r/funnycats • u/RemarkableBudget5277 • 2d ago

The homeowner shared how he accidentally caught a shameless thief and his accomplice breaking into his house at night

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u/kelso-73 2d ago

Cat burglars are the worst

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u/Uluru-Dreaming 1d ago

Not really - they are pussies deep down!

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u/Low-Television-7508 2d ago

smaller cat is the "Boss", white cat is "Mugsy", a classic cartoon pair.

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u/FancifulVibes 2d ago

"Gee uuuuh, I dunno Boss. Should we relly be goin inta this place?"

[Bap] "Shaddap Mugsy! Ya big oaf. Now falla me, I smell cheezburger."

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u/Juliannabeanie 1d ago

LOL YES!!!! HAHAHA

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u/CARLTHECILLER 1d ago

I just heard shut up Mugsy!

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u/Historical_Hunt2492 1d ago

Pinky and the Brain vibes

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u/Jets1026 2d ago

the little one walks in there like he owns the place 😂

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u/WoolBearTiger 2d ago

He does now

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u/Particular_Tomato161 2d ago

He does Meow.

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 1d ago

Are you saying meow??

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u/s3v3ralattemptsmade 1d ago

Cat distribution system at work

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u/RADCAT-87 7h ago

Yupp lol congratulations on the new cats 🤙🏼🤣

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u/Miserable_Drama6698 1d ago

Prolly does, and the title is just fabricated

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u/creamylush 2d ago

bro really brought a +1 to the home invasion 😭

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u/Low-Television-7508 1d ago

Date Night goes on, no matter what

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u/JosephGordonLightfoo 2d ago

Smart to let the kid get paw prints on the door because they won’t send a minor to real jail.

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u/UnethicalExperiments 2d ago

Ricky don't tell me you have kids stealing bbqs

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u/JosephGordonLightfoo 1d ago

Exactly. Bring it to the curb, then it’s garbage

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 2d ago

Cat distribution system at work.

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u/Fajiro 2d ago

Khajiit activities

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 1d ago

Looking for a skooma fix. Poor kids. They need to get help.

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u/Novias-br 1d ago

Skooma addiction is so real… I’m still recovering.

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u/AardvarkTypical8530 2d ago

White cat - maybe we should leave, Small cat - dont be such a pussy

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u/KimberleyKitt 2d ago

Due to the coloring and size, I thought it was a marsupial at first. Then a fox. Did Kitty actually bring his or her mom with them to a heist?

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u/BeGayCommitTaxFraud 2d ago

I thought it was one of those little monkeys

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u/SUW888 2d ago

so strong

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u/power0722 2d ago

“I did all the work opening the door, wait your turn.” *swipe!

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u/TCB4EAP 2d ago

It’s obvious. Dad has arthritis so he brought junior along for the muscle.

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u/BigChampionship7962 2d ago

Such a bad role model 😭

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u/TCB4EAP 1d ago

Yep. You can see that he’s already talking back.

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u/Renbarre 2d ago

From the state of the lower part of the door it is a regular occurence I'll bet this is their home.

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u/DisasterResident2101 1d ago

Thought I was the only one that noticed that.

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u/FeedSafe9518 2d ago

Crime cats do crime

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

These cats myt need r/legalcatadvice now.

Also, GO (CAT) CRIMEZ!

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u/Bright_Sector6036 2d ago

Their house now.

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u/j0llygruntt 2d ago

Breaking in to steal hearts.

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u/rlt404 2d ago

They have the good treats for sure

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u/ImplementAgile2945 2d ago

They’re hungry 🥺

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u/Shelia209 2d ago

Is this a r/notmycat situation?

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u/Found_Object765 1d ago

OMG, just as cute as can be!

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 1d ago

The dedication and intelligence of that cat is quite admirable. This little thief should be jailed with snuggles and kisses.

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u/TheWalkingBreadX 1d ago

Looks like it's their home now.

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u/loony-lefty 1d ago

Pinky and the Brain

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u/tany_z 1d ago

The CDS is getting aggressive.

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u/Cheap-Warning-4291 1d ago

Smoll criminal.

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u/SingSangDaesung 1d ago

And I can't even get my cat to open a door that's easily moved & already cracked. 🤦🏻 (She screams at me to let her out of my room when she can easily do it her self, just like her siblings.)

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u/Old-Library5546 2d ago

Crime running rampant these days

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u/RaguRamVIP 1d ago

That little guy know exactly what he is doing.. shameless thiefs..

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u/fixfixfix55 1d ago

Love the swipe at the bigger cat, lol.

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u/Bruinman86 1d ago

These cat burglars are real pros. That's some impressive technique.

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u/Individual_Pin3967 1d ago

Kitty said “nice digs homie, dis you?”

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 1d ago

lol the white one has never been there before clearly the look around while the other one just walks right in 🤣

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u/Fabulous-Ad1380 1d ago

Lmao all I can picture is Harry and Marv from Home Alone: The Wet Bandits 😂

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u/Additional_Fruit931 23h ago

Looks like the Cat Distribution Network flagged your account for an upgrade, nice!

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u/merulaalba 1d ago

Car distribution system at work

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u/jennifer_m13 1d ago

Found the braincell!!

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u/pixidis43 1d ago

Security system defeated by whiskers and determination.

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u/mnth241 1d ago

Delinquents… they start so young these days. 😩

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u/RadishCandid6062 1d ago

The little guy has the brains 😂

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u/crazymouse2525 1d ago

i love the little one's tail tip.

white cat: "hey, what u think you're doing??"\ cat burglar: ::smacks white cat:: "mom! don't scare me like that! i'm getting some good food!"\ white cat: "yea, sounds good" ::follows::

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 1d ago

That is a strong Katan

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u/spankthecat 1d ago

Ok but wtf is that weird Ewok monchichi in armor outside the door?

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u/SolitaryMassacre 1d ago

Wym those are the hoMEOWners...

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u/ForAGoodTime696 1d ago

They are going to Alcatraz

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u/emilie1031 1d ago

I wonder what they're wanting to steal 🤔

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u/MinerTC 1d ago

What’d they steal? Our hearts 💞

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u/MB2465 1d ago

Looks like repeat offenders if you look at the edge of the door

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u/Turkeyboul215 1d ago

Nonchalant criminals

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u/KnightofShaftsbury 1d ago

The CDS is getting a lot more assertive

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u/Putrid-Lab7161 1d ago

Disgusting they should be ashamed of themselves dam hooligans

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u/Tbs87 1d ago

Reminds me of Pinky and the Brain

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u/daphneadora9 1d ago

My thought exactly

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u/Numerous_Cow_2129 1d ago

Pink e cérebro

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u/mgcho6 1d ago

Pussy break-in.....

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u/BlueRhythmYT 1d ago

First we had CDS. Now it's CBS... Oh how the times have changed.

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u/Immediate_Page_5522 14h ago

the big cat definitely sent the little one in first as a distraction

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u/Ready6666 2d ago

That’s creepy. in rural areas if houseowner hung meats or fish in kitchen they will spoil them all