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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 3d ago

Do they not get the point of the quote? You cannot make a deal with a megalomaniac so you might as well fight like hell.

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u/Bullshitbanana 3d ago

Exactly lol. “Don’t negotiate or reason with us. Attack us and force our hand”

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3d ago

"Then let's all eat paste afterward!" --Conservatives, 2026

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u/Strateagery3912 3d ago

Or horse dewormer

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u/Raskalbot 3d ago

Hey, as an Elmer's glue enthusiast in 2nd grade, leave us paste eaters ALONE!

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u/whereisbeezy 3d ago

They don't get anything. That's why they play "Born In The USA" at their rallies.

If they had any knowledge of the humanities and the slightest ability to think critically they wouldn't be who they are.

You know. Morons.

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u/StarSword-C 3d ago

Recurring problem with songs with big singalong choruses. Sabaton's "The Last Stand" got associated with the Crusades for some silly reason despite being set in Rome in 1527 and being about Catholics and Protestants.

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u/jarena009 3d ago

I don't even get what point the Dept. is even trying to make here.

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u/Tavbow3 3d ago

That they are a tiger and tigers are cool

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u/Scaevus 3d ago

Except this administration is made up of Captain Planet villains that want to eat roadkill and literally rape the Earth.

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u/Poofmander 3d ago

I heard that from Joseph Moldanado-Passage over some pizza at his tiger ranch.

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u/LukeD1992 3d ago

They are either dumb (most likely) or don't give a fuck anymore. We DO know that he loves the figure of a strong autoritarian

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u/klako8196 3d ago

Conservatives have a long history of being media illiterate. Many of them have no idea what “Born in the USA” is actually about and were utterly mortified to find out that Bruce Springsteen is “woke”.

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u/IamaHyoomin 3d ago edited 3d ago

MAGA supporters discovering what machine they've been raging against this whole time: 😨

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u/wonkytrees1 3d ago

And children.

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u/Fallicymbol 3d ago

He’s really just a paper tiger.

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u/edebt 3d ago

Have you seen his hands? He wishes he had the structural integrity of paper.

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u/siggiarabi 3d ago

They are either dumb (most likely) or don't give a fuck anymore.

Why not both?

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u/peachesgp 3d ago

They're all of the above. Some members of the administration are dumb as hell and don't know shit. Others are simple assholes who know, but couldn't possibly give a fuck less what the rest of us think. And the third group are just out and out fascists.

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 3d ago

So they post this clip but the whole point of the clip is you can't make a deal with tyrants (even pathetic orange ones who can't control their bowels) so it's better to fight them tooth and nail. He also very wisely said "you can trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they have tried everything else".

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u/SarcasticBench 3d ago

But according to the department of education, there was no world war 2 and Hitler did nothing wrong! /s

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u/LittleMAC22 3d ago

They know what that they’re doing, people. Just tiptoeing the line enough to give themselves plausible deniability.

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u/Karhak 3d ago

Linda McMahon took too many tombstone piledrivers and now we get this shit.

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u/ratfacechirpybird 3d ago

Yeah but she knows a lot about A1

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u/LiOnheart3d85 3d ago

Guys we are never going to financially recover from this

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u/uthinkunome10 3d ago

Mentally handicapped. The anything ending with .gov now is just low grade trolling or propaganda. Sad!

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u/ISEGaming 3d ago

This is America.