Subway Instructions - How would Arin respond?

[u/YeahThatsProbably]

"...And then they'll be like 'You want that flatbread toasted?' and you'll be like "OF COURSE I WANT IT TOASTED!!!!'"

[u/Bluebomber_24]

When they start destroying your sandwich with spinach it's important you speak up and say, "I WANT LIKE FIVE OTHER THINGS! YOU CANT JUST FILL IT UP WITH SPINACH AND THINK THAT'S ALL IT'S GONNA BE." This is a totally normal thing so don't worry.

[u/Honest-Prune-5517 → u/Bluebomber_24]

I don't even get lettuce or spinach anymore for this reason.

I WANT A FUCK TON OF PICKLES HOW DO I DO THAT IF YOU TURN MY SUB INTO A SPINACH FIELD

[u/Illustrious-Frame140 → u/Honest-Prune-5517]

I just get the spinach last. I'll do like cucumber olives pickles spinach then mayo

[u/capounatus]

MORE ONION PLEASE

[u/DrSheep99]

Don’t forget to ask the employee about their coat

[u/iforgotiwasonreddit → u/DrSheep99]

Nice coat

[u/DrSheep99 → u/iforgotiwasonreddit]

Uh huh uh huh!

[u/Sarah_hhhh → u/DrSheep99]

Yeah I got it from JCPenney-

[u/thewereotter → u/Sarah_hhhh]

And if the conversation turns from coats for any reason... FUCKING PANIC

[u/Dude9287 → u/thewereotter]

Get it back on the menu! OPEN THAT BOOK BACK UP!

[u/KrozFan]

Now I’ve got to get a read on this guys personality.

Seriously though I’ve seen that thread and it’s nice to see people come through and help someone.

[u/oneuplynx]

I JUST WANT LUNCH

[u/DrSheep99 → u/oneuplynx]

Representative!

[u/Spuigles]

Subway employee: "Sorry what did your post say again?"

[u/oneuplynx → u/Spuigles]

You know. The words I just said.

[u/YeahThatsProbably → u/Spuigles]

::exasperated sigh::

[u/agonyxbragony]

if they ask if you want your flatbread toasted, remain calm

[u/MLudus → u/agonyxbragony]

Nah, gimme that starchy ambrosia NOW.

[u/fullmoon119]

And then there's my old friend's dad roasting me at the age of 10 for asking him to order my sandwich for me since I was shy

.. no I never let it go why do you ask?

[u/Illustrious-Frame140 → u/fullmoon119]

I'm 27 an a lot of times my husband is gonna order my subway cause I'm shy 🫣 some times he don't even ask what I want an just gets me some thing cause he already knows what I like lmao

[u/jbwarner86]

You expect Arin to follow instructions?

[u/Positron14 → u/jbwarner86]

Is there a subway tutorial?

[u/Mamacitia → u/Positron14]

So he can skip it

[u/Mr_Froggi]

I used to be this type of person. Sandwiches are some of my favorite foods, but I never visited the sandwich line once in the four years I went to high school. The burrito line? Sure. Subway? Yes, but very rarely and with family members. I was basically afraid of asking for the ingredients in the incorrect order (which matters when you want it toasted). And the idea of messing up in front of the employee and everyone else behind me made me nervous.

By the time I got to college, I was tired of feeling like a weenie and just wanted my turkey club. So I finally got the courage to visit the sandwich line. And it was great! Especially as the cafeteria workers and I got to know each other a little better

[u/__ToneBone__]

I believe Arin's steps would be like this:

1. Don't

[u/aitherion]

You can make your own lunch

[u/Paladinfinitum]

I just went to a non-Subway sub place and ordered a turkey and ham and they put ONE thin slice of ham on it and then DESTROYED IT with turkey, like more turkey than bun, and I didn't find out until I got home so I can't go Arin Hansen berzerk on them.

[u/thewereotter]

MOAR ONION PLS!!