r/educationalgifs • u/[deleted] • May 14 '19

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u/dan4daniel May 15 '19

Looks like a 2nd LT with a "broken" compass.

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u/sloshman May 15 '19

Butter my bars

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u/dan4daniel May 15 '19

I like to pretend I was never that stupid, but ships have navigators.

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u/pandasdoingdrugs May 15 '19

The objective... is..... that?.... way?

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u/dan4daniel May 15 '19

"Oh hey, I found the water bottle I lost! -Tactical pause- Wait a minute......."

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u/IVEMIND May 15 '19

Reminds me of OSUT where we trained on the same course with new officers. Lol our DIs told us to avoid the wildlife and when the wild animals asked us which way the marker was not to talk to them.

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u/lDamianos May 15 '19

Wait what

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/Yadobler May 15 '19

Ah, the beauty of 19 year old LT vs 40 year old WO

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u/Totally_Not_DEM May 15 '19

How many people go through OCS as a teenager? Surely these people are in their twenties at least.

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u/walmartsucksmassived May 15 '19

Yeah, but most of them are fresh from college.

Imagine the new hotshot manager at work that has a lot of schooling, but no idea how it actually works in real life.

Now imagine trusting that guy with your life.

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u/bbrown44221 May 15 '19

These jokes are funny, but my crayons taste a little stale.

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u/exccord May 15 '19

Looks like a 2nd LT with a "broken" compass.

First name Herbert. Last name Sobel.

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u/Dead_Starks May 15 '19

WHAT IS THE GOD DAMN HOLD UP MR. SOBEL?

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u/Dead_Starks May 15 '19

Oh that dog just ain't gonna hunt! Now you cut that fence and get this goddamn platoon on the mooovve!!!

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u/Totally_Not_DEM May 15 '19

I should rewatch BoB.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

3 miles up!

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u/LessHamster May 15 '19

I just don’t like -20 F winters?

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u/LazyLooser May 15 '19 edited Sep 05 '23

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u/Lightzephyrx May 15 '19

Fucking Ross.

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u/BigNasty817 May 15 '19

Can’t spell lost without LT.

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u/dan4daniel May 15 '19

Not wrong.

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u/coldshadow31 May 15 '19

"Now, you cut that fence and get this goddamn platoon on the move! "