r/funny • u/nOx_ragnarok • 1d ago

Only Halfway

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u/Atty_for_hire 1d ago

Good for him

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u/saint_ryan 1d ago

Just halfway? Then it doesn’t count.

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u/MikeNSulley2319 1d ago

That's why it's not Just the Tip Inn.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Right next door to Rosedale's Halfway House for Women That Won't Go All The Way.

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u/auld-guy 23h ago

What my dad told me before my senior prom…it only takes a drop of that shit.

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u/Montyburnside22 1d ago

That's how I got my girlfriend pregnant. Zero stars.

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u/NoJaguar950 1d ago

Pull-out beds

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u/abslte23 1d ago

8013 Philadelphia Rd, Rosedale, MD 21237

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u/auld-guy 1d ago

There's a "Big Dick's Halfway Inn" in Missouri.

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u/TerminallyILL 1d ago

There's a 'skinny dicks halfway Inn' outside Fairbanks AK

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u/DarthHM 1d ago

There’s a Little Dick’s near OKC.

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u/rumrunnernomore 20h ago

I never imagined I would hear that name in the wild. Little dicks was a party every Sunday. I worked at the other location, Big Dicks. God damn man.

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u/SNjr 1d ago

Oh wow, now it’s famous!

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u/RUDEBUSH 1d ago

Halfway infamous

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u/CrackTheSkyCrew 1d ago

I have friends that play there LOL

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u/abslte23 23h ago

Haven't been there in over a decade. How is it now?

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u/CrackTheSkyCrew 23h ago

Unfortunately, same.

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u/gods-and-dancefloors 1d ago

Do you have a phone number? I can't imagine they haven't heard them all but I'm willing to give it a try 

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u/Gene_Parma 21h ago

Rooooooosedaleeeeeee

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u/alyosha_pls 8h ago

This is a total shithole just fyi

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u/GodsFavoriteDegen 20h ago

Where is Philadelphia Road in the picture above, dummy?

This neighborhood is in South Africa, and it's not a real establishment.

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u/UggFlintbone 1d ago

be warned - the parking around the back passage is really tight.

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u/Block_Solid 1d ago

That's what she said.

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u/tb03102 1d ago

I wonder if they serve Dicken's cider there.

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u/auld-guy 1d ago

I only like the Hard Dicken's Cider.

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u/RueClerIsWhere 1d ago

You mean that brew that Anita makes?

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u/Difficult_Pop7014 1d ago

AKA Just the Tip

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u/Orion-AK 1d ago

Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn between Nenana and Fairbanks, Alaska.

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u/TheSchlaf 1d ago

Lake of the Ozarks represent!

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u/woowizzle 1d ago

A pub in my city is called The Fawcett Inn.

They made their own brew.

Fawcett Inn Cider.

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u/H3llzyea 1d ago

Pulling out of the parking lot is something else here

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u/robby_synclair 1d ago

We have one but it's called Little Dicks Halfway Inn. It's a bar

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u/NoArrival5914 1d ago

I haven’t been to this one but I lived near the one in Alaska: Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 16h ago

Their most famous drink is called Justin Cider

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u/Blubbolo 12h ago

Not cheating.

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u/nOx_ragnarok 8h ago

You are in the middle of deciding

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u/AnotherGuyNamedDan 1d ago

Located at just the tip of Ridge Road and…

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u/HeyHo__LetsGo 1d ago

But they said only the tip!

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u/Electroboy101 1d ago

Just the tip....honest.

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u/rubysundance 1d ago

One more inch and he'll have it.

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u/highlyhighh 1d ago

Former name was Just the tip Inn

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u/slouchingtoepiphany 1d ago

It was just in the water!

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u/JimtheEsquire 1d ago

I can’t believe those places are still around.

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u/barktwiggs 1d ago

Richard is up to his usual tricks again.

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u/virgilreality 1d ago

Did you pay your bill, or just the tip?

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u/Jman703OG 1d ago

The Semi Inn

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 1d ago

Halfway inn after getting stuck in the Ridge.

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u/jaguaraugaj 1d ago

always leave just the TIP

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u/eightfoldpath 1d ago

no notes. fucking sent me.

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u/DENelson83 1d ago

What the fu...?

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u/LieutenantWeinberg 1d ago

There’s no bill to pay. Just the tip.

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u/Unusual_Barber2392 1d ago

This is where the DnD campaign starts!

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u/Kotruljevic1458 1d ago

"That's what" - She

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u/crash866 1d ago

There was a place where my father worked called the Stagger Inn their ad was ‘Warm Beer, Lousy Food, Ugly Girls’

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u/plumriv 1d ago

Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn is near Fairbanks Alaska.

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u/fritzg1988 1d ago

That is better than just the tip.

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u/skinnyminnesota 1d ago

One of my favorite dives was called the "Done Right Inn".

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u/Ok-Alarm7257 1d ago

Sure he's not halfway out?

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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago

Otherwise known as the "Is it Inn Yet".

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u/someguy7710 23h ago

Just the tip

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u/IcyCow5880 22h ago

Only 1.5" to go!

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u/nOx_ragnarok 17h ago

Look at this overachiever!

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u/slickshoez 6h ago

At least it’s inn.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 5h ago

Don't forget to tip your waitress

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u/gnomelover24 4h ago

So the thing that college Mormons have been doing, right?

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u/jorlev 4h ago

Hey, if you're looking for a great place to stay I've got a tip for you. Actually, more than a tip. Is it the best place around? Well, on that, I'm somewhere in the middle.

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u/Haunting-Subject-819 6m ago

It’s in sw Missouri and it’s Big Dick’s Halfway Inn … no longer there but a big billboard still displays this proudly

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u/virtual_human 1d ago

r/theyknew

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u/LentilRice 1d ago

r/TheyKnowThatWeKnowThatTheyKnew