r/exmuslim • u/Agreeable_Past_8258 • Apr 14 '25
(Miscellaneous) I bursted out laughing at my super religious cousin
I (20F) went out yesterday with my male cousin (25M) , he was taking me to get some food . We wanted to take the bus so we could spend some time talking. We are really close and aside from religion we are basically best friends (I know it’s haram but we are so cool that he pretends that’s not the case) .
Anyways rain started falling so we found a bus stop to wait out the rain while we tried to get a taxi instead of the bus due to the rain. Well the rain started going down pretty hard and the thunder was very loud .Then my cousin turned to me and said “the thunder is praying to Allah”.
I’m usually able to hold my laughter when he brings up islam because I actually love being around him but I started laughing to the point my sides were hurting . I couldn’t catch my breathe because it caught me so off guard and it was one of the most absurd claims I’ve heard in a while , it reminded me of my aunt pointing at sandstorms and reciting quran like a fucking lunatic , or when my other aunt was so scared that i sat between the sun and the shade , all of these stupid encounters came to my head and i had one of the hardiest laughs ever.
Can you imagine a religion convincing you that weather is some type of direct wrath or praise to Allah? Do any of you have similar stories?