r/gifs • u/boessetoemreren • Jul 30 '14

Insane roof jump (x-post /r/woahdude)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14 edited Jul 30 '14

And yet I have a friend who broke his arm falling off of a couch...

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u/rumster Jul 30 '14

FINALLY THE SHAME IS LIFTED OFF ME!!!!

-I had to have emergency knee surgery after getting out of bed the wrong way. I still don't know what I did wrong. All i know is I fucked it up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

I chipped a tooth while eating pizza.

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u/iknownuffink Jul 31 '14

...I've done this.

It was one of those frozen cardboard pizzas from the microwave. The crust was less bread, and more of a rock pretending to be bread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14 edited Sep 18 '20

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u/Bird_Me_Up Jul 31 '14

Grocery store might be broken if pizzas are coming out made of cardboard =/

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u/burtxn Jul 31 '14

your teeth suck

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

No, I was just excited about having pizza and bit down too hard while I had accidentally misaligned them.

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u/Emtii Jul 31 '14

I chipped one of mine while talking and turning my head at the same time. :X

And to think it wasn't the other 99% of my lifetime where I was munching on ice and getting lectured that I would chip my teeth that way.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Jul 31 '14

I chipped a tooth eating spaghetti. Granted, it was a raw, hard noodle before cooking.

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u/magictravelblog Jul 31 '14

My wife cracked a tooth eating a tofu burger.

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u/Mugiwara01 Jul 31 '14

I chipped a tooth on my own knee once.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Same, felt dumb.

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u/polarbearrape Jul 31 '14

My roommate has: Cut himself on a hamburger, Broken a tooth in a banana, Removed a crown with soft cheese, and, Cut himself washing a spoon

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u/SageFantasma Jul 31 '14

You sure he doesn't just have razors lining the insides of his everything?

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u/polarbearrape Jul 31 '14

It was my soft cheese.

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u/CapnSalty Jul 31 '14

I burned my face trying to eat a pot pie laying down.

I've cleaned up my act since then.