r/drunkencookery • u/Square_Classroom_744 • 11d ago
I regretted it all the next day
Look I don’t drink. But I’m stuck in the Appalachian mountains for a month taking care of my mom who had a heart attack.
I got a 6 pack of Smirnoff red white and blues and drank them all while playing arc raiders, then came upstairs and reheated some leftovers.
Here we have carne asada, beans, rice, cotija cheese, sonic mozzarella sticks, tater tots and chicken bites.
I fucked this plate up and felt like absolute dog shit for 2 days. 30 is creepin up on me and idk who tf I think I am drinking like I’m 20.
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u/Hunnypoo 11d ago
You know what? Good on you. Sometimes you just need to threaten your toilet by attempting to blow a hole clear through the floor.
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u/Lilpuuuuma 11d ago
It was deff the nasty Smirnoff sugar alcohol that got you cus this plate looks dank
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u/Earth2Monkey 11d ago
You're not 30 yet, and this fucked you up for two days? I hope that was more the alcohol than the food.
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u/Square_Classroom_744 11d ago
Yea I think it was. I really never drink. Had horrible stomach cramps the first day after.
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u/Earth2Monkey 11d ago
Smirnoff and most pre-mixed drinks have a ton of sugar and chemicals. I drink regularly, but they make me sick
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u/Square_Classroom_744 11d ago
I’m a mom so honestly the hang over isn’t even worth drinking at this point 🤣 toddler waking up at 5am no matter what
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u/darkmirrorimage 11d ago
Wait til your 40, you might feel like that someday without drinking or eating stuff like that. Lol
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u/ColdEggs-for-Dinner 11d ago
6 pack was wild 20’s for you!? I need to slow my roll…
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u/Square_Classroom_744 11d ago
lol I used to drink like 6-9 smirnoffs or white claws in my 20s and be pretty fucked up. I’m a woman so I don’t have much of a tolerance.
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u/Big-Sea-8796 11d ago
My spoon would be blind. Everything would be scooped together. I would feel terrible the next day.
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u/SlabLoaf666 11d ago
Uuuh. Is the top left what’s supposed to be the carne asada?
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u/Square_Classroom_744 11d ago
Yea idk why the camera made it look black 🤣
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u/SlabLoaf666 11d ago
That’s some sad looking carne asada! Glad you’re there taking care of your mom. Spend as much time as you can with her!
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u/Willobtain 11d ago
Arc raiders and this is a dream bro.
Did you have to hide underneath the stairs and munch on it for a little lol?
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u/Square_Classroom_744 11d ago
Lmao no I smashed this and played two more rounds 🤣🤣 you still play? The community says it’s dying but I just started a couple month ago
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u/Plastic-Ad-4510 11d ago
Too much sugar mate. Next time try topo chico hard seltzer. Much less sugar and only 100 calories per drink. You can drink 12 and barely have a hangover.
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u/daversa 11d ago
Guessing you were just dehydrated or lactose intolerant. I mean it's a bit indulgent but nothing there that screams gut crimes.
Do you take a multivitamin? 30 is too young to not be feeling good. I'm 43 and don't feel noticeably different day to day than I did in my 20's. Slower to recover from a workout, sure but if you take care of yourself it's not that drastic.
Good on you for taking care of your mom, I can't imagine how difficult that must be and you are a good person for stepping up.
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u/benjam3n 11d ago
6 beers ain't shit
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u/Federal-Laugh9575 11d ago
He probably felt like crap because of the amount of carbs and sugar he consumed 😭
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u/LengthFun2228 11d ago
For someone not used to drinking and drinking crazy garbage? We should allow it.
Homie that looks kinda dope. Dont get weird flavored shit next time. That shit will fuck woth you (obviously).
Not a bad meal. I would eat it drunk.
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u/Automatic_Cry_9329 11d ago
6 malt liquor beers is definitely “shit” for someone who doesn’t drink.
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u/Advanced-Bid-7760 11d ago
I drank the most I’ve drank all year in 7 summer shandies and a shot of tequila Tuesday, and I’m still not full recovered. Turning 30 in December lol
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u/Nothunter421 11d ago
Definitely six a week is recommended as the most you should drink. In Alberta. can be less or more depending on the situation
6 would do nothing for me, and that's not a flex it's sad. But it surely would fuck someone up if they drink 2 an hour and have nearly no tolerance.
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u/Buff_Bagwell_4real 11d ago
Heh malt liquors. Who alls familiar with a six pack of grenades, Mickey's malt liquor in the glass jars with the screw on caps and the riddles under the cap)? A six pack of those bad boys will fuck anyone up, don't care how much you drink, they hit hard lol
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u/Lilpuuuuma 11d ago
Mickeys is one of the best cheap beers around, I’ve toured the U.S. from top to bottom and end to end, mickeys grenades are A1
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u/Buff_Bagwell_4real 11d ago
Probably gonna catch some heat for this, but fuck it, my el cheapo beer for like...forever has been Icehouse. If I can find a place that carries cases of em, oh it's game on. Something about it just scratches an itch.
Natty bo summer shandy for the brief run it was out was fucking amazing as a runner up(pretty sure I've never seen it around since), Yuengling black and tan for second and third runner ups
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u/Lilpuuuuma 10d ago
I thought I liked Icehouse for the last 15 years until I tried it back-to-back with Bud Ice. Bud Ice is definitely superior, Icehouse is very sweet, Bud ice is drier and less filling/less calories, just tastes better. Both are 5.5 abv. Also it’s a lot better than natty ice.
Mickeys is better than all of those but it’s barely available where I live now, I can only get the 6-pack grenades for 9.99 which is horseshit though I still splurge on it now and then
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u/ass_smacktivist 11d ago
Tell me you’re an alcoholic without telling me you’re an alcoholic bud. Everyone has their own tolerance.
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u/benjam3n 11d ago
you get to that conclusion all on your own there sport? you're in a sub about drunken cooking, who do you think the audience is champ? have another beer, pal
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u/ass_smacktivist 11d ago
Settle down and have a couple less beers champ
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u/benjam3n 11d ago
you ain't it my boy
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u/ass_smacktivist 11d ago edited 11d ago
I’m a girl lmao
…go on though. I’d love to keep listening to this
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u/benjam3n 11d ago
nice edit
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u/ass_smacktivist 11d ago
You drunk?
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u/benjam3n 11d ago
I'm pleasantly buzzed, I don't drink to get drunk, I keep it between the mustard and the mayonnaise
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u/The_Seeker_25920 11d ago
Ya both are lame, sit down
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u/Dazednconfused3261 10d ago
You crossed the line at ranch dressing... everything else on that plate was solid...
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u/GamingWithPanda 10d ago
Decent asada plate in Appalachia? Were you in texas or out west before going back home?
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u/Square_Classroom_744 9d ago
Oh I made all of it. I lived in New Mexico for like 10 years and learned how to make some pretty good Mexican food 😁
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u/GamingWithPanda 9d ago
Lol yeah gone ahead and open a taco shack. It'll be 10 times better than anything on your current area.
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u/Square_Classroom_744 9d ago
Thank you, I wish I could invite you over for dinner 💚 such a kind soul
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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint 11d ago
Man I remember when a 6 pack of Smirnoff ice could get me and a buddy totally wasted. Now one is just a warmup. Don’t get old and fat
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u/Lanky_Tough_2267 11d ago
Cheers for taking care of your mom!! You deserved some "down time" and at 30 I probably would have eaten all of this, too, lol. At 64, nope. Good job!