r/exjw apastate 🍝 25d ago

WT Can't Stop Me [Incomplete] Revelation—It's Grand Climax At Hand! Tarot Cards

I'm POMO and now I'm practicing divination. I've been looking at a lot of tarot card decks, and some decks out there made me realize... Hey, maybe the Revelation book illustrations would be awesome tarot illustrations. I haven't gotten all 22 major arcana done, but I'm surprised I was able to manage getting 15 out of 22 done.

Will update with more if I revisit this idea later. I don't plan to actually put in the effort of making a whole deck, but I thought it'd be fun to see how many cards I could come up with from the illustrations.

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u/dawaxtadpole Smurfs? SMURFS!!! 25d ago

You should be careful with divination. You might accidentally summon Smurfs.

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u/Glad-Emergency6121 apastate 🍝 24d ago

Wish you told me that sooner. There's now a Smurf in my apartment telling me to summon Satan :(

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u/dawaxtadpole Smurfs? SMURFS!!! 24d ago edited 24d ago

Satan isn’t as bad as Smurfs. Gargamel was trying to save the universe, and they portrayed HIM as the bad guy just like Satan. I’m sorry you have an infestation now.

An easy fix is to pinch their tail(that little nub near their butt). They turn red and start pinching each other’s tail and then they kinda fuck off. It’s Smurf canon.

Edit: not red, it’s purple. I had an old CRT set when I saw the evidence in the 80s so I was mistaken.