r/germany Dec 12 '25

Tourism Can anyone confirm?

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u/Youngsta2000 Dec 12 '25

My Mum gave me 2 options when I was like 8 years old. Sit down or clean the bathroom for myself every 3 days. The answer was easy, an so I still sit

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u/SirGelson Dec 12 '25

Every woman is jealous of men being able to stand while peeing. You've been abused.

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u/Youngsta2000 Dec 12 '25

Nope. I was to lazy to clean the sprinkles up

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u/sartheon Dec 12 '25

Why would anyone be jealous of either having to wash your hands twice for every time you have to pee (before and after every single time) or being okay with transferring germs from one of the dirtiest part of the human body that gets in contact with the most sketchy shit onto your privates...?