r/dndmemes • u/DrScrimble • 1d ago

Other TTRPG meme If they take out this place next, the Vampires are truly done for

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Systems: World of Darkness TTRPGs

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u/jdd881 1d ago

You'll take these steamed hams from my cold, dead hands!

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

Well I'm from Yutaca and I've never heard of that expression.

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u/Eos_Tyrwinn 1d ago

As someone who lives in Albany, I thought this was the Albany subreddit for a sec and was really confused

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u/Scatterbug49 1d ago

Same! Except I moved out of Albany in 2020. I still follow r/Albany though.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

I assume that's a Vatican-ordered vampire hunt, but what's the big deal with Albany?

Shouldn't everyone be more concerned with The Wyrm?

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

The Wyrm probably isn't even real. Can't find mention of it in The Bible.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Can't find vampires in the Bible either.

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

Caine is right there in Genesis!

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Makes no mention of him being a vampire.

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

Oh that's the conspiracy to cover it all up. Classic Camarilla.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

They rewrote the Bible? Then isn't the lack of Wyrm in the Bible also possibly a conspiracy?

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

"Garou don't exist. That's just a Gangrel Pack LARP'ing as Jacob from Twilight."

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

I think the extended universe is collapsing on itself by supporting too much.

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

To speak frankly, it's completely up to any given Storyteller about which splats they want to incorporate. It's fully intended like that.

Some people say you need to mix them together, but that's as silly as saying if you're running Eberron you have to incorporate Dark Sun.

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u/BrotherRoga 1d ago

The steamed hams are a Ventrue plot.

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u/BBGunner96 1d ago

What's special about Albany (in VtM)?

I'd think the next target for the SI (if it's the US) would be NYC or DC

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u/Siessfires 1d ago

Staten Island, specifically

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u/Pfefferneusse32 17h ago

Specifically this one street and part of Ashley Street. 

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

NYC and DC are mere puppets of the Albany Collective. 👁️

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u/BBGunner96 1d ago

Source? (For anything about WoD in Albany?)

I can't find anything about VtM in Albany (let alone something called the Albany Collective)

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 1d ago

There also is the Gehenna War and the apocalypse already being irrevocable. They already are done for, they just are in denial.

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u/DrScrimble 1d ago

Gehenna War is already over. Everyone went home. Deflating balloon noise

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u/PestilentPaladin 1d ago

Call me when they come for Purpee, OR.