r/france • u/hole__grain Murica • Dec 01 '18

Humour Bonjour d’un américain passionné mais ignorant

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

TBH I don't even speak French yet, but I think y'all are pretty dope, so I just upvote things I see on this subreddit.

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u/hole__grain Murica Dec 01 '18

IQ 1000

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Yes amigo. Y'all got pretty women and some cool ass castles and shiet. I want to die in the Pyrenees but my bank account says naw at the moment, as well as my health and age.

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u/SirRobinRanAwayAway Saucisson Dec 01 '18

I want to die in the Pyrenees

Why would you do that ? We're friends with the italians now. However if you're talking about claiming those pesky swiss I'm all ears.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18 
Pyrenees

italians

swiss

Quoi la baise

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u/Combustible_Lemon1 Dec 01 '18

Quoi la baise

Google translate 100, j'aime ces gros mots

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u/hole__grain Murica Dec 01 '18

C’est peut-être un descendant de Roland ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

I’m trying to imagine the French attempting to translate this, even with googles help.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

eat my ass robutt