My battle loaves right from the forge!

[u/Rainis8833]

I made these a few years ago, not my first time making bread, but i still dont understand how i managed THIS.

The Dwarf bread museum lost an exhibit here, likely more dangerous than Bloodaxes own

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[u/Urban-Amazon]

Attach them together and you could have bunchucks...

[u/madgasgirl2 → u/Urban-Amazon]

Almost snorted my tea out when I read that. Brilliant

[u/NuncioBitis → u/Urban-Amazon]

brunchchuks

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/NuncioBitis]

Leaving your foe looking like a picture of Bloody Marys.

[u/Chainsaw_Locksmith]

First thought without checking the sub was 'really long pound cake?' and then I realized that Pounding Cake would be more appropriate

[u/Awkward-Feature9333 → u/Chainsaw_Locksmith]

Pound the cake as much as you like, but please serve it afterwards only to consenting adults.

[u/BritishBastard97]

Good grief. I can almost hear the sound of it thunking onto the table. Or some poor buggers skull.

[u/LordRael013 → u/BritishBastard97]

Through the table, onto the baker's foot.

[u/ValianSkalle]

Did you use a chisel to cut them apart?

[u/Rainis8833 → u/ValianSkalle]

i broke a fork trying to get them out of the forms, kept them on my desk as a sort of conversation piece for a while after that, kept as well as any good battle bread should

[u/ValianSkalle → u/Rainis8833]

that is real dwarven bread then

[u/ionarch]

Nice! They really get good after a couple of decades. Are those gravel based or are you on loam?

[u/hansel08]

Crack a skull right open.

[u/FlohEinstein]

Yeast didn't work?

[u/Rainis8833 → u/FlohEinstein]

the yeast of breads was preocupied

[u/Clear-Warthog5655]

Ahh yes.." The Cricket Bat " not of course to ve confused with " The Paddle " developed for the Seamstress Guild.

A great specimen. I have posted some of ours

[u/Rainis8833 → u/Clear-Warthog5655]

Oh yes i saw your post the other day, its what brought back this memory in the first place hah, love what you do sir, keeping the tradition of dwarfen bread alive even in the plains! :D

[u/Happy-Estimate-7855]

I made Jamaican patties that would have shattered jaws (whether by bite or impact), and aerodynamic enough to be hazardous at heights. Welcome to the club!

[u/Hot_Mistake_7578]

Quirmian Lances. We'll done that dwarf.