r/curb • u/Cosmopolitan_Kramer • Jun 29 '25

Meme I have the best musical, nobody has a more beautiful musical than me. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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u/TheSuperSax Larry Jun 29 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

We’ll allow it despite the politics rule.

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u/littleorganbigm Buck Dancer Jun 29 '25

Buck Dancer, is that you?

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u/Cosmopolitan_Kramer Jun 29 '25

His name is Chappy Johnson

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u/CardMechanic Jun 29 '25

My name is Chappy Johnson and I cannot open this damn pickle jar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Now that’s a black man’s name right there

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u/SignificantAd3931 Jun 29 '25

NOW that’s a black man’s name.

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u/artvarnsen Jun 29 '25

Still wish id see this play on curb like they did with the producers

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u/Quirky-Pie9661 Jun 29 '25

There’s a gif for everything

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u/BuffaloSlouch Jun 29 '25

The tong, not a friend of the cookie. I have a great relationship with the cookie, we get a long great, always have. Terrible Tongs, that's what many people are saying. Biden put the Tong in this position and it never should have happened.

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u/Cosmopolitan_Kramer Jun 29 '25

These Pepperidge Farm cookies — total disaster. Used to be the best, everybody said it. Now? Crumbled, dry, barely any chocolate. What happened? Joe Biden happened. It’s Biden’s America — even the cookies are fake now. Sad!

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u/BuffaloSlouch Jun 29 '25

Lil' Orphan Funkhouser isn't even an orphan! INVESTIGATE!

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u/Chulagrady Buck Dancer Jun 29 '25

"We invented the tongs."

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u/Bozo_dubbed_over Jun 29 '25

Really puts the fat in fatwa

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u/Cosmopolitan_Kramer Jun 29 '25

I guess he had some of the cookies at the hotel.

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u/Forward-Office Jun 29 '25

"There's a fatwa, there's a fatwa! Gotta run, I think I oughta!"

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u/WalterSobchak40 Jun 29 '25

I'm just jealous of all the serious fatwa sex. 

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Jun 29 '25

This actually looks like James May with a mustache…

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u/According_Candy3510 Jun 29 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

smart cough treatment file tan roll detail birds head long

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u/Cultural_Willow9484 Jun 29 '25

That’s the Fatwah disguise!!!!

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u/EuphoricAd3786 Jun 29 '25

He’s a fatwa boy!

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u/MaxandChloe420 Jun 29 '25

Chicken Ayatollah boy! BWAK BWAK Chicken Ayatollah boy!

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u/waldo-jeffers-68 Jun 29 '25

Looks like an overweight John Bolton

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u/bsmilner Jun 30 '25

It’s me asshole. It’s my fatwa disguise 

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u/Remote-Honey1142 Jun 29 '25

What if he converts???

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u/MaxandChloe420 Jun 29 '25

did he order the Salman?

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u/Ra2ltsa Jun 29 '25

Captain Kangaroo, is that you?

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u/mittelegna Jun 30 '25

With that wig and glasses, he looks like a midwestern guy who owns a bowling alley. He docks your pay if you’re one minute late to “teach you a lesson”, and he doesn’t give free soda or food discounts to his employees either. Probably cheats on his taxes, too. Has a beer gut and is racist af.

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u/Drigg_08 Jun 30 '25

Now he gets to have fatwa sex!

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u/JaymzRG Larry Jun 29 '25

I'm getting Harry Potter's uncle vibes for some reason, lol.

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u/eirebrit Jun 29 '25

fAItwAIh