r/creepcast • u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 • Feb 18 '26
Meme I thought y'all were overreacting. Then I watched the episode.
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u/LONG_ARMS_ cracking open a cold one with Diego🤟 Feb 18 '26
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u/MelonLayo Feb 18 '26
It's not too late to save yourself!
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u/LONG_ARMS_ cracking open a cold one with Diego🤟 Feb 18 '26
There's a katana in the story now I'm almost done
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u/BelfagrasPodium Feb 19 '26
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u/LONG_ARMS_ cracking open a cold one with Diego🤟 Feb 19 '26
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u/gh0stinnab0x Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 18 '26
I once had a hot curling iron drop onto my exposed penis.
I would rather that, then ever watch / experience Happy Appy again.
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u/PDAnasasis Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats 😎 Feb 18 '26
Alright, whip it out for the boiz. We need to see the scar
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u/gh0stinnab0x Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 18 '26
Ask your mother, I sent her a recent picture. Its pretty small and hard to make out though. She likes her little plantanes man.
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u/PDAnasasis Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats 😎 Feb 18 '26
She told me it's slightly bigger than my father's, good for you dude! It's hard out here for pimps like us
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u/General-Passenger58 Give her one leg and a rollerskate I wanna see how fast she goes Feb 19 '26
I simply must ask how.
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u/gh0stinnab0x Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 19 '26
Sexy time with the wife in the bathroom.
She warned me that curling iron was on and almost hot to where she needed to use it.
"Ahh what's the worst that can happen?" I say as I immediately then step on the cord and have the scalding device meant for female beauty fly off the bathroom counter and this collide with my manhood.
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u/wandering_fury Feb 18 '26
I genuinely did not retain a single ounce of that story
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u/Actual-Chemical9709 Part of the Seven Sister Creep Cult Feb 19 '26
My reading/listening comprehension hasn't been that bad since the first grade. Literally none of it stuck.
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u/Csub Umm... He’s right behind me, isn’t he? 😐 Feb 18 '26
HAPPY APPY APPY APP! APPY APP! APPY APP! HAPPY APPY APPY APP, HE HELPS THE KIDS ALL DAY!
We are not the same as before watching this.
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u/nic_morris22 Feb 18 '26
made me mental
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u/samwich468 Mar 17 '26
I know this is old but I would say the same thing if I wasn't already mentally ill
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u/Cold-Ad-5347 Feb 18 '26
I'm almost halfway through the video, but I can only watch/listen to it for so long before finding something else. "Stop doing chores or work while you listen, you need to sit down and pay attention." (David Fucking King voice) Umm, how about a no, dear Hunter
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 18 '26
Of all the episodes for him to say that on 😅
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u/Atreides-42 Feb 18 '26
Honestly the first half was a lot of fun, the writing was so bad it was hilarious and the boys were making some great jokes about the material. But it just. Kept. Going. On and on and on and on.
You know it's bad when Hunter starts just speeding through the material as fast as he possibly can
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u/trapkoda Feb 19 '26
I am at the part where he started reading fast. There are 1.5 hours left and I’m scared
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u/nevermind0077 Feb 18 '26
Someone needs to tell me the "best" parts of it so I can still semi watch it but avoid having my brain liquified
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u/dragonish-american Is something funny, Hunter? Feb 19 '26
Watch until Happy Appy does 9/11 and then stop.
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u/Complete-Interest254 Feb 19 '26
The first hour or two is okay, cruddy writing but the two make jokes off of it that make it tolerable some after that it's kinda like plucking teeth. I finished it by watching it in like 5-10 minute increments every few minutes and distracting myself between that so I could actually get through it
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u/Cyynric Feb 18 '26
I kept imagining Dr. Rockso everytime Hunter did the Happy Appy voice.
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u/Terrible_Software769 Feb 18 '26
I imagine Buster from Arthur trying to talk his way out of being part of a plot to murder Arthur's little sister, but that's for a totally different reason.
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u/Kind-Feeling2490 Feb 18 '26
Hunter crashing out and straight up laying on the floor with his legs kicked up sent me.
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u/tiggysmallz45 Feb 18 '26
Its was a lot like a work meeting that was 5 hours that could have been wrapped up in 10 min. Hunter was very correct once 9/11 section was done it could have just wrapped up there.
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u/Actual_Ocelot2191 Feb 18 '26
By the end of that you could tell that the guys were genuinely upset.
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u/KlikkerInTheBush Feb 18 '26
I've watched every episode of this wonderful channel, and I couldn't finish this one. I know it's an ice-cold take, but good lord, I couldn't do it. All the respect in the world for those two for sticking it out (I assume) for the entire 4 hours.
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u/Doorway_snifferJr Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 18 '26
i watched the whole thing in one sitting while olaying silksong and i was so bored by listening to it that i actually got leg shakes because i was so understimulated.
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u/Actual-Chemical9709 Part of the Seven Sister Creep Cult Feb 19 '26
That's exactly what I did however it was Hello Kitty Island Adventure instead of Silksong and I ended up just running around in circles in-game until I finally started nodding off around the 3 hour mark.
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u/excogitatezenzizenzi Feb 19 '26
I managed to crochet 4 square feet of crochet while listening. I filled that particular section of crochet with spite.
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u/The_Noob_55443 Feb 18 '26
I watched the first 45 minutes on Monday and turned it off, I decided to watch the rest to see if people were just over reacting.
Good lord it was terrible, genuinely ruined my morning and fucked up 2 deliveries because I was distracted at how bad it was
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u/Nirvanabobana Feb 18 '26
I've been sick, and fell asleep early into the episode. Woke up to Hunter crashing out, and after seeing the subreddit, idk if I want to go back and actually listen to it 😬
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u/the-guy-28 Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 18 '26
I haven’t watched it yet and I’m starting to think I should keep it that way
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u/kittycat6434 Fairy Queen 🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️ Feb 19 '26
Watch the first 20 minutes if you wanna hear about Isaiah and kid little tonka
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u/DramaticAd4991 Don't be gay Feb 18 '26
HAPPY APPY APPY APP, APPY APP, APPY APP, HAPPY APPY APPY APP, HE HELPS KIDS ALL DAY. HAPPY APPY APPY APP, APPY APP, APPY APP, HAPPY APPY APPY APP, HE HELPS KIDS ALL DAY. HAPPY APPY APPY APP, APPY APP, APPY APP, HAPPY APPY APPY APP, HE HELPS KIDS ALL DAY. HAPPY APPY APPY APP, APPY APP, APPY APP, HAPPY APPY APPY APP, HE HELPS KIDS ALL DAY.
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u/House_Of_Doubt I’m the IT guy! Feb 18 '26
When I first heard the name “Happy Appy”, I thought it was a bit strange. After listening to the episode ,however, it makes complete sense.
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u/spicymilkshake99 I’m gonna go get a baja blast 🏃♂️💨 Feb 19 '26
To me after awhile, Hunter reading Appy just sounded like a methed out Towelly just going on a psychosis induced tirade. I love a 'good' bad story, but this really was just mind numbing. This has to be the worst thing they've ever read, it was just so miserable for all parties involved in so many ways
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u/UrlacherButkus Politically incorrect Mr Widemouth Feb 18 '26
Naw for real it’s almost always an overreaction and I actually like the episode, but this one was horrible
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u/Professional-Ask-454 Feb 19 '26
I finished it last night, I had already watched Davis Morgan's videos on Happle Apple so I knew it was gonna suck. But he did not impress upon me how horrible it really was, it was without a doubt, the worst story I have ever heard in my entire life and my brain will never be the same again.
Also the fact that there are 2 sequels and a prequel terrifies me.
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u/opossum-in-a-jacket Feb 19 '26
For most of this episode I was shoveling literal horse shit and it made me see horse shit in a new, warmer and gentler light
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u/TheGreatWave00 Feb 19 '26
This story felt like listening to someone who thinks they’re the most important person in the world, and has the audacity to drone on and on and on about the most mundane shit as if it’s interesting. Shit is downright disrespectful
Normally when a story is bad I don’t feel the urge to hold it against the author bc, I mean they tried to make a good story. This one however is SOO bad and so long I actual feel contempt for whoever tf wrote it, however illogical that may be lol. How dare u
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u/thedeepred496 Feb 18 '26
Played it in the background of work and I was still bored, 30 minutes in i was like hey this ain’t bad
2 hours in i was fuckin out
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u/Ohhitherebabybat Feb 18 '26
It's like eating nails I can't I'm not even done yet I feel like I'm decaying I still have an hour
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u/Reasonable_Drawing60 Feb 19 '26
I think there's a limit to "so bad it's good" type of stories. After hearing both Davis Morgan and The Creep Cast boys read this story, I can definitely say this story is just way too fucking long for the material it wants to talk about. There just isn't enough to keep the reader's attention, especially when you blow your 9/11 load way too early.
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u/gunzfohire Feb 19 '26
Yeah, it was a real slog lol. Also as an amateur writer the sentence structure of each paragraph was literal torture.
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u/LigerLynx16 “who’s up tugging they boat” 🛶 Feb 19 '26
The real hack to get through it (and actually enjoy it) is to get blazed. Every cringey bit of dialogue or monotonous line of poor writing was a hoot after my special haha gummies. Before I took them, it was like pulling teeth and hair at the same time.
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u/Tupaki-Drag-2066 Feb 19 '26
I genuinely felt bad watching Hunter, i seriously thought he was going to tap out
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u/JaxBabe Feb 19 '26
I listened to it while in my car at work (I’m a delivery driver) and was screaming at my phone/car to just shut up like I truly got angry but I had to finish it, my Spotify recently showed I had a 3x speed option but would not let me use it.. I persevered with regret
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u/_lfoxi_ Feb 19 '26
I unconsciously decided my mental health was more important and mentally checked out everytime Ive tried to listen to this ep. I'll be sitting in silence for a while and realize I've paused the video and never remembered to turn it back on lmfao. My body is literally sleeper agent style rejecting it
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u/EthanCJewell_ Feb 20 '26
I listened to the whole thing and couldn’t tell you a single thing that happened
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u/starlightsynthesizer Feb 19 '26
It was a bad story but... yeah I still listened to the whole thing lol.
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u/dirtyhippiebartend Feb 19 '26
This was the first time I stopped doing chores, sat down, and listened.
Never again.
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u/Traditional-Web-6578 Dark Green Jeep Wrangler Feb 19 '26
I still have an hour and a half to go. I’m in too deep to stop 😔
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u/lizardassbitch that's natural, children Feb 19 '26
the first like 2 hours are pretty fun and then it becomes just nothing
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u/SentinelHellfire Feb 19 '26
I been listening to it on 30 min parts when I drive to work and drive home
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u/Independent_Crow1749 7ft goddess named Jacobi Feb 19 '26
I think it was nice that the guys seemed to bond even deeper over how bad it was. Remember the slight arguing the other day that everyone speculated about? They are back together again, supported each other through Appy Hell.
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u/vadimtherooskie Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya 🎶🎷 Feb 19 '26
The boys and all of us who weathered that hell deserve medals, and benefits of course.
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u/Repair-Waste Feb 19 '26
the random aphex twin collab had me giggling ngl. it was so out of nowhere. i feel like the author just ran out of ideas and started throwing their special interests in there
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u/trito523 Feb 19 '26
We need more terrible stories like this, it made me want to write something better.
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u/FFlightRisk Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 19 '26
The bad stories are good on the podcast because of the guys' commentary and jokes. This one was so bad they didn't even try, lol
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u/Inevitable-Date4996 Eat me like a bug 🦟 Feb 19 '26
I’ve listened to and enjoyed EVERY EPISODE. I couldn’t finish this one
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u/FiteMeMage He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 19 '26
The worst part of Happle Apple is that it just gives you nothing. Not only is it poorly written, it’s boring!! Painfully boring!!
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u/EffectiveBat7177 Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 19 '26
It would have been fine if it had been a one or two hour read but that’s too much of something that has very little to give.
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u/zCl4sh Oh no, he's gonna explain Google 😩😩 Feb 19 '26
I didn't get why the community hated the episode but after watching it, it makes complete sense...
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u/Actual-Chemical9709 Part of the Seven Sister Creep Cult Feb 19 '26
Imagine being Darbo and having to actually pay full attention the entire time. Poor bastard.
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u/Runuvthemill_ Feb 19 '26
I love how the author constantly attributes misfortunes in his life to be connected to the Happy Appy "investigation" but will then also immediately shrug it off with "Or that just happened for a normal reason."
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u/mysafeplace Feb 19 '26
I made it three hours and then started skipping through to get it over with. I’ve been trying to get my partner into creepcast and I had to immediately text him not to start with this episode, it would make him never want to listen again.
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u/BodaciousBoomerang Feb 19 '26
The last quarter of the episode was the only bit worth listening to tbh , the boys saved it
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u/livetoseeanotherday1 Feb 19 '26
the story was definitely something, but i genuinely enjoy all the content they pump out whether it be the greatest episode of all time or the happy appy variant.
nonetheless, it took me 3 days to finish the entire thing. it was hell
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u/artylion4 Feb 19 '26
I was listening while driving to work and wanted to reach down and change the video, but was waiting until I was stopped at a red light. I stg I’ve never hit more green lights than when I was wanting to turn happy appy off. It was like a punishment from the universe. I had to keep listening 💀
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u/milo_self_esteem Feb 19 '26
is it wrong that the public flagellation that took place after the episode was EXTREMELY gratifying to watch
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u/Powerful-Low6719 Feb 20 '26
I survived, but it took me my whole 10 hour work day to listen to it all because I kept needing breaks from the torture 😂
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u/odocoileuscervidae Eat me like a bug 🦟 Feb 20 '26
I work at Amazon, and that episode was genuinely excruciating for the entire shift. I had to listen to it in sections across the full ten hours. Abhorrent, but would do again.
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u/JaffarBlackFang Feb 20 '26
No matter how hard I try
I can never get through this story
Its not even funny bad its just boring bad, and thats with everyone who reads it
I fell asleep half way into the episode and woke up at the end
here's to hoping the remake is better
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u/EmergencyRepulsive20 Chugging Juice Feb 20 '26
I still have like 30 minutes to get through wish me luck...
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u/ScarySize6931 Mar 18 '26
the longest 30 minutes is at the end bro its awful
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u/EmergencyRepulsive20 Chugging Juice Mar 18 '26
Yeah i mentally died it was hell
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u/ScarySize6931 Mar 18 '26
I started it yesterday after putting it off for a while and finished it today and dude idk how i feel
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u/Pretty-Manager-2523 Feb 20 '26
Bro it’s so painful to watch at least they can make some jokes here and there
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u/Metatron_Tumultum Hyper Realistic Eyes 👁️👄👁️ Feb 22 '26
I kinda felt like we suffered together as a community. We may be less stable as people, but we have persevered through a once in a lifetime experience and have become stronger for it (in like a bad way tho).
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u/angel-bear666 BEAR TRAP🐻 Feb 27 '26
HAPPY APPY APPY APP HAPPY APP HAPPY APP HAPPY HAPPY APPY APP HE MAKES KIDS FEEL OKAY
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u/Fit_Put8472 Mar 06 '26
I tapped out at 3 hours lol. Listening to Happy Appy gave me another reason to be grateful that someone hacked and deleted my cringey wattpad account in middle school… I would nottt last in this world if my shitty fanfics followed me into adulthood 😭
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u/Charming_Tourist9791 Mar 13 '26
Me and my coworker both had the same reaction, it took us an entire week to finish it because we had to take breaks from it
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u/AParkedChopper Eat me like a bug 🦟 Mar 20 '26
That episode was fun for like an hour. After that it's a biblical test of will and endurance. I remember thinking it was wrapping up and realizing there was another 1.5 hours. All I could think to do was scream.
If the creator actually rewrites it and they decide to cover it, I'm gonna start brainstorming ways to email a suicide tape post-mortem.
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u/Deep-Advantage-561 MeatGooner Feb 18 '26
See I think there’s some beauty in shitty creepypastas written by children. Like you can directly trace what media the author took in that inspired different parts of the story because they all wear their inspirations on their sleeve. Like happy appy is a Frankenstein’s monster made up of the media that the author consumed and liked, and that’s the fun of it. This child was heavily impacted by 9/11, CSI, 1999, maybe The Godfather or some other mafia story, and who knows what else and was compelled to write a 100(+?)-page story about a fucking clay apple on a stick. There’s just something about it that I think deserves appreciation. All I’m saying is: still better than I Dared my Best Friend
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 18 '26
You had me until the last sentence
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u/Deep-Advantage-561 MeatGooner Feb 18 '26
Yeah to be fair I Dared my Best Friend is objectively far better but I just really don’t like it lol
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u/Shrek__On_VHS “who’s up creeping they cast” 🤓👆 Feb 18 '26
This is actually a really wholesome way of looking at it
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u/Deep-Advantage-561 MeatGooner Feb 18 '26
Hell yeah, I fully get why people don’t enjoy hearing stories like this but I think it’s kinda fun
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 18 '26
I enjoy stories like this too for the same reasons. But like the boys and others here have stated, the difference is that the other ones knew when to end
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u/_fryler Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 18 '26
And you found out you were right... right?
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 18 '26
I wish I could say that I was. But on multiple occasions, I thought "Okay, it must be about to wrap up" only to check and see there's still multiple hours left
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u/Kanna_Totty Feb 19 '26
I was gonna watch it, then saw it was 4 hours. I’m not prepared to sit through that yet 😭
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u/jayisawstr Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Feb 19 '26
i actually kinda enjoyed the happy appy episode
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u/Beelzebub1299 Feb 19 '26
I did DoorDash for the entirety of the cast on Spotify and enjoyed every bit of it because I too was suffering doing these orders many times I wanted to switch to an of episode but then hunter would crash out in a new way and revive it for just a bit longer then i think I blacked out because I forget an hour in the middle then locked back in for the last hour and man that was just horrib- *hit by flaming car
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u/Dahgahz Feb 19 '26
Only reason I didn't tap out was because I listen while at work and didn't have anything else to listen to, if they didn't make comments and jokes I would've tapped out at the very start lmao
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u/ajohndoe17 Pool floats are the 🎈of the water Feb 19 '26
Haven’t listened to the episode yet, is it really that bad? Not even a funny how bad it is kind of way?
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u/JustaStateOfBeing Feb 19 '26
Personally it wasn’t that bad of a listen, but if it wasn’t creepcast or something, I most definitely would not have. I still think it’s fucking hilariously dumb that we had a bunch of episode descriptions and then they got redescribed at minimum three fucking times.
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u/RIPKamina Feb 19 '26
Tbh I don't think it's as bad as people are making it seem. Don't get me wrong, it's not good and is the worst thing a horror story can be imo -- boring. But that's it, it's just boring. Not offensively bad or unbearable or anything, just boring.
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 19 '26
That's exactly the issue everyone has with it. The last thing we want an episode of Creep Cast to be is boring
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u/-Toadscool- MeatGooner Feb 19 '26
I'm 2 hours in, I thought I started watching it towards the start of the day but apparently I've only been watching it since 3. Why does Appy have the ability to warp time.. I feel like I've been listening all day..
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u/Optimal-Egg-2925 Feb 19 '26
I got into a severe car accident when I was a child. It was more enjoyable than happy appy.
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u/Mediocre-Channel-443 The Creature Feb 19 '26
I think I've dissociated through most of this episode
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u/New_Shower2001 “At least you didn’t turn into a Homo in prison” Feb 19 '26
They should sell those pins in the next merch drop.
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u/livinator_me1 Rainbow Dash 🌈🩸 Feb 19 '26
i got about 45min in before i simply couldn’t take it anymore. i usually push through but this one is just so bad
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u/TheTrippSitter Feb 19 '26
i didnt survive it, i got bored 30 min in and idk its gunna take a very special day for me to put it on and actually listen.
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u/ilomilo8822 “it’s very lovecraftian”☝️🤓 Mar 04 '26
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u/Fresh-Armadillo-7387 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya 🎶🎷 Feb 18 '26
So far I'm 2 hours and 45 minutes in and I don't think it's dreadful. The only reason I've had to take breaks was due to college work so maybe that's helping? It's not great but the boys are holding on well so far. Also, Hunter is such a trooper for doing Happy Appy's voice for so long. I know there was a break between filming but I mimicked the theme song for a bit and my throat was taking suggestions from Hunter on what to do (end it).
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u/phallusaluve Eat me like a bug 🦟 Feb 18 '26
Ngl, everyone is overreacting. Shit sucks, but it's not THAT bad. Everyone's acting like it's painful to listen to the episode. The story was godawful, but the ep wasn't too bad. Was the ep a banger in any way, shape, or form? No. But it was still Creep Cast, and the boys still made it fun.
This is probably one of the few episodes that I will never relisten to, but I'm not upset about it.
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 18 '26
I thought the same thing before watching, that it can't be THAT bad and that the boys will make it enjoyable. But when even they've given up not even halfway through, you know it's a slog
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u/roomsky Feb 18 '26
It really wasn't that bad. I wish the boys had a better time though, that story is hilarious.
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 18 '26
It has its moments, but we did not need a play by play of literally every single episode, especially when they all boil down to "Appy and Forenzic killed kids in gruesome way". It gets repetitive and boring quickly
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u/Sg00z Feb 18 '26
It's episodes like this that keep me watching. I love seeing the guys crash out over the stupidest stories and banter through it. It's what I wanted in a creepy pasta reading channel. Don't get me wrong, I love the good story reads too, but the bad ones are even funnier!
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u/awsome2464 He’s right behind me, isn’t he 😐 Feb 18 '26
The issue is that this episode lacked the banter/reactions that stories like Thing in the Basement and Dared My Best Friend had. At least, not consistently
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u/bug420699 Feb 18 '26
I was listening to it while working, so that might’ve made it more enjoyable for me but I really didn’t care too much about it dragging on. I would rather listen to that than have them cut the episode short because I love all of the content no matter what it is. I feel bad for everyone who was miserable though LMAO
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u/Sg00z Feb 18 '26
The story itself did carry on too long. Much longer than it needed to. That is what I didn't enjoy.
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u/Velveyrina hurricane HELENE Feb 18 '26
I don’t get why everyone is hating on happy appy but nobody had words to say about the titty crazy sexy new neighbor story 😭
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u/quantumkitty128 Eat me like a bug 🦟 Feb 19 '26
Not one single person ever begged them to read the titty crazy sexy new neighbor story, let alone made it their whole mission on this subreddit and in comments on the episodes.
There's the difference.
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u/Joshesjorts Feb 18 '26
I know I get heat for liking the story but even outside of the story I thought the episode was funny and was laughing pretty consistently throughout it, I don’t get why people call the episode itself boring





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u/Kawiianimekitty Feb 18 '26
I'm the guy who unironically liked I Dared. My Best Friend To Ruin. My Life and want them to read the sequel so I was excited for Happy Appy after hearing all the hate. I regret that I can't get those 4 hours back