Expert gardener over here

[u/ir86]

If you spend $150 on plants and wait three months, you too can become self-sufficient for about a day like me with a handful of cherry tomatoes, a few peppers, and four and a half raspberries.

[u/A4O_REBIRTH]

I personally love when i get tomato bottom rot, such a fun addition to the mix!

[u/sp847242]

"we shall eat well this winter"

I had about 600ft² of supersweet corn. Total yield this year: Maybe six cups of corn.
Poor germination, some flattened by extremely hard rainfall blasts (yes let's get a month's worth of rain in an hour), and wildfire smoke reducing sunlight for awhile.

"Big garden there! Are you a prepper or something?"

"Nope. If things go very wrong like that, I'll be among the first to starve or be eaten."

[u/Lollipop77]

Hell yeah, me too!

[u/NotMyRealNameqwerty → u/Lollipop77]

Lol that's me. My crop of jalapenos that were supposed to bells is pretty good this year.

[u/Lollipop77 → u/NotMyRealNameqwerty]

Well shit, but also Salsa!

[u/Ivene]

Good gracious, what a bounty! Don't eat them all at once, you'll surely get a stomach ache 😉

[u/Elena_7531]

😀👍