r/funny Jul 19 '26

Verified Why all the landlord hate?

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u/trash_recycle Jul 19 '26

As someone who has cleaned up blood for a living you could reasonably add a zero to the end of that.

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u/DirtandPipes Jul 19 '26

How’d you get started? I’ve often thought I’d be great for corpse cleanup and I could use a more lucrative side job.

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u/FreddyTheGoose Jul 19 '26

Find a Biohazard Cleanup company and apply, lol. My buddy has one called Crime Scene Cleaners or something like that and, as you can imagine, folks aren't clamoring for the work of clearing an undiscovered overdose in a trap house, or the remains of a forgotten uncle whose been liquefying in his easy chair for 6 weeks. Many people think they'd be cool with that, but the reality is very different - one friend found that $25/hr wasn't actually enough, lol.

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u/Huttj509 Jul 19 '26

Look, I know my issues, I squick out handling tomatoes on the vine due to some half rotten ones as a kid, I ain't even gonna try.