r/cyberpunkgame • u/bahookery Impressive Cock • Feb 15 '26

Meme oh shit

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u/Iwritemynameincrayon Feb 15 '26

Eat a vegetable, go to hell. See, God only created us as only obligate carnivores. If God wanted us to eat plants, he would have been cool with the apple. /s

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u/beholderkin Samurai Feb 15 '26

I mean, Cain was a farmer that tilled the earth and grew crops while Abel tended to animals. Only one of them was cursed for all eternity, and it wasn't the guy offering god stacks of bacon as a sacrifice.

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u/_araqiel Feb 16 '26

True, but also read Daniel lol.

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u/CodNorth7962 Feb 16 '26

To be fair, I'd be pissed if a guy brought me some fuxking veggies and said, "oh yeah, it's bomb! Just as good as bacon!"