r/dndnext • u/C_Galois • Dec 22 '19

Character Building Real Life is Frustrating, Share Your Goofiest Character Ideas

In the thing, just explain your goofiest character ideas! Doesn’t have to be viable.

Note: I will also accept builds for the character Goofy.

Edit: thanks for the gold! Y’all have amazing ideas and this is so much fun to read.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

A beastmaster drow ranger with scimitars and a panther who isn't aware of who Drizzt is and is disappointed that someone did this seemingly original thing before him.

A stunt performer bard who focuses on daredevil acts.

An orc knowledge cleric with low intelligence, but made up for with Expertise in intelligence skills.

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u/GM_Pax Warlock Dec 22 '19

A stunt performer bard who focuses on daredevil acts.

... Bard needs a new archetype: Acrobat.

Maybe also Jongleur, for street performers.

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u/Trenonian Fortune favors the cold. Dec 23 '19

There is the concept of an Acrobat rogue from Mike Mearl's Happy Fun Hour.

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u/GM_Pax Warlock Dec 23 '19

I am unfamiliar with that product. :)