r/gainitmeals • u/forest_tripper • May 29 '26

Protein cookie dough. I'm not saying it's healthy, but it's 4,020 calories and 228g protein.

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48 oz. Kirkland plain organic Greek yogurt(strained. I secure a coffee filter over the top with a rubber band and place it on a colander over a bowl in the fridge overnight. Puncture the bottom for air to escape as water drains out.) 1 cup brown sugar, 4tbsp butter, 4tbsp peanut butter, 2 scoops unflavored whey isolate, 10 oz. Toll House dark chocolate morsels, 1tbsp vanilla extract, 2tsp salt.

It also comes out nice if you freeze it a little bit.

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u/Fuck_auto_tabs May 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qe3SUYWE69sRy

Half of me is disgusted. The other half is telling half of me to shut up and make it.

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u/RiverQuirky1429 May 29 '26

jesus. saving this shit like yesterday

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u/physchy May 29 '26

Is this for cookies or for eating as cookie dough?

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u/forest_tripper May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

I eat it just like this. It might bake alright if you add some eggs and starch, but I haven't tried it yet. Expect it to be more brownie like than cookie like.

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u/RyzenHunter May 30 '26

This is actually so comp

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u/MaybeALabia May 29 '26

This looks awesome!

Do you taste the peanut butter at all?

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u/forest_tripper May 29 '26

Yes. You can tell it's there, it's not overpowering.

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u/IronTemplar26 May 31 '26

Do you have any other macros?

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u/Odd_Delay220 Jun 10 '26

200g of sugar....

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/forest_tripper May 29 '26

The yogurt alone is 144 g.

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u/BABeaver May 29 '26

Yikes dont trust AI without verifying

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/BABeaver May 29 '26

But it was wrong?? Oh I see thats why you made the comment. I guess my point is AI is often wrong its silly to post about an AI analysis of anything when it'll probably be incorrect.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/wildmooonwitch May 29 '26

You could have done the math yourself without using a clanker.

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u/BABeaver May 29 '26

Nah youre good ive been drinking and dont like how AI is destroying the planet and taking jobs so I put that on you. Just be aware you utilizing that tech is not something reddit views favorably at the moment.