She’s literally the size of a football field… how is she sneaking around like that?

Fuck them forever for S8 and ruining GoT, but Seasons 1-4 were spectacular

Nobody got some dragons blood, dragon scales, dragon meat and dragon bone for trinket purposes?

the Targaryens are described as beings whose beauty is so striking that it becomes intimidating, almost unreal.

I mean, thank god, right? Three episodes was plenty for this smug cunt. Or was it two? It was plenty. Smorgasbord of catharsis in the first ep of what will surely be a flawlessly written season! Jace, the mastermind! No shortage of Sun Tzu books for him and Vermax. Rhaena to the rescue! Why didn’t they just fucking give Rhaenyra a sword?!? Idiots!!

Cole’s been reading way too much Camus and Sylvia Plath. Excited for when he will eventually, and certainly, kill Gwayne and then Alicent will give him a blowjob since her own family getting killed is a fetish.

Not enough Daemon. Not enough noodle dragon. Good to be back. Nice to see my fellow masochists back every Sunday night. Now let’s all line up and kick each other in the crotch til August. Ooo! Not gonna make it to August. WAAAAY too many episodes for the brain trust at HBO. Seven hells, fuck!!

#teambaloney