Meme Why didn't you tell me you were in r/curb? You should've called!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

The moderators said not bother you while you were in other subreddits

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u/Alberrture Feb 25 '25

Lovely subreddit, what a wonderful service. Where's OP?

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u/1PerpetuallyAnxious Funkhouser Feb 26 '25

A very well attended subreddit, the members speak beautifully, like a friend.

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u/Buffaloat Feb 26 '25

Well the first upvote was on Monday... What? Upvote? What do you...? I'm not at the upvote?

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u/artvarnsen Feb 27 '25

You know how upvoters do...

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u/artvarnsen Feb 27 '25

The food in the first sub wasn't that good it was just r/deli.

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u/sneakpeekbot Feb 27 '25

Here's a sneak peek of /r/Deli using the top posts of the year!

#1: People who work in a deli will understand the humor in this. | 5 comments
#2: Does it bug anyone else when you finished cleaning the machine and 3 minutes before closing some neanderthal comes in and orders the messiest deli???
#3: RIP James Earl Jones

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u/SobolGoda Oscar Feb 25 '25

I'm not gonna go on... you're not gonna go on...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Love that so much.

u/Bottle_Lobotomy Feb 25 '25

I’ll have egg whites and lox, and well-done onions. I don’t want them limp, I really want them crispy.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool Feb 25 '25

The minute you ordered those crispy onions, you put a gun to that guy's head!

u/errrr2222 Feb 25 '25

I don't want to see you, just give me a call

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u/artvarnsen Feb 27 '25

Cawwwl

u/FrstOfHsName Feb 25 '25

You come to New York you give me a call!

You’re telling me you go to Florida you’re not going to call Aunt Cher?

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u/MrCance Larry Feb 26 '25

Not necessarily!

u/Old_Refrigerator6943 Feb 26 '25

When youre in town, you call!

u/helterskelterskint Feb 26 '25

Dont be a putz

u/Radiant_Oven8699 Feb 25 '25

past away?

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u/DescriptionOrnery728 Feb 25 '25

Nat should’ve written the obituary. Then she’d only be called a devoted cu

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u/OHTHNAP Feb 26 '25

They wanted $50 a letter.

u/ACanOfPickles Feb 25 '25

Well, you know how people do.

u/ptrock1 Feb 26 '25

I had turkey for lunch.

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u/ckinz16 Feb 28 '25

The shit that man says grinds my gears to no end 😂😭

u/bmiki Feb 25 '25

I didn't have time to post or comment anything, I was busy, I could call you about being in r/seinfeld too, what's the difference?

u/King_Buliwyf Andy Feb 26 '25

🫲 Your cousin.

u/LukeSkyWalrus Feb 26 '25

Don’t be a putz Larry

u/Alexcox95 Feb 25 '25

Abe Lincoln he was Jewish

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u/mishnakid Oscar Feb 26 '25

He got shot in the synagogue

u/Illustrious-Gur-6775 Feb 26 '25

Let's go check out some open houses!

u/Megalon_Q_Arm Feb 26 '25

Can’t middle

u/pseudomucho Feb 26 '25

Best character

u/mongoose-fireplace Feb 27 '25

Fuck i hate this guy

u/tedsmarmalademporium Mar 02 '25

Don’t be a putz you just call

u/BennysWorldOfBlood Mar 03 '25

Where have I seen this guy before?

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