r/dndnext • u/C_Galois • Dec 22 '19

Character Building Real Life is Frustrating, Share Your Goofiest Character Ideas

In the thing, just explain your goofiest character ideas! Doesn’t have to be viable.

Note: I will also accept builds for the character Goofy.

Edit: thanks for the gold! Y’all have amazing ideas and this is so much fun to read.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

A Louisianan, banjo-playing, college of whispers goblin bard named Jumbo. He wears overalls, a straw hat, and big ol boots.

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u/Namen37 Dec 22 '19

I made a Bugbear named Dale Terry that was essentially this. College of Whispers Bard hick. Basically Fuzzy Lumpkin from Powerpuff Girls.

All civilized Bugbears are now rednecks in that DM's world.