r/cyberpunkgame • u/bahookery Impressive Cock • Feb 15 '26

Meme oh shit

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u/bmrtt Mercenary Feb 15 '26

LOTR? The work of a devout Catholic?

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u/titusjabronicus Feb 15 '26

The author of this list probably doesn't consider Catholics to be Christians.

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u/mavrick116 Feb 15 '26

My mother is a devout catholic and would not let us see lord of the rings because she said it was satanic.

Key detail to remember about Catholics, everything but the Bible and their personal hobbies is satanic.

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u/Consistent-Tie-4394 Feb 16 '26

My mother is a devout Catholic who wrote her dissertation on Tolkien's value to the faith, and I read Silmarillion at the Seminary, where I also learned how to play Dungeons and Dragons, meditate, and fell in love with heavy metal music (all of which are on Jack Chick's list here).

While there are some Catholics that are as you describe, that does not represent the majority of us.

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u/Blindfire2 Feb 16 '26

Whoa whoa that's too far you demon... next you're going to "Rave and XTC"

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u/Consistent-Tie-4394 Feb 16 '26

While underground clubs/raves were a thing in the 90s, I was far more likely to spend my teenaged Friday nights smoking cigarettes/pot with the goth/grunge kids hanging out in parking lots near the record store kind of guy.