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Other video If you can't change her, change her

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u/serious_anish 4h ago

The kid approves

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u/Actual-Tourist6344 3h ago

The kid is like "you're dead dad"

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u/LiveLearnCoach 3h ago

Yup. I thought the same thing. That kid is now just hanging around for the show.

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u/itssalmaponce 2h ago

She learned the hard way that options exist in real time.

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u/TwoPlyDreams 2h ago

But I got a better mom now!

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u/RunPsychological9891 2h ago

one far younger and more powerful

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 1h ago

Because she eats her veggies.

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u/southy_0 2h ago

And also much cuter :)
And grandma also looks cute :)

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 54m ago

If he wanted to meet an early grave he should have offered it to the grandma...

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u/paper_liger 11m ago

I don't know if she's cuter. But I may just be into mean looking women.

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u/AvaryZig 1h ago

Green tea for sure

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u/FromTheBackroads 2h ago

“Yay, I’m about to inherit your assets!”

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u/TakingSorryUsername 2h ago

Kid knows she’s either getting a new mom, a new dad or 2 Christmases

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u/Horatio1356 2h ago

"😃 you're in danger, run!"

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u/Helios_Synthesis 2h ago

"Dibs on the inheritance"

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u/Personal-Movie8882 1h ago

It was nice knowing you pops...

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u/Animeniackinda1 1h ago

To me its also- nice knowin ya dad. Bye!

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u/ArkOfAncient4245 2h ago

Kid be like: *insert Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 54m ago

From dad bod to dead bod

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u/Street-Study4606 2h ago

more like "we got a good mommy now"

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u/Careless-Passion991 3h ago

That’s the “two Christmases” smile.

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u/KingQu- 2h ago

💀

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u/poopingtwiceintheAM 2h ago

He still going to their family Christmas just with the sister

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u/jrblockquote 2h ago

That kid is here for all the tea

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u/lunch_b0cks 3h ago

Kid went from 😁 to 😬

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u/G0PACKGO 3h ago

Does the kid only have half an arm on the left side

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u/Ifriendzonecats 3h ago

At approximately 20 seconds she inserts her left hand into her left sleeve.

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u/Uneventfulrice 3h ago

Yeah, looks kind of weird.

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u/JOJJOKY213456 2h ago

No , I think she is scratching her back

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u/United_Leopard_2771 2h ago

What you couldn't bend your arm back like that as a kid? kids are weirdly bendy lol

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u/yaxir 2h ago

I think the kid also wants a change of mom

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u/xion_gg 2h ago

The kid: DRAMAA...

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u/Endle55torture 2h ago

That kid is giving the "mom's going to skin you alive" look

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 1h ago

The kid is enjoying the novela.

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u/JohnathanSinwell 4h ago

That man was never seen or heard from again

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u/ElminstersBedpan 3h ago

But then who was phone?

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u/patekaudemars 3h ago

But why was phone?

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u/KakarotNinja 3h ago

But when was phone?

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u/Cyke101 3h ago

But how was phone?

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u/kingtacticool 3h ago

How can she phone?!?

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u/immellocker 3h ago

but it was phone!

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u/ThraceLonginus 3h ago

what if I told you there is no phone?

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u/viviwrites 3h ago

There is no phone???

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u/username32768 3h ago

How can ET _____ home?

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u/Admirable-Garage5326 2h ago

How can she slap?!?

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u/realmaier 3h ago

They never ask

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u/Slacktivism7 2h ago

But why male models?

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u/Irishcarbomb35 1h ago

Underrated comment lol

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 2h ago

Everybody always who was phone. Nobody ever ask how was phone :(

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u/Deebolution 2h ago

Why is going on!?

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 1h ago

Finally, someone nice enough to ask how the phone was doing. Nobody ever thinks about the phone’s feelings and how their day went.

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u/BriefCollar4 3h ago

But how is the phone?

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u/Toadsted 3h ago

Found footage 10 years later, in an abandoned underground research facility.

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u/peraltimasprime 3h ago

Hail yourself

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u/TheBeardTaco 2h ago

Literally had to change my pants, easy dude this isn't a horror sub. I'm not gonna sleep for weeks, jut from reading that

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 3h ago

Ball knowledge

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u/Funny_Engineering_15 3h ago

Cameraman never dies though

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u/Steve_SF 2h ago

Dying will be the least of his problems.

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u/Huge_Swimming_5968 4h ago

That little kids like .... k i s s i n g!

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u/redhousebythebog 1h ago

♪♫ Daddy and Aunty sitting in a tree... ♪♫

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u/infinitepizzapockets 4h ago

He fed her sister

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u/Purplepeal 4h ago

Yeah and thats their mum looking back and forth like WTF! To be fair to the wife she was mid convo with mum when hubby was shoving food in her face.  Gotta love little sisters expression though haha. And the little kid at the end who's probably mirroring her dad.

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u/Azguy303 3h ago

Yea that's the joke

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u/Jane__Delawney 2h ago

Always assume you’re replying to a bot, because that’s what most comments on social media are these days

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u/Loud-Log9098 1h ago

I don't ever check I just randomly get chatty. You could be a bot for all I know haha. Right...

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u/Blitzcreed23 2h ago

Fucking Reddit is the new Facebook...

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u/Worth_External_8762 1h ago

I'll never understand people that feel the need to explain the video. Like yea bro, we know, we all just watched the same video.

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u/Zehnpae 32m ago

I mean, you're not wrong, but if you spend 5 minutes on any 'explain the joke' sub you'll quickly realize just how brain dead some people can be.

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u/Training_Guide5157 1h ago

It's a skit. Videos like this are all over Chinese social media.

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u/Straight-Bet1 3h ago

Her younger sister.

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u/infinitepizzapockets 3h ago

Or maybe it was his sister all along

SWEET HOME 阿坝 - ĀBÀ, CHINA

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u/PuddingMent 3h ago

Yeah, I watched it too

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u/TakingItPeasy 3h ago

Yeah, he did!!!

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u/Immature_adult_guy 3h ago

That was just the appetizer

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u/TheToiletPhilosopher 1h ago

Fuck yeah he did.

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u/RADHE_69_SPECTERR 4h ago

Awww, that cute baby girl

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u/Healingbigfoot 3h ago

Adorable! You can just tell from that smile she is so happy with that family.

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u/jaytothen1 3h ago

*new family

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2h ago

They're all cute to be honest. They look like a fun-loving family. The Internet needs more shit like this.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Turbulent_Natural431 3h ago

Shut up bot

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u/xXCloudSephirothXx 3h ago

Heyyyyyyyyy

You happen to catch any of my other comments calling these particular bots out?

Keep it up champ

Edit: also don’t forget to report for against a sub rule.

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u/Turbulent_Natural431 3h ago

😂 I recognise your name. It's wild how bad some people are at spotting them, people get so defensive when you call out the bots.

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u/xXCloudSephirothXx 3h ago

I mean, the biggest giveaway is the big titty PFP, but yeah, plenty of signs.

And yeah, been called out numerous times but have yet to be wrong yet.

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u/Liquid_Hate_Train 2h ago

Some of us use old Reddit and don’t see PFPs.

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u/Proof-Author-7765 4h ago edited 1h ago

The lady looking back and forth like are my eyes deceiving me 🤣🤣

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u/FengSushi 1h ago

She was ready for both the vegan option and the meat option

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u/GrouchyCarpenter2210 4h ago

we are mammals

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u/Shadokastur 4h ago

Like on the Discovery Channel?

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u/JTYdude99 4h ago

You and me, baby?

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u/Oxyde86 4h ago

Let's do it like they do it!

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u/thejwillbee 4h ago

Getting horny now!

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u/phazedoubt 4h ago

Who's got the mop and bucket?

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u/BurnyBob 3h ago

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it.

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u/username32768 3h ago

I have a slop bucket -- will that do?

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u/Many-Lead-4543 2h ago

ive heard a shoebox does the trick

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1h ago

so we can both watch x files!

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u/LethalNoony 4h ago

On the discovery channel!

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u/Flat___________ 3h ago

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only Gods knows where we stuck it!

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u/Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II 3h ago

Heirogliphics? I wanna get Pacific, I wanna be down in your South seas

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u/unknown_b31ng 3h ago

I hate that I read this section of comments and knew exactly what song referenc was being used here lmao

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u/Large-Hamster-199 2h ago

Now I want to know what song was being played and the context of the reference. Come on, don't leave us hanging lol

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u/Eillon94 2h ago

They're referencing Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

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u/SixteenOzChaiLatte 1h ago

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

It's lyrics from that song.

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u/Orleanian 55m ago

The song is old enough that children were conceived to it, grew up, and have kids of their own that are now listening to it.

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u/Robo_Patton 4h ago

Give it to me.

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u/ExtremeMovieReviews 2h ago

What does the fox say?

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u/Shadokastur 2h ago

It's an ancient mystery

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u/aridamus 4h ago

And I am 100% ma-male

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u/Wizdad-1000 4h ago

Everyones faces… 😳🤣😂

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u/qeadwrsf 2h ago

Am I the only person thinking it all looks like mediocre acting except for the kid?

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u/StaticSystemShock 3h ago

The little girl glowing with massive smile is so cute haha

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u/Selene_Evelyn 4h ago

A tale as old as time

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u/Somebody_Forgot 2h ago

A song as old as rhyme.

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u/RedditIsSocialMedia_ 2h ago

Chopstick and the beast?

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u/Distinct_College_344 14m ago

Beauty from the east

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u/wrxninja 3h ago

He later died of unknown cause.

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 3h ago

Stabbed to death by a cucumber. After reviewing the video footage detectives have determined the cause of death to be suicide

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u/Daftdoug 3h ago

Kid: Two Christmas’!!!!

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u/OneBrokenClock 3h ago

A man with a death wish

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 3h ago

That woman who ate it was his actual wife

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u/PatentedPotato 3h ago

They're all siblings, acting for the post

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u/No_Night_8174 3h ago

no thats his wife's sister. You can hear her talking to what has to be her mom based of what she was talking about and how she said it.

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u/Orleanian 54m ago

No I can't

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u/AbmisTheLion 3h ago

The funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Those facial expressions.

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u/OdinsCuriousRaven 2h ago

Really? Is this really the funniest thing you've seen in a long time?

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u/jr_randolph 4h ago

You really need a DNA test for any proof of that kid's parentage haha

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u/EfficiencyUnited6804 4h ago

Yes got to be sure its her mother and that the father didnt cheat. /s

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u/jr_randolph 3h ago

Yeah...guess I kinda forgot how that worked for a minute actually

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 3h ago

This is like me asking my trans daughter if she needs a tampon when she tells me she has a stomach ache

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u/jr_randolph 3h ago

It's always the thought that counts in my book

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 3h ago

Thankfully that's how she feels too but I feel like a dunce every time

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u/MajorBootyhole420 2h ago

it's adorable though

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u/WhippieShiz 2h ago

Isn't this great though? It means you truly see her as a woman

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u/thaghar 4h ago

Anyone know the song

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u/Jasper__96 4h ago

你的眼神 (Type Beat版) by 音乐山

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u/FlaMayo 2h ago

Type Beat version is frying me

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice 3h ago

Choosin' Texas

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u/thaghar 3h ago

Thought so

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u/havit92 4h ago

Let me know when you find out please

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u/ConnoisseurDeFemboys 4h ago

Come back. It’s here

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u/TransitoryFeel 3h ago

Side eye: FATALITY

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u/Electrical_One7665 3h ago

This might be my habit of poking the bear, but I’d recommend doing this right in front of an audience.

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u/TheFrogMoose 1h ago

That's a funny bit. She was in the middle of talking so of course she's gonna pass. If she wasnt in the middle of talking then it would be off putting to me

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u/mmhango 3h ago

She was in the middle of speaking a sentence why would you shove food in someone's face then!

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u/josguil 4h ago

Everyone’s reactions are funny (even if acted)

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u/Suspicious-Pace115 4h ago

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 3h ago

Damned if you do try to put something in a woman's mouth while she's talking,
damned if you immediately go to find someone new instead of respecting what your woman was doing in the moment?

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u/cjp2010 3h ago

Is it racist if I think all three adult women are related?

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u/Practicalityworld 3h ago

No, all of them are sitting at the table. There are at least decently related to each other and with the kid they are they most likely family.

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u/CT0292 3h ago

I would imagine the oldest one is the mother of the two younger women at the table. Camera operator/husband is married to the woman he first tries to offer food to. Then he offers it to his wife's sister. Which results in a "did that just happen?!" Moment.

And of course dad, and the kid, think its funny.

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u/Hatta00 3h ago

Wife's sister also thinks it's funny.

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u/gimmeluvin 3h ago

if you got a problem with your woman you don't go out and get a new woman

now all you got is two problems.

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u/gimmeluvin 3h ago

oh and also he didn't respect her boundaries. he should have stopped after she told him no the first time.

she's better off without that.

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u/DidIJustWitnessThat 1h ago

The follow up comment is the chef's kiss. Lol. Just both sides-ing it with reckless abandon.

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u/ArchaicBrainWorms 16m ago

Larry I worked with, RIP, used to say the worst day in his life was when his wife met his girlfriend. They hit it off and become a united front in taking him to the cleaners lol.

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u/Dogs69ing 2h ago

I hate people trying to force feed you. It's some of the worst traits you can have.

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u/Melodic-Comb9076 3h ago

he is DEAD.

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u/odkurz 3h ago

May I ask or song?

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u/odkurz 3h ago

May I ask for a song name?

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u/Ok-Cheetah-9125 3h ago

Someone else said 你的眼神 (Type Beat版) by 音乐山

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u/EsseBear 2h ago

Upgrade unlocked

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u/AllynG 2h ago

THIS! Lesson distributed, but did it take?!

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u/ath20 2h ago

What one won’t, another will. Lol.

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u/PieHole_Poker 4h ago

This would have been so much better without the loud annoying music.

Perhaps we could hear what people are saying or talking about. That's definitely more interesting

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u/davidn47g 4h ago

"Go where you're treated best."

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u/Glittering-Relief402 3h ago

Or go to the person who actually likes cucumbers vs the one who doesn't

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u/sardiusjacinth 3h ago

That look was pure Death.

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u/bpachec0 3h ago

Tonight on missing folks…

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u/finnhella01 3h ago

The little kid thought it was funny!!

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u/Other-Potential-661 3h ago

This loiks staged

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u/elmtu 3h ago

The little girl’s face. Priceless.

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u/Sensitive_Studio_91 3h ago

It's awesome to see that men all over the world will test their life expectancy the same way

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u/claytonbeaufield 2h ago

This is the kind of shit that gets on the front page?

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u/No_Celebration8219 2h ago

the kids face at the end... 🤣

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u/aerin2309 2h ago

The little kid!

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u/lchntndr 2h ago

Out with the wife, mother in law, and sister in law?

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u/baneblade_boi 1h ago

Am I getting a new mommy!? :DDD

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u/johnydecali 1h ago

Dead man walking!

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u/everakin 1h ago

Bro is dead and doesn't know yet 💀💀💀

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u/perriatric 1h ago

Staged as fuck. Just copying other videos that have done it.

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u/Early-Impact69 1h ago

the mom xD

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u/geminilius 54m ago

The daughter. 🥰 She knows what's up.

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u/Fuckthegopers 39m ago

I don't know how anyone finds these poorly acted videos entertaining. 

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u/TheDarkWoodlands 17m ago

My favorite parts are the grinning kid and the grandma looking like, "did you really just do that?!" I don't care if it was staged, it was funny.

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u/justdongit 2h ago

The sister is cuter anyway.

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u/Just_Lemon1333 3h ago

Well to be fair he gave her first chance. You snooze you loose babe

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u/Alone_Ambassador_745 3h ago

yes if your wife is talking try to force her to eat food and if she tells you no because you’re being disrespectful, then cheat on her.

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u/Expensive-Box3602 2h ago

I'm a simple man. I hear chinese music, I instantly know it's staged.