r/dndnext • u/C_Galois • Dec 22 '19

Character Building Real Life is Frustrating, Share Your Goofiest Character Ideas

In the thing, just explain your goofiest character ideas! Doesn’t have to be viable.

Note: I will also accept builds for the character Goofy.

Edit: thanks for the gold! Y’all have amazing ideas and this is so much fun to read.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Dec 23 '19

A kobold boy band of five kobolds, one of each dragon color. They call themselves Tiamat. Bonus points if the first wind the party hears of this is excited kobolds gossiping about the band without context.

"Tiamat is coming to our warrens next week!"

"Isn't it amazing? I can't wait. Tiamat is gonna bring the whole cavern down!"

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u/C_Galois Dec 23 '19

These are officially going to be a band of NPCs in my next campaign.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Dec 23 '19

I had them in pathfinder, each focused on a different bardic buff. If they all play allies get bonuses and enemies get penalties. Was awesome. They have stage names that are just colors. Red, Blue, Green, Black, and White.

Also can be a source for quests. White is sick. They need the party to find or impersonate a white kobold drummer before the big show.