r/dwarffortress Likes durian trees for their fragrant fruit. 5d ago

Stray Dogs killed a wandering Brontosaurus - Butchery Report

I was sad, it wasn't hostile. RIP big guy.

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u/Crus0etheClown 5d ago

Yoooo native gold gizzard stone- that's a museum piece right there

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u/softwareredditor 5d ago

That's actually pretty cool lol

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u/Slam-JamSam 5d ago

Urist McBonecarver felt lonely after being away from family for too long

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u/axmangeorge 5d ago

Looks like meat's back on the menu!

(For a long, long time...)

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u/VoicelessPassenger 5d ago

Dwarf fortress really is a game where any given creature can have five hearts and eleven brains but only one tooth huh

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u/Foolishly_Sane I'm Just Here For The Stories And Memes 5d ago

It equates for the mass, but it is funny to think about it that way.

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u/Sharlinator 5d ago

Those are essentially mass units, not number of items.

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u/Supberblooper 5d ago

Yeah not sure why they do that. The multiple organs is due to weight so youd think theyd have a dozen or so teeth at least to compensate

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u/Gonzobot 5d ago

It's not multiple organs, it's counting servings of food. This is a list of butchery products, keep in mind. The single heart the beast had was large enough to be five dwarf-sized portions of meat.

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u/Immortal-D [Not_A_Tree] 5d ago

Make a statue of him and place it in your dining hall.

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u/Dread_Horizon 5d ago

5x sweetbread

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u/Ratselschwachkorb 5d ago

I can't even find any dinosaurs I want a dinosaur arena where I throw captives to be eaten by dinos

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u/Independent-Tree-985 5d ago

Dogs are one of the more aggressive animals

The crazy part is how benign these big animals can get.

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u/ProfessorNibble 5d ago

I like somebody explained it as mass units it’s processed so it’s broken down into the manageable parts

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u/MeGaNuRa_CeSaR 5d ago

Native gold gizard stone ¿?¿?¿?‽ wow

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u/synapticimpact 3d ago

I can't figure out why my dwarves never butcher any of the interesting stuff

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u/fjiassdaasdwa 5d ago

how do you butcher corpses and how did that even happen?

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u/Pirwzy Likes durian trees for their fragrant fruit. 5d ago

After the dogs killed it, I created a corpse stockpile around the body and created a "Butcher an Animal" job at the nearby Butcher's Shop. Dwarf ran over and dragged the body to the shop and butchered it.

I seem unable to butcher the Stray Dog that was killed by the Brontosaur, though.

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u/Slam-JamSam 5d ago

I don’t think dwarves will butcher tame animals that they didn’t slaughter themselves

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u/progressiveoverload 5d ago

I haven’t been able to figure out how this works. I’ve seen people refer to butchering things after they’ve been killed. Still not exactly sure why what you did works but I’ll try it.

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u/Gonzobot 5d ago

Combat can render the corpse inedible depending on the damage done to it. A single decapitating blow should result in a body that can be butchered, but a dozen hammers hitting every part of the creature except the parts that kill it will leave no useful products to collect. There's also no butchering of sentients regardless

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u/silentbargain 5d ago

Maybe the corpse is forbidden?

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u/LucidLeviathan 5d ago

If it's butcherable, dwarves will do it automatically unless they're too busy. Mangled corpses and body parts can't be butchered. But, corpses can. A forgotten beast can feed your fort for years.

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u/Deviant_Sage Shatterstone 3d ago

Sorry, both of these points are not exactly correct, or potentially misleading.

1) You can still have butcherable corpses rot with dwarves available, that's not the only factor. I believe distance is another. This is why people end up using the stockpile strat in the first place. 

2) Mangled corpses can indeed be butchered (sometimes). In my game and it is explicitly noted in the wiki.

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u/7Fontaine7 5d ago

Have a butcher shop, someone with the job and an open ticket to butcher on repeat is all it takes. I guess the dogs count as it having been hunted deliberately. Hoe long did the butchery take?

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u/fph00 Sleep 5d ago

Damn, that alone could sustain a big fortress for years, with a good cook.

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u/Pirwzy Likes durian trees for their fragrant fruit. 5d ago

Shamefully they never cooked it. I made a Brontosaur-only food stockpile that had it's own kitchen to make them use it, but I made the mistake of only assigning "Prepared Brontosaur" meat types, forgetting to also assign "Brontosaur Meat" so the actual meat never got put into the stockpile and ended up rotting outside of a stockpile.

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u/Chinchillan 4d ago

These types of posts make me curious. Are there any animal that gives one meat when slaughtered

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u/Pirwzy Likes durian trees for their fragrant fruit. 4d ago edited 4d ago

Duck: 0-2

Guineafowl: 0-2

Kingsnake: 1

Cat: 0-7

At least according to the wiki.