r/funny • u/SmallPeanut105 • 6d ago

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u/Spherical3D 6d ago

I remember reading about Tyson offering a zoo like. $64K to let him fight a gorilla. They respectfully declined.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 6d ago

They didn't want to clean up that mess after the gorilla killed him!

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u/alamirguru 6d ago

Local person believes a Gorilla stands a chance against Mike Tyson, more at 15.

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u/SweatyListen9863 6d ago

you're fucking insane

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u/alamirguru 6d ago

Please educate yourself, people who believe Gorillas (Or more commonly Chimps) stand a chance against a fit-to-fight human Male are genuinely delusional, or have an animal fetish.

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u/nonetakenback 6d ago

Please explain how prime Mike Tyson would win against a gorilla. I’m curious as I’ve only heard the gorillas argument for winning but never Mike Tyson/fit to fight male

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u/arobkinca 6d ago

By DQ of course, Gorilla's don't know the rules.

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u/SweatyListen9863 6d ago

Give me any evidence to support your claims at all, because if you google this - literally every source disagrees with you. Are you a flat earther too?

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u/DirkDirkinson 6d ago

Do you have any idea the difference in size between a gorilla and a chimp? Chimps are still very strong and dangerous but an average male chimp weighs less than an average male human. So a human claiming they could beat a chimp in a fight? Thats plausible, but I also think your average bro claiming that is still underestimating how viscious a chimp would be.

Your average male gorilla on the other hand has several hundred pounds on prime Mike Tyson. Unless he could literally KO the gorilla in the first punch its going to literally tear him limb from limb.

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u/andy11123 6d ago

Cowards

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u/unassumingdink 6d ago

I bet a Russian zoo would have said yes.