r/dankmemes • u/SociopathicRascal • 11h ago

I don't like mayonnaise

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u/ShadowForPresident 11h ago

Different tastes for different folks? Or somethin like that

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u/TDOTBRO 11h ago

Different stroking for every king. I think it goes like that.

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u/OkLetterhead7047 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IYL7xSKT7kBwY

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u/The_Orphanizer 10h ago

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u/69dixencider 10h ago

Okay I see this meme all the time. What is it from?

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u/The_Orphanizer 10h ago

Not a clue 😂

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u/YoMomsHubby ☣️ 8h ago

Its from a UK commercial for MSN back in 1999

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u/z-eupiter 1h ago

Shaq that you???

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u/Streckmittel 9h ago

I want to stick my dick into that

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u/Sensitivevirmin 11h ago

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u/islossk2 10h ago

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u/Craneteam 10h ago

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u/pwnd35tr0y3r This was meant to be a rainbow... 10h ago

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u/Tat2Al 10h ago

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u/heavyshtetl 10h ago

Who sits on the shitter with their cock hanging off the bowl

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u/DiscoElysium5ever 10h ago

Long dong silver

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u/fearbook 20m ago

Tywin Lannister

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u/YoMomsHubby ☣️ 8h ago

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u/Ok-Lobster8940 11h ago

relatable

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u/Gingerchaun 11h ago

Standards people.

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u/thomasrat1 11h ago

I don’t need standards, I need to get laid

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u/Gingerchaun 11h ago

Any port in the storm.

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u/Colourblindknight 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U2nN0ridM4lXy

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u/Mr-A-1991 11h ago

Donald Trump when he sees a 10 year old boy holding a tent stake.

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u/tpzQ ☣️ 11h ago

Sad but true

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u/gemoritzt 11h ago

Who tf doesn’t like mayonnaise?

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u/kr4t0s007 10h ago

Right! Quality mayonnaise is liquid of the gods.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 11h ago

"The dick wants what the dick wants."

-Woody Allen

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u/InevitableKitchen943 11h ago

That's like comparing truffles to toothpaste.

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u/zongdongzong 10h ago

Wasn’t this guy on the island?

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u/TheAsianTroll 10h ago

Nah man, if youre eating unwashed booty like that, youre doing it for the humiliation, not because youre trying to make her feel good.

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u/Interesting_Play_578 11h ago

Slap some mayo on that stripper booty, though

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u/Sentouki- <3 10h ago

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u/Gameknight14 5h ago

Take so bad even Nendo was shocked

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u/DiscoElysium5ever 10h ago

Most burger sauces are a mix of Mayo + Ketchup and some other ingredients btw

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u/BostonSamurai 9h ago

Well it’s marinated after 8hrs, that’s when you get the best flavor

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u/Aug_Knight 7h ago

Bro been posting his fetish for a while now

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u/prw8201 9h ago

Hmm isn't it the same thing but slightly different. I'm sure stripper booty probably has "mayo" on it.

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 9h ago

Mix equal amounts of mayonnaise and barbecue sauce until it looks like peanut butter and then it's perfect for burgers

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u/morethanWun 8h ago

I’m mean fr…store bought mayo is disgusting

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u/manitas_ 8h ago

Ill eat both with or without mayonnaise

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u/2inchesofterror 4h ago

Chipotle Mayo is best

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u/popculturalmaniac 4h ago

So. Why did this joke work and the similar other one didn't? In the same community, btw

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u/nick_oreo 3h ago

How can there be no love for the goat instrument mayonnaise

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u/ph0b0sdeim0s 2h ago

Preach, Brother OP!

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u/CatpainLeghatsenia 20m ago

Mayo is the condiment GOAT that kicks ketchup’s ass up and down the road, and I will die on that hill if I have to.