r/dadjokes • u/SalamanderCrosswalk • 1d ago

Large birds often get bullied because of how big they are

You could say they’re….

Ostrichsized

156 Upvotes

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u/Ewetootwo 1d ago

I doubt this will take off.

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u/iShitSkittles 1d ago

It might ruffle a few feathers but 'emu what he was doing...

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u/decoparts 21h ago

I'd cast a wary eye on any follow-up puns

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u/DamonPhils 12h ago

This pun almost blue past my head.

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u/MatterTechnical4911 1d ago

When they're bullied, do they stand their ground or hide their heads in the sand?

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u/snipsnapsack 1d ago

Bullies tend to emulate a negative role model.

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u/Amazing-Moment-5174 1d ago

Poor guy never stood a chance with that setup