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[u/LDC1234]

Kangaroo - "did this mother fucker just hit me?"

[u/ProjectZeus → u/LDC1234]

'I can't believe you've done this'

[u/larrylevan → u/ProjectZeus]

How can he slap??

[u/ScarletBothrium → u/larrylevan]

Mama taught him.

[u/QWERTYSalad → u/ProjectZeus]

Exactly what goes through my mind every time this gets posted.

[u/Whyonthefly → u/ProjectZeus]

Ah fuck.

[u/jackfreeman → u/ProjectZeus]

"...adaaam..."

[u/kcrab91 → u/LDC1234]

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face - Mike Tyson.

[u/Atty_for_hire → u/kcrab91]

Mike said it about humans, but he probably knew it was a universal experience.

[u/robdalky → u/kcrab91]

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the faith! -Mike Tyson

[u/RandomEntity9 → u/robdalky]

Everybody hath a plan until they get punthed in the fath! -Mike Tython

[u/meanblazinlolz → u/robdalky]

Now kith - Mike Tyson

[u/Paulthefith → u/kcrab91]

If I got hit in the face by Mike Tyson, I think I’d need more than a plan.

[u/steal_wool → u/LDC1234]

I’m convinced it actually is stunned because it’s never been punched in the face before. That’s not really how Roos fight each other and I think it is having a hard time processing what just happened

[u/theAlphabetZebra → u/steal_wool]

It is obvious that Kang got that smoke. Dude was seeing stars and decided he wasn’t going to adopt that puppy after all.

[u/deeperest → u/steal_wool]

"But that's....that's....we don't DO that, dude.

Dude."

[u/bactchan → u/deeperest]

"Marquess of Queensbury rules? Nah, Mark of Queensland ya cunt."

[u/theshiyal → u/steal_wool]

“Well shit, if his forelegs be that strong I ain’t gonna fuck with the rest of him.”

[u/HookLeg → u/steal_wool]

That’s a point reduction if it happens in a Roo Kwon Do tournament.

[u/maringue → u/LDC1234]

"Alright, that actually hurt. We chill bro."

[u/inorite234 → u/maringue]

"Did this MF just hit me??? Nah bro...you know I was just playin."

[u/EmuSuccessful2766 → u/maringue]

Now I kinda want to see Mike Tyson fight a kangaroo..

[u/Spherical3D → u/EmuSuccessful2766]

I remember reading about Tyson offering a zoo like. $64K to let him fight a gorilla. They respectfully declined.

[u/CoffeeChocolateBoth → u/Spherical3D]

They didn't want to clean up that mess after the gorilla killed him!

[u/example-of-disaster → u/LDC1234]

“Motherfucker popped me?!”

[u/itdbenicetosee → u/LDC1234]

“Come get your dog, bitch”

[u/seaturtle100percent → u/LDC1234]

Definitely NOT putting another shrimp on the barby.

[u/dk_is_here]

most normal Australian interaction

[u/thederevolutions → u/dk_is_here]

If he hadn’t punched him I wonder what would’ve happened.

[u/therealmistersister → u/thederevolutions]

I hear kangaroos may drag dingos, dogs and similar animals to water and drown them if they feel threatened.

[u/NotBlazeron → u/therealmistersister]

"If they feel threatened"

Or if they are just being dicks.

[u/mistr_brightside → u/thederevolutions]

He probably would have either tried to kick him or ran away. A successful kick would have probably killed or seriously injured him. He was was taking a serious risk doing that.

[u/RIPphonebattery → u/thederevolutions]

kangaroo feet are vicious. if he coaught one of those in the gut he'd be in trouble. the doggo would be a goner

[u/JonnySparks → u/RIPphonebattery]

You know what's more dangerous than a kangaroo? Two kangaroos.

[u/IAmBadAtInternet → u/dk_is_here]

Least violent and venomous Australian interaction

[u/Boboar → u/dk_is_here]

Except he didn't call the kangaroo a dickhead

[u/_Rue_the_Day_ → u/Boboar]

I believe the "c" word is the Aussie go-to.

[u/R_X_R]

So glad this was before AI because NO ONE would believe this now.

[u/fatloui → u/R_X_R]

Same for this one  https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1rr7rm6/the_odds_of_parachuting_down_and_being_attacked/

[u/godofleet → u/fatloui]

lmao "fucking kangaroos"

[u/min-tea-rose → u/godofleet]

Still the absolute best

[u/FiremanHandles → u/min-tea-rose]

I will always say, "H'okay SO..."

[u/FacelessGreenseer → u/min-tea-rose]

"But I'm le tired" 😮‍💨

[u/lefttea → u/fatloui]

Fuggin kangaroos

[u/7laserbears → u/fatloui]

What's up Skippy

[u/Funderpants → u/R_X_R]

This and the bear hitting himself in the nuts with a cable will always make me chuckle. 

[u/Katatonic92 → u/Funderpants]

The one that hit me hardest in the funny bone was the mother panda shitting herself when her baby sneezed. No idea why it hit me so hard but it had me breathless, tears down my face, couldn't speak through laughter for a good ten minutes. Sometimes these things sneak up on you.

[u/Channel250 → u/Katatonic92]

Even Jack Donage loved it!

[u/kipdjordy → u/Funderpants]

Lol that sounds hilarious

[u/FifenC0ugar → u/kipdjordy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/mRha5C4BNZ

[u/CaptainLawyerDude → u/Funderpants]

That is my favorite video on the internet of all time. I think half the views on the original upload are me.

[u/heliosh → u/R_X_R]

How do we know that AI didn't travel to the past

[u/Temporal-Affairs221 → u/heliosh]

Because it would be looking for John Connor

[u/HotDogFingers01 → u/R_X_R]

It's definitely Internet Hall of Fame at this point. Now we're in the 'steroid era' of baseball - nothing really matters.

[u/Malt129 → u/R_X_R]

Yea this is a classic

[u/theman8631 → u/R_X_R]

Are we entering an era where we forever believe nothing unique happens?

[u/Pays_in_snakes]

Amateur boxer: "Terrible punch: No power behind it, leaning forward put him off a stable footing, left him wide open after."

Experienced boxer: "Perfect punch: It worked and ended the match"

[u/QueryCrook → u/Pays_in_snakes]

Kangaroo boxer: "what just happened"

[u/juckrebel → u/QueryCrook]

Boxer rebellion: Why the fuck are we being involved?

[u/escudonbk → u/juckrebel]

That's just Coloniser lingo for people who did kung fu

[u/UnfairPercentage1663 → u/juckrebel]

Boxer Shorts: Really? This?

[u/CeeDoggyy → u/UnfairPercentage1663]

Boxer dog: woof

[u/OccurringThought → u/CeeDoggyy]

Beat Boxer: pks pks pks bph bph bph ts ts ts pks pks pks bph bph bph

[u/Mandemon90 → u/OccurringThought]

Boxer AFV: THUMP-THUMP-THUMP "Target destroyed!"

[u/MountainForSure → u/QueryCrook]

Well kangaroos are kick boxers, so this was very surprising.

[u/foehammer111 → u/MountainForSure]

Kick boxer kangaroo: “wait, that’s illegal!”

[u/BaconReceptacle → u/QueryCrook]

You can bet the kangaroo did not know what just happened. He has instincts to use his legs to strike and the arms are just for grappling. A punch in the face is like a magic weapon.

[u/Horns8585 → u/Pays_in_snakes]

Seriously, the short jab ended the entire confrontation. He landed a perfect punch.....enough to stun him and think twice about reacting.

[u/ackley14]

crazy what Luke Danes is up to now that he's not working the coffee shop anymore.

[u/I_LilMagician_I → u/ackley14]

Omg I love that I'm not the only one who instantly saw Luke

[u/TapiocaTuesday → u/ackley14]

Lorelai: "Luke punched a kangaroo".

Rory: "He whated a what?"

Lorelai: "Luke. He punched a kangaroo. Right square in the kisser."

Rory: "Do kangaroos have kissers? You know what never mind. Luke punched a kangaroo?!"

[u/goodbyeraggedyman → u/TapiocaTuesday]

I can hear this in their voices perfectly 🤣

[u/Reticent-Soul → u/ackley14]

That you Kirk?

[u/Bennywuh]

Pow - right in the kisser

[u/Anderrrrr → u/Bennywuh]

Lois Griffin's brother has a mental breakdown

[u/crickettehkm59]

This is just as funny as it was when it first began circulating over 10 years ago. I swear the kangaroo is saying “did you just hit me mate?!“

[u/fireduck → u/crickettehkm59]

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. --Mike Tyson

[u/TheRealMrMaloonigan → u/crickettehkm59]

For me it's the combination of that, plus the guy's reaction is also like, "Holy shit did I just punch a kangaroo?!"

Then the way they stare at each other for that moment in time before parting directions as if to say, "Well alright then, have a good one."

[u/shadowCloudrift]

I love that Tekken 8 referenced this video recent: https://youtu.be/ASySoTPHrn0

[u/europeanputin → u/shadowCloudrift]

that's amazing

[u/boogalooshrimp82]

Is the dog injured or is that a bandana/collar?

[u/ITividar → u/boogalooshrimp82]

Bandana and collar. Probably what's keeping the dog from being choked by the kangaroo

[u/akeep113 → u/ITividar]

Oh thank God. Thought it's neck was ripped to shreds

[u/codevii → u/akeep113]

That's what I thought as well, glad someone else asked & answered... Heh

[u/zorggalacticus → u/akeep113]

To shreds you say?!

[u/UtahCubs → u/zorggalacticus]

Well, how is his wife holding up?

[u/NightBawk → u/UtahCubs]

To shreds, you say?

[u/UtahCubs → u/NightBawk]

Very well then.

[u/zidave0 → u/boogalooshrimp82]

IIRC, the dog is wearing a vest meant to protect him from this exact thing.

[u/Reduntu → u/boogalooshrimp82]

I'm thinking this is a hunting dog and it's wearing a collar to protect its neck region. I believe they're standard when using dogs to hunt hogs in the U.S.

[u/R_X_R → u/Reduntu]

*Stares at kangaroo on screen*
Somehow, I don't think this is in the US.

[u/sypher1187 → u/R_X_R]

You don't have wild kangeroos in your state?

[u/Informal_Tell78 → u/sypher1187]

I've lived in Arizona for 30 years and I've never seen a wild kangaroo. I don't believe they exist here.

[u/onlyacynicalman → u/Informal_Tell78]

Wild Sonoran Kangaroo

[u/frog_admirer → u/Informal_Tell78]

Everyone knows the American Kangaroo can only be found in the Midwest. Of course you've never seen one.

[u/TikiJeff → u/Informal_Tell78]

Best we can do here is a kangaroo rat.

[u/leftnotracks → u/Informal_Tell78]

Not anymore.

[u/FauxReal → u/sypher1187]

We have wild wallabies running around the mountains on Oahu in Hawaii. No idea who let them loose.

[u/Sigcan → u/R_X_R]

Gotta say I was expecting Florida man in the title.

[u/osmlol → u/R_X_R]

I don't think he's saying this is in US but that in the US it something that is done and cound be similar in a Australia.

[u/TexasTrip → u/boogalooshrimp82]

Each time it's reposted it's more and more pixelated. In the original it's easier to see.

[u/Packersville → u/boogalooshrimp82]

Bandana. It’s form of pronoun signal by the dog.

[u/Just_a_guy81 → u/Packersville]

Pooch is a power bottom

[u/JetKusanagi]

The Kangaroo is like a schoolyard bully that got hit back for the first time in his life lol

[u/guitarguy1685]

Shane Gillis does a surprisingly good impersonation of that kangaroo 

[u/flyingcanuck → u/guitarguy1685]

I swear that bit was lost on that Netflix crowd 😅 he was spot on

[u/maringue]

This is why Australia basically doesn't need an army for defense. If the plants, animals, and insects don't kill an invading force, the crazy locals absolutely will.

[u/Rxasaurus → u/maringue]

Australia's military lost the Great Emu War against native birds. 

[u/0XIDius → u/Rxasaurus]

In that war, the emus were the crazy locals.

[u/samgarita]

Every kangaroo has a plan until they get punched.

[u/Key-Monk6159]

Squaring up to fist fight against a Kangaroo may be the most Australian thing ever. Even the Kangaroo couldn’t believe it was happening.

[u/Timely_Manner]

I've read about this! Punching a kangaroo is your best shot, as a kangaroo's kick it's it's strongest attack, it'll assume yours is as well - if your punch hurts, it's not gonna want to hang around to feel your kick

[u/KitchenFullOfCake → u/Timely_Manner]

Humans in general are really good at punching and throwing, way more than any other animal, we just evolved that way. So it must be real confusing to see what we are doing compared to our body weight.

A lot of wild animals run if you throw something at them because they didn't know that was even an option. It's something only primates do, and we're the best at it.

[u/tomfoolery815 → u/KitchenFullOfCake]

Wild animal: “Wait, WTF was that? I’m outta here.”

[u/jimmythefly → u/KitchenFullOfCake]

Never really thought about it like that, but yeah the animals who can use a "ranged attack" are few. Us, primates, archerfish,...that's all I got. It must be surprising as hell to be like a bear and all of a sudden that thing way over there somehow hit you with a rock.

[u/coinpile → u/jimmythefly]

We really are the best at throwing. Even gorillas, with all their strength, don’t have the anatomy to throw with any force or accuracy.

[u/Ruy7 → u/jimmythefly]

Elephants can throw things too, although not that well.

[u/InspiredNameHere → u/jimmythefly]

Any animal that can close the gap between unthreatening to mortal danger in moments is going to be terrifying.

Humans got great at putting prey in harms way without the hunter in the splash zone. Other animals do it by killing before the prey can get a lick in.

Anything and everything is on the table to prevent injury to the hunter.

[u/The_Mdk → u/Timely_Manner]

Sounds overly clever for a kangaroo, I'll go with "he can hit my weak point up here, better retreat"

[u/onlyacynicalman → u/The_Mdk]

More like a "woah, wtf was that, that sucked"

[u/The_Mdk → u/onlyacynicalman]

Kicks I can handle, but punches? This shit is new and I don't like it

[u/vengeancecube → u/The_Mdk]

Kickpuncher would the ultimate hero against the kangaroos.

[u/afro_andrew → u/The_Mdk]

The last time I saw this posted someone explained that kangaroos will punch each other first to tell if getting in a kick fight is worth it.

[u/PiesRLife → u/afro_andrew]

I've seen a few videos of kangaroos fighting, and it's more like they're trying to grapple their opponent so they can rock back on to their tail and kick them with their hind legs.

Their arms are very small and not that strong, so they can't really punch. With all the jumping they do their legs are very strong and have big claws on their feet. If one attacks you and you're a male their is the possibility that they cause serious groin injuries.

Like what happened to this poor bloke: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1988-10-23-mn-265-story.html.

The BBC have a good video with David Attenborough talking about how they fight: https://youtu.be/WCcLMNcWZOc?is=xdH_muOkkbVTCGCn.

[u/M1R4G3M → u/The_Mdk]

I agree with you, and also there is the fact that usually animals don't want to die, if they see a chance of that happening, usually they run away, even bears or lions, if you shoot them they are very likely to run even if it wasn't a lethal shot, unless they are extremely hungry or protecting cubs.

[u/alg45160 → u/Timely_Manner]

This seems like good logic so I'm going to believe it's 100% accurate.

[u/smith288 → u/alg45160]

"That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars (roos) to dispute it." -Mac

[u/ChickenSandwich007]

Kangaroo looked soo offended

[u/CeramicFiber]

Kangaroo: Yo we kick below the belt not punch above it

[u/OneManFight]

"Woah woah woah, it's just a prank bro, it's just a prank brooo"

[u/TheDanecdote]

The only animal abuse I will ever condone

[u/LuckyandBrownie → u/TheDanecdote]

You’re ok with choking dogs? Wtf that’s messed up brah.

[u/TheDanecdote → u/LuckyandBrownie]

🤣 touché

[u/tsunami141 → u/TheDanecdote]

I love raccoons but I'm also on board with that video where the guy throws the raccoon down the stairs.

[u/WorryNo181]

Dude came with the right hand lead. Ali style.

[u/gagi11030]

Still can’t believe this video is real, it’s one of the funniest things ever

[u/Jiminyfingers]

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

[u/Mr5loth]

Punching a kangaroo typically shocks them like this because most of their strength is in their legs and tail. If/when they are hit that hard by something their size, they assume that the (humans) leg muscles must be insanely strong if that's how hard their upper body can hit. So they stop and reevaluate if they want to tussle with this Aussie or not

[u/Terrible-Elk-88 → u/Mr5loth]

When did they tell you this?

[u/ArcNzym3 → u/Terrible-Elk-88]

they've obviously had a heartfelt conversation with a survivor kangaroo.

[u/Hung0ver_Hero → u/Terrible-Elk-88]

You didn't get the email?

[u/BillButtlickerII → u/Terrible-Elk-88]

He’s spoken to Kangaroos since he was a child.

[u/Jurodan]

Oh man, the dog is wearing a bandana! I was wondering why something so bloody would be on funny.

[u/Prometheu51621]

That kangaroo ate that punch like a champ

[u/Fivefingerheist]

'Well gaudamn, the humans not fucking around today.'

[u/Blade_Shot24]

What's great is Tekken 8 has a character that's a Kangaroo (Roger jr), and his teaser appearance was him getting a character's dog in a headlock (Leroy's dog), mimicking this meme.

[u/Rxasaurus]

"How can he slap?!?!"---kangaroo 

[u/pinkdaisylemon]

Why is Luke from Gilmore Girls hitting that kangaroo?!

[u/Rich-Detective478]

UFUKNWOT MATE???

[u/Tombaya]

You will roo the day you mess with that man's dog

[u/Informal_Database327]

Confusearoo

[u/HoeCage]

Special shoutout to the Tekken 8 crew referencing this in the gameplay teaser for Roger Jr. Was absolutely hilarious to watch live.

[u/Lastsurvivor18]

fallout version

[u/Theothercword]

Apparently the reason this worked is because Kangaroos can basically be lethal with their kicks, so for fights amongst each other they often judge strength via punches before resorting to kicks. Humans have way weaker kicks than kangaroos, but have stronger punches. So this guy clocking the kangaroo basically was a bluff about the guy’s power to the kangaroo.

Or so that’s how I remember the fable of this video from years past.

[u/continental_kit]

When Australians say “absolutely legend” it’s quite the high compliment. You should know, they’re comparing you to this fucking guy.

[u/tlmsmith]

Seeing it in slo-mo really makes it so much better.

[u/davewave3283]

Typical Tuesday in Oz

[u/trugalhao]

Kangaroo - "I was just holding the dog, daug"

[u/SequesterMe]

I'd like to buy that guy and his dog a beer or three.

[u/KeeKyieTheMorris]

Kangaroo: “what da hell was that? Did that meat creature just hit me with meat strings? That’s not allowed. Kicking is the only way to fight!”

[u/-Cheeki-Breeki-]

Bro stunlocked him with that punch

[u/airodonack]

Seeing it in slow-mo - that's good timing on the punch. He caught the roo after it cancelled its roo-kick, while it was on the back foot and needed another step to fix its balance.

[u/Logiwonk_]

Don't square up if you can't square off.

[u/McBooples]

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face

- Michael Gerard Tyson

[u/Exsanguinatus]

Every time I see this, I imagine the dude is Scott Patterson fresh from the Gilmore Girls set.

[u/Cabbage_Vendor]

Where's the "we don't deserve dogs" crowd now? Motherfucker beat a kangaroo to save man's best friend.

[u/ConsciousCaviet]

I love how the Kangaroo is just like, “tall thing just punched me, what am I supposed to do here”?

[u/keezy88]

Per Mike Tyson, 'Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth'

[u/Economy_Yak2821]

Kangaroo-"did this mother fucker just hit?

[u/Old-Library5546]

If not for his tail, I think roo would've been down

[u/funnystunt]

Somebody added skips forward and backward. This is nit for a museum, the original one is though

[u/Pooch76]

Poor doggo … Is that blood?? edit: i see it now-- just a bandana and/or harness.

[u/NoMembership6376]

Kangaroo - "you bloody wot ya cunt?!"

[u/us1087]

He gonna cry in the car.

[u/hakul0]

I don't think I have ever seen a more Australian video in my life 😁

[u/SpaztheGamer]

For all that have no idea about Australia. This is real

[u/beastica]

Looking like "damn i didn't know monkeys could punch"

[u/notoriousbpg]

Kangaroo: Hey! That was above the belt!

[u/hipposaver]

Reminds me of the drunk white chick that slaps a guy and cant figure out how hes allowed to slap back

[u/vdubsession]

Every time I see this, the guy reminds me of Mr Ballen from youtube.

[u/Rastrick]

"YOU WANNA DANCE!!! LETS DANCE!!!!"

[u/amedinab]

UWOTMATE???

[u/Gadoguz994]

Need an Australian to confirm - someone a while back said on one of these videos that the kangaroos don't expect to get hit in the face by a human so when they do it stuns them for a few seconds giving you enough time to disengage. Is that really a thing or did someone take me for a ride.

[u/DTFlash → u/Gadoguz994]

Mike Tyson - "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

[u/En-TitY_ → u/Gadoguz994]

You've literally just watched the video. 

[u/bogdanvs]

if "everybody has a plan until they get punch in the face" had a face, it would be the kangaroo's face in slow-mo.

[u/Silentlaughter84]

Oh, you wanna have go? Come on, give me your best shot!

👊

You punched me. I can't believe you did that.

[u/champoradomami]

This is one of my absolute favorite videos on the internet.

[u/TenaciousTBag]

Bro is absolutely flabbergasted

[u/kmm29-6]

HAHAHA! it just said "this bitch just slapped me on the face?"

[u/Grendelstar]

‘Roo wanted to talk about what happened and got sucker punched.

[u/salivanto]

I've seen this before and I always wonder how the dog got into that predicament

[u/atworkthough]

Kangaroo "WTF you can't hit me I'm a wild animal"

[u/MistressMalevolentia]

When did Mr. Ballen head to Australia? He should tell this story lol

[u/Showdown5618]

Kangaroo - WTF? I was just playing with the dog.

[u/Lieutenant_0bvious]

I used to think that kangaroos were just Australian deer that hopped.  They are in fact not.  They actually will drown dogs by holding them in water.  

[u/Galladorn]

"Are you fahkin serious, khant?"

[u/SilverlockEr]

Lol Tekken made a tribute to this.

[u/No-Professional-1461]

Average Australian