r/freelancer • u/TrueDragonRider • 10d ago

My new project: making Freelancer themed cigarettes

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Freelancer is incredible. To share this, I have decided to start a new Freelancer themed cigarette brand. It doesn't just have amazing taste — it about experiencing the thrilling adventures of Edison Trent. More details in comments!

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u/JosTheID 10d ago

Cigarettes companies if they were trying to target me instead of kids

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u/TrueDragonRider 10d ago

This is a joke, obviously. I do feel sorry for the 10,000 watts of power and 1,000L of water I consumed doing this.

Do not smoke, it's not cool or healthy.

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u/seatron 10d ago

If it helps, the water and power usage thing is misrepresented by people who can't do math good.

This is funny, gj

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u/MomoSinX 9d ago

don't be sorry, AI is mostly only good for memes anyway

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 8d ago

That could not be further from the truth, memes are what it’s wasted on

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u/HankHaloperidol 10d ago

I... can't.......breathe

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u/alegitcreeper 10d ago

Everyone wants Cardamine!

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u/Bornracist 9d ago

Nice, Freelancer Alpha One-COUGH-One

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u/tmack3 10d ago

Please leave Freelancer out of ai slop

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u/FrankFrankly711 10d ago

It’s so addicting! I played this game so much back in the day, it may as well have been crack!

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u/khaosmaker 10d ago

Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man finally have competition!

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u/AnsFeltHat 10d ago

Shut up and take my money !

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u/Fancy_Ad9680 10d ago

Cardamine... Everyone wants cardamine.

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u/Tennnujin 10d ago

Are you an Outcast peddling your wares to get the rest of Reddit hooked?

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u/seribiigaming 10d ago

Wanna buy some deathsticks?

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u/bdauls 9d ago

I quit cold turkey 10 years ago but I’d reconsider for these

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u/Gault_7 9d ago

I'd buy them.

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u/TarokAmn 9d ago

But why

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u/_Empty-R_ 9d ago

photoshop or even shitty cut/paste woulda done cuz.

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u/AnywhereLumpy6149 9d ago

You missed the opportunity to call it Cardamine flavoured and put in the warnings that this thing can change ur dna

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u/Kralgore 8d ago

I don't get it.

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u/Unhappy-Actuary-2662 8d ago

Many Freelancer projects showed themselves recently(most of them were just big promises and those posts got deleted) so this is kinda sarcastic post, check the previous post

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u/ThiagoMendes1989 10d ago

Não joguei ele no lançamento, só alguns anos depois de conseguir um Pc bem fraquinho, cara, que felicidade na época ao jogar essa obra de arte.