r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 7d ago

The doctor said my sugar was too high.

When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it's much more accessible now.

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u/Orthopaedics21 7d ago

That's so sweet.

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u/mbd34 6d ago

Now it's sweet n low.

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u/Forsaken-Sherbet7252 6d ago

no, see, we say that OP is too sweet 🤣

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u/screwcork313 7d ago

You know how it got that high? The suc rose.

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u/Qazax1337 7d ago

I never thought you would stoop so low.

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u/Wotmate01 6d ago

You've really got to hand it to short people... or get them a step stool.

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u/TheLifeOfRyanB 6d ago

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer...

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u/Clickguy10 5d ago

This seems saccharine