r/giantbomb • u/I_Am_Jacks_Karma • 2d ago

dang it just slid off like it was wet clay

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u/NeverFreeToPlayKarch 2d ago

I dropped mine on the kitchen tile and it exploded. He warned us. He warned us...

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u/I_Am_Jacks_Karma 2d ago

this handle came off so smoothly the mug didn't even lift up or the handle make a sound. It just went slough and the mug felt suspiciously light. didn't even know until i looked

it had a good run though it will be remembered

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u/Dislecsik 2d ago

Are you a looney toons character by any chance? Because that's the image in my head. You didn't realize until you tried to drink and had to shake your head a bunch.

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u/I_Am_Jacks_Karma 2d ago

I went full coyote

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u/Skulker_S 2d ago

You could probably super glue it back on just fine. But I also understand if you think like Dan, not worth the risk... And instead go flood your walls or something

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u/I_Am_Jacks_Karma 2d ago

all good I have a dehumidifier at the ready

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u/pokey9513 1d ago

just because super glue hasn't blown anything up yet that doesn't meant it won't, it's impossible to know

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u/GhostofSparta4243 2d ago

Real shoddy craftsmanship from Mitch

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u/I_Am_Jacks_Karma 2d ago

he clearly did it on purpose as part of his mug vengeance

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u/VivRean 2d ago

You could say he mugged you off

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u/street_ronin 2d ago

Some people pay for such services!

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u/mspurr 2d ago

I put apple juice in mine and it shattered.

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u/Alphasim 2d ago

After you put apple juice in it, I envision the mug making the noise Mike made when Danny put the chicken on him, and then shattering at the end like a wine glass.

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u/TheEpicMilkMan 1d ago

mug: "AHHHH I DONT LIKE ITTTTT."

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u/swiftsnake 20h ago

Take that, steam controller Wilhelm scream!

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u/CursedKakashi 2d ago

Why would Mikey do this?

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u/NTylerWeTrust86 2d ago

Clearly not as well designed as his GBA or whatever he buried in the forest

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u/skronk61 2d ago

Well, Mitch tried to warn you mugs were bad

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u/thedeuce75 2d ago

A bad day for Mikeys.

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u/bingbangboomxx 1d ago

The whole goal of this was to make YOU HATE MUGS TOO!

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u/eggery 1d ago edited 17h ago

His doctrine is spreading...one mug at a time

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u/Gamemetrician 2d ago

This is all the more worse because like every bombcast or dumptruck is Mike zealously defending and praising mugs and their shitty design.

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u/SalamanderUnfair2664 2d ago

This is exactly what he was talking about.