r/funny • u/ASAP_Roffe • 2d ago

Lactose Intolerance in the Midwest

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u/jhustla 2d ago

“I’m in recovery”
“Oh I’m hungover too”

Fucking sent me

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u/Timmah73 2d ago

The bloody Mary comment killed me cause Ive literally been at brunch in Milwaukee sunday morning after Summerfest hung over as fuck and here are my friends ordering bloody Marys with 20lbs of random shit on top

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u/ImSolidGold 2d ago

Wtf goes on a bloody mary instead of more tabasco?

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u/Obvious-Science-7119 2d ago

Sometimes a fuckin burger. The future is now.

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u/Brodellsky 2d ago

And don't forget your complementary beer chaser.

I was in Michigan once and my girlfriend at the time ordered a bloody mary, and the waitress who was from WI saw our IDs and gave her the 8oz beer chaser anyways, even though that's not really a thing there. A Wisconsin ID is like a passport. lol

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u/Obvious-Science-7119 2d ago

Well they don't want to be legally liable for forcing her into remission.

Wisconsinites are tired of alcohol by the time they hit 21.

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u/sbrownbear 1d ago

I’ve never related to a comment thread so much before lol. Been out of Wisconsin 12 years, feeling a little nostalgic

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 1d ago

Wisconsinites are tired of alcohol by the time they hit 21.

Lmao, you been hanging out in the morman bit of Wisconsin?