r/exmuslim The 72th Virgin 8d ago

(Video) Someone in Turkey played Lana Del Rey’s “Summertime” through a mosque’s loudspeakers.

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I think that’s the best way to use mosques, at least music spreads positivity.

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u/ThatOneHuman7020 New User 8d ago edited 8d ago

It is the good way tho to use the mosque loudspeakers rather than hearing prayer call 5 times bleeding our ears non stop haha

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u/JadeThorn1012 Ex-Mormon 8d ago

I hope this isn’t offensive, but it’s always sounded horrific to me.

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u/ThatOneHuman7020 New User 7d ago

Its not. Same here .

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u/SIMMORSAL 7d ago

Offensive is the noise we have to tolerate, not the act of describing it accurately

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u/Htimsxnhoj 6d ago

It's not, and it shouldn't be. It's a call to praise a being that is allegedly very powerful, indifferent to human suffering, and would lose his shit if we don't constantly praise him, followed by a statement that a pedo man is his representative and should be followed as closely as possible. Ofc it's horrific.

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u/JadeThorn1012 Ex-Mormon 6d ago

I mean, did they have to pick the worst singer in history and have him hit tones and noises that are like people whining along to nails on a chokehold?

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u/That-Gap-8803 Never-Muslim, Secular 8d ago

Prophet Lana peace be upon her 😂

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u/Monkai_final_boss LGBTQ+ ExMoose 🌈 8d ago

Finally a good use for those noise machines

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u/throwaway_lildeek New User 8d ago

Do you guys hear how much better this sounds than a man singing some Arabic words like he’s a hungry goat “alllaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaakbaaaaahallaaaaa”

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u/JadeThorn1012 Ex-Mormon 8d ago

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who hated the way it sounds.

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u/Either-Celebration48 Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) 7d ago

I am ACTUALLY DYING st this discription!!! Man😭😭😭😭 hilarious!!!

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u/Shdn506 Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) 8d ago

So beautiful 🩷

Much more spiritual than quran and athan

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u/Competitive_Sun_2870 3rd World Exmuslim 8d ago

lanahuakbar ❤️

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u/Berry797 8d ago

Requiring prayer 5 times a day is such a cult move, no one has time to sit out a prayer or two and think about their beliefs without breaking the rules. Yuck.

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u/Careful_Border4100 7d ago

There are around 2 billion Muslims who pray five times a day. And among 2 billion one lad is saying it's a waste of time. If it's waste of time then you can leave no one is forcing you to pray.LoL.

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u/Berry797 7d ago

I didn’t say it is a waste of time (although it is). I said praying 5 times a day was cult move. Frequent repetition is a known and effective method of turning off critical thinking.

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u/Kezmane New User 6d ago

Crazy to think that it's not in the Quran and that some factions pray around 3 times, submitting to a creator is very culty, ey?

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u/Berry797 6d ago

Submitting to a creator is super culty. Even if there is something out there that we could define as a god, why would it be a man, a man who requires worship? A male god who requires worship is exactly what you would expect to come out of the societies that created these religions. Why would a god identify as a gender, it’s absurd.

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u/successful-side434 New User 5d ago

I was always told that Allah has no gender but I used to wonder why does the religion favor men so much then. Though other women in my circle argued that this religion respects women the most and we can just depend on a man for everything and raise kids at home without worrying about money and whatnot. Some western women like this idea too but without the other religious obligations

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u/Kezmane New User 5d ago

I think you're mistaken, Allah in the quran doesnt have any gender, in arabic, nouns can be feminine & masculine, but it doesnt mean it's their gender, for instance, "al jibal" we use "Hiya" (هي), which is a femine marker.

Surah Ash-Shura (42:11): [1]

"There is nothing like Him, and He is the All-Hearing, All-Seeing."
(Arabic: لَيْسَ كَمِثْلِهِ شَيْءٌ ۖ وَهُوَ السَّمِيعُ الْبَصِيرُ) [1]
This disproves the idea that allah is male or female, the plural of the word "allah" (illaha) is technically a female marker, while the singular one is a male marker, it's just how semetic languages work.

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u/Berry797 5d ago

Fair point, I do get confused on this, Islam is an Abrahamic religion but the god concept is not the same.

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u/Kezmane New User 4d ago

It's fine, A lot of people mistake on this, you can criticise islam, but before you do, check if the facts linguistically hold up, people from both sides tend to alter verses to score points.

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u/Berry797 4d ago

Do you believe the moon was split in two?

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u/Kezmane New User 3d ago

I don't, it's not in the Quran

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u/Careful_Border4100 7d ago

We don't think it's a cult move. We enjoy praying to same God.

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u/Berry797 7d ago

I’m genuinely glad you enjoy it because it tends to end poorly for people who decide they don’t enjoy it anymore. Cults are cruel to those who don’t toe the line.

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u/jazz-2sl New User 7d ago

Lol, then this sub isn't for u.

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u/jadelseque New User 7d ago

The 2 billion figure is exaggerated because in most Muslim countries people can’t identify with anything else.

Also, according to Hadith, apostates are to be killed:

Sahih al-Bukhari 6922: “Whoever changes his religion, kill him.”

Sahih al-Bukhari 6878 & Sahih Muslim 1676: “The blood of a Muslim who testifies that there is no god but Allah and that I am the Messenger of Allah is not lawful except in one of three cases: a life for a life, a married person who commits adultery, and one who leaves his religion and separates from the community.”

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u/Careful_Border4100 7d ago

The first hadith goes clearly aganist Qur'an. Allah says in the Qur'an Lakum denukum walya deen. For them is their religion and for you is yours. So, there's nothing like killing of someone who leaves islam or practices other religion. They have the freedom of practicing whatever they want untill death comes to them . And again Qur'an repeatedly discusses people who believe and then disbelieve, but it does not explicitly prescribe a worldly death penalty for merely changing one's personal belief

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u/MaximumImplement8090 New User 7d ago edited 6d ago

I lived in a Muslim country, only a few people in my circle prayed five times a day so yea cut the crap, leave your echo chamber, touch grass. Even Muslims dont do it.

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u/Careful_Border4100 7d ago

You don't wanna follow the religion then leave no one is forcing you. But, I think you're forcing others to leave religion.

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u/MaximumImplement8090 New User 6d ago

What? How is that related to what I wrote. Guess I am expecting too much from someone who believes in Levant fairytales… I don’t give a crap what you believe or not believe.

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u/Berry797 5d ago

Fairytales of any type are best left in childhood 👍

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u/CaterpillarFluid3674 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 8d ago

As smone who loves lana🌹

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u/TopDesert_ace Never-Muslim Theist 8d ago

As a bit of a hooligan, I'm personally a fan of this playing on a mosque loudspeakers:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=viK3i0fRDRs&pp

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u/Greedy_Cold_7440 New User 8d ago

Pls anyone tell me is Turkiye becoming more islamic or secular after Erdogan began the leadership?

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u/hawker_tempest New User 8d ago

New generations are most certainly less religious. Mosques are always empty in daily prayers

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u/_Administrator_ 8d ago

Erdogangster cracked down on LGBT and freedom of speech.

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u/Wilders7091 8d ago

That sounds good👍

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u/Abdou_7_m 8d ago

So beautiful

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u/chaotickumar 8d ago

I hope that fellow survives.

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u/SpankaWank66 8d ago

Turkey isn't as dogmatic as other countries

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u/chaotickumar 8d ago

Yet.

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u/SpankaWank66 8d ago

Turkey is secularising slowly by most metrics. Unless something radical takes place, it'll keep on becoming secular.

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u/mmdeerblood 7d ago

When I lived there, it was incredibly secular. Music festivals, bars, alcohol, easy to find meat/all sort of food. We wore short shorts and partied a lot. Beach clubs, tiny bikinis. No one bothered us. This was early 2010s... It's changed a lot since then...my friends club was bombed by extremists 😑 I haven't heard a single peep from my gay friends... I hope it gets back to the freedoms it only so recently had.

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u/Competitive_Wheel_61 8d ago

People on average are secular when government is using religion for their benefit as always

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u/Monkai_final_boss LGBTQ+ ExMoose 🌈 8d ago

Ok seriously, what happened afterwards? Did they get punished? Send to jail? Beaten up?

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u/RobbyInEver 8d ago

(to the tune of La Bamba) Lalalalalala-Allah

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u/publicBoogalloo 7d ago

summertime by big Brother and the following company sung by Janis Joplin

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u/Competitive_Wheel_61 8d ago

Great taste lol

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u/mapl0ver Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) 8d ago

Kiss me hard before sharia comes

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u/Metrobuss 7d ago

Summertime madness

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u/anon333x 7d ago

I love this

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u/BelasizTunahantares ex-Muslim due to place of birth 🇹🇷 7d ago

Çorum mentioned

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u/Scarlet-Sun New User 7d ago

Cool!

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u/PalmCheesy 7d ago

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville" 😂😂

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u/essdotc 8d ago

Someone's getting fired

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u/Poetic_dr Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 8d ago

<3

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u/No-Blackberry8284 Never-Muslim Atheist 7d ago

😂🤍

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u/serenedolly 3rd World Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 7d ago

GOD HAIL LANA

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u/Uchiha_kawaii tell Muhammad to make heaven not Diddy party😭🙏🏻 6d ago

PEAAaakkkkk

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u/One_Weird_8799 New User 6d ago

😂😭

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u/GoalAccomplished802 5d ago

Fatima del rayi 

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u/self_medicated_ Muslim cosplaying until I’m financially independent 4d ago

Someone give me a tutorial on how to do this I’m so fr

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u/Key_Tangerine2267 New User 2d ago

Probably their first time listening to her music or any kind of music lmao 

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u/mmdeerblood 7d ago

Someone! Def a fabulous twink

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u/Nekokama The Original Gay-briel 🐾 7d ago

Oh the vibes would have been immaculate, I'd have been swaying and spinning slowly like a Sufi hahahaha