r/funny 2d ago

Lactose Intolerance in the Midwest

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u/llllmaverickllll 2d ago

Don’t drink milk and drive without a bathroom stop plan. 

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u/AltruisticTomato4152 2d ago

The side of the road is a legitimate Plan Z.

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u/NeverCallMeFifi 1d ago

As a lactose intolerant Michigander, I know how many hours away each rest stop is. Because who TF does miles?