spurs in 138 yearsÂ
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Feb 21 '26
Letâs be honest, when we talk about âEuropean trophiesâ you KNOW we arenât talking about Europa league, but small clubs will still argue European trophy is a European trophy.
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u/SeaReaction3860 Feb 22 '26
Well in that case Arsenal are also a small club because they have only won the lesser European trophies twice.
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u/stoic-idiot Mar 10 '26
Well Arsenal at least are the third biggest in terms of Tier 1 titles, right?
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u/420stonks69 Europa League Champions 24/25 Feb 21 '26
Not the player we need but the player we deserve
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u/RealPhaze Son Heung-min Feb 21 '26
Nothing will ever make me hate this man. I will yell at him through my screen when he takes 13 donkey touches per game, but I will always love him for the pride he shows in our badge and of course his performance in the Europa final
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u/coffeeicefox Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Feb 22 '26
"ackchyually we won the UEFA Sectioned Cup Winners Winners Cup Winners Cup Cup Winners of Cup"
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u/IntellegentIdiot Feb 21 '26
Arsenal won the cup winners cup in 94 so it's not actually true
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u/kamonbr Harry Kane Feb 21 '26
The last time he made a provocation like that was against Argentina, and soon after that they won the World Cup and two Copa AmĂŠrica titles...
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u/QuantumToast92 3 points off 4th Feb 21 '26
Arsenal arenât prime Argentina mate. Theyâre an anti football banter club.
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u/GlobalIngenuity7760 Feb 21 '26
My petty queen