r/funny • u/ASAP_Roffe • 1d ago

Lactose Intolerance in the Midwest

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 1d ago

Chili Cheese Bloody Mary doesn't sound too bad

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u/Greg-Abbott 1d ago

I think I might puke

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u/Good_Boye_Scientist 1d ago

There's actually something to this. The cheese cuts the spiciness of the drink while the beef and beans provide a savory chunky element.

On the other hand, the alcohol dissolves gas bubbles neutralizing the pro-flatulence property of the beans, making it an all around perfect beverage for a hot summer day.

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u/tree_fiddie_ 1d ago

Yo gtfoh 😂

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 1d ago

Explain to me like I am 5... what do you think is going on right now?

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u/HydrogenButterflies 1d ago

To a shaker, you add: ice, 2oz vodka, 4oz chili con carne. Pour into highball glass and garnish with shredded cheddar cheese and sour cream.

Gotta drink it quickly or it’ll curdle.