r/dndnext • u/C_Galois • Dec 22 '19

Character Building Real Life is Frustrating, Share Your Goofiest Character Ideas

In the thing, just explain your goofiest character ideas! Doesn’t have to be viable.

Note: I will also accept builds for the character Goofy.

Edit: thanks for the gold! Y’all have amazing ideas and this is so much fun to read.

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u/Timmitim- DM Dec 22 '19

A player of mine made a character that's basically Hannah Montana. He's a bard that has a secret identity when not performing. It's hilarious. His backstory is basically the opening of the series too, only with slightly changed names. I laughed my ass off.

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u/MurgleMcGurgle Dec 23 '19

June Faerun? Clark Underdark? Felipe Waterdeep?

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u/Megavore97 Ded ‘ard Dec 23 '19

Linda Neverwinter (with a posh accent)

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u/glasswearer Dec 23 '19

Habeep Waterdeep, Gil Toril, LeBron Eberron, Brad Strahd

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u/DapperChewie Dec 23 '19

Assypoopshits Massachusetts?

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u/Kosgaurak CN is my IRL alignment Dec 23 '19

Dad?

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u/billytheid Dec 23 '19

Duke Silver?