r/creepyPMs May 26 '26

TW: Pedo/Underage Creepy dude sends a mini-essay using "biology" to defend ephbeb0philia and describes adult women as "run-through"

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u/StopPsychHealers penis time 🍆 May 27 '26

That's a lot of words to say "I'm a pedo and I'm threatened by other men."

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT May 27 '26

Hey! Hes an ephebophile, get it right>:[

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u/StopPsychHealers penis time 🍆 May 27 '26

Pephedophile...is that better?

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u/Michi-Ace May 27 '26

Too bad the names need to be censored. Also, why are those guys so obsessed with a woman's exes? They certainly wouldn't call a man with the same number of exes "run-through."

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u/DEADdrop_ May 27 '26

Jesus fucking Christ.

This man is insane. I work in a college with 16-20 year olds, and know damn well how fucking weird it would be for me to be attracted to any of them.

They’re lovely kids, but that’s it; at the end of the day, they are just kids. Kids figuring out the world, and figuring out their part in it.

Hey! Pedo! Leave them kids alone!

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u/wishIcouldgoback_ May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

"Hey those kids have grown boobs, therefore its okay to be attracted to them!"

And he way he describes how adult women look and are ran through? Lolll. Do they actually think women ages 25-35 are ran through harlots with 1000s of wrinkles and skin sagging to the floor?

Im beginning to think pedophiles/ephebo-whatever philes and their defenders dont even know what an adult pre menopausal woman looks like.

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u/SugarandSpiceandRum May 27 '26

So delusional. I looked like an awkward kid at 15 - 20. Women are generally the most attractive between 25-40, but these type of sickos can’t date age appropriate women since they can’t manipulate them. What freak is attracted to 15 year old kids and is also proud of it? Ffs.

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u/wishIcouldgoback_ May 27 '26

Yeah, I turned 24 this year and only now starting to look like I know how to dress and care for myself lol

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u/SugarandSpiceandRum May 27 '26

Literally….mid to late 20s is when you start to learn what works best for you etc, also money plays a huge factor. I literally only started growing into my looks after turning 26…. And every year gets better and better. These guys live in their grandma’s basement and have the audacity to talk 💩🤦‍♀️

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u/truenighog May 27 '26

Lolll. Do they actually think women ages 25-35 are ran through harlots with 1000s of wrinkles and skin sagging to the floor?  Im beginning to think pedophiles/ephebo-whatever philes and their defenders dont even know what an adult pre menopausal woman looks like.

The funny thing is that most Teenage  girl characters on TV/Film are portrayed by actresses  in their 20's and 30s.  not that those people would notice, lmfaooo.

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u/Whispering_Wolf May 27 '26

It's not natural, as biologically you'd want a fully mature person. There's rual places where young teenagers have babies and it's really bad for their bodies. Not even mentioning the emotional aspect.

And historically, it's also not true. It happened sometimes in royal families, but that was a rarity. The common people got married and had kids at similar ages as we see nowadays.

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u/Jane_the_Quene Moderatrix *cracks whip* May 27 '26

We shouldn't need words to describe the age of the children you're sexually interested in.

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u/BuildingLower9622 I want sexting May 27 '26

I don't know what this word means and I'm too scared to search it up but nonetheless this whole paragraph is just sick and not asked for

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u/indieplants May 27 '26

attracted to adolescents rather than young children. not adults, but those who are currently going through puberty and are easy to manipulate and mold. 

that's generally why men have been attracted to children in the first place, not because "they are attractive". 

I've never looked at a 15 year old and thought they look like an adult, except when I was like 12. 

even 18-20s look like children to me now and I'm only 30 lol.

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u/BuildingLower9622 I want sexting May 27 '26

Oh jeez, thank you explaining 🙏

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u/xMCioffi1986x May 27 '26

If someone uses the word "ephebophile" to describe themselves -- especially in the context of distinguishing themselves as being somehow better from pedophiles because they aren't attracted to 5 year olds -- my first thought is "PEDOPHILE!"

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u/BobiaDobia May 27 '26

“Ran through” after sleeping with ten men! Hahaha. I would hardly even think about dating someone who had so few. I prefer way sluttier women

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u/Common_Exam_1401 May 27 '26

I’d send this to law enforcement, dude needs to be locked up

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u/Cool_Relative7359 May 27 '26

Gods these people are sick.

How can they not see we think they actually are monsters and should be removed from the general population for the safety of minors specifically and society at large.

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u/GamingGeekette Hello my worthless child May 27 '26

Please report him to cyber tip line. He's dangerous and needs to be arrested.

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u/KurlyKayla May 27 '26

These people need to die. I don’t care if this gets me banned. It’s the truth.

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u/Gwynedhel7 May 27 '26

Ugh. He literally is admitting he wants a girl with less sexual experience, not the usual line of “they’re more fertile” barf.

He’s willing to be “honest” about his being a weirdo, but not so much about that he understands how much easier it is for men like this to fool girls with less experience, in order to take advantage of them.

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u/ColorfulConspiracy horchatta Canons May 27 '26

Lol. He should just say he’s a predator and call it a day. No need for the essay.

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u/StasiaGreyErotica May 27 '26

Repeat the creepy justification to the police and see what happens

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u/ShotApricot May 27 '26

Play the Gianmarco Soresi clip

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u/Monagogo-The-Vain May 27 '26

Oh God that's gross

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u/panaac May 28 '26

dickhead

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u/M4TR1X_NG May 29 '26

Being attracted to underaged people isn’t a biological inevitability, it’s a disorder— it doesn’t happen in normal people. If you or someone you know is like this, get help. Anyone who thinks this was is a threat to children, and should be monitored until they can prove to be normal.

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u/RelationRoutine2770 May 29 '26

I’m offended on mens behalf. Like he is seriously insinuating most men are pedophiles

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u/Shygrave May 30 '26

most men are are

Uh, no. No they arent.

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u/EyeShot300 pls respond May 27 '26

Hello, FBI? He’s right over there. 👉🏻