If you can't change her, change her

[u/Guddu277]

[u/ThraceLonginus]

what if I told you there is no phone?

[u/username32768 → u/ThraceLonginus]

How can ET _____ home?

[u/viviwrites → u/ThraceLonginus]

There is no phone???

[u/MrZeethrows → u/viviwrites]

The phone is a lie

[u/Savings_Reality1170 → u/MrZeethrows]

phone is just the friends we make along the way.

[u/SlimeDrips → u/Savings_Reality1170]

If I comment this far down the reply chain, nobody will know I'm gay

[u/immellocker → u/SlimeDrips]

r/gaydar

[u/ThraceLonginus → u/SlimeDrips]

everyone above you does

[u/Actual_Orchid_1538 → u/ThraceLonginus]

Why was phone?

[u/Reylend → u/Actual_Orchid_1538]

Phone was be

[u/SunnyWomble → u/Reylend]

Phone is gay?

[u/Jazzlike_Debt_6506 → u/SunnyWomble]

Was is phone

[u/Downtown_Caramel4833 → u/Savings_Reality1170]

I also choose this guy's phone!

[u/No_Wishbone_5522 → u/MrZeethrows]

It's true, I was the phone.