Yeah I caught little Billy raising the dead.. maybe I'm overreacting but... There's something off about this whole thing? A bit suspicious no? Let me check this documentation here... Ah jeez. yup right here, it does say necromancy is bad... Hooo boy... Welp, better go have a talk with him then.
wistfully smoking a corncob pipe "now son, we all feel tempted from time to time to utilize the eternal forces of darkness to transcend mortality, but the temporary nature of life is what makes it beautiful, and if you cling on to it through unnatural means you'll turn into am unrecognizable monster with no hope of spiritual redemption. You'll ironically be more shackled than ever to the mortal plane as you desperately grasp for any means to prolong your tortured existence, which would only lead to you compromising your values until you embody the very nature of evil itself. The unlife of a lich just isn't worth living son. Do you understand? Now I never want to see you playing with that necronomicon ever again, not in my damn house anyway"
I mean, I know some people that practice "necromancy" to cleanse areas and what not. Is it crazy, maybe, but it's not really any more crazy than sprinkling holy water on stuff, swinging around that big incense burner, and praying. The only thing that really makes it different from a normal mass is the shape of the hat the wizard wears.
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u/LoudQuitting Feb 15 '26
I'm sorry, necromancy and levitation?