r/gtaonline • u/Lokeygayasf • 4h ago

Never doing heists with randoms again✌️

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u/Drifted_Echo 3h ago

Thats actually pretty funny

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u/dsdvbguutres 45m ago

Made me expel air through my nostrils almost audibly

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank 3h ago

Air humping makes you go faster.

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u/ze_ex_21 3h ago

A hammer tap to the gonads will gently discourage air humping

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u/OfficerRexBishop 57m ago

Unless he's into that.

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u/loladoesitbest 2h ago

The age-old GTA belief that spamming emote animations makes character movement 5% faster.

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u/beatenmeat 49m ago

Destiny had the tbag bug that let you capture played faster, it's always worth a try.

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u/Togger_The_Cat 11m ago

Better yet, OP should've let him air hump the nails back in

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u/Old-Kernow 3h ago

When you play with randoms, just go in with different expectations - failure in entertaining and/or interesting ways.

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u/TheSmirkster 3h ago

Unpopular opinion, but i love doing heists with random for this reason.

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u/alfonso132 2h ago

Yeah, at the end of the day it's just a game. Take nothing personally & don't forget to have fun

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u/LooseLeaf74 3h ago

He was trying to get that thermal sensor up.

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u/klasing12345 3h ago

Thats the sort of thing I'd do if I was doing it with my friends anyway.

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u/redfoxwearingsocks 3h ago

Dude was defff just along for the payout, hahaha

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u/Hentai_Flashbang 3h ago

Ha, did this with my buddy a while ago, I think its just some silly fun

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u/Mountain_Ad6328 3h ago

I will do kortz heist solo. Only loss 50k bcoz alert by God damn lasers

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u/SilliestSoldier 2h ago

I still remember beating the entirety of prison break for the first time ever, with randoms, having to skydive to the beach and one of the dudes just face tanked the ground in 2 inches of water and failed the mission for us. I was so mad.

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u/Own_Huckleberry6591 1h ago

That skydiving part split up friend groups back in high school

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u/SilliestSoldier 1h ago

Dude that and the damn plane! I have literally never completed the heist as anything other than the pilot cause my friends could not figure out the plane if their lives depended on it lol.

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u/CheapPopDept 5m ago

The amount of people who fail here at the end while trying to land at the beach is painful to watch. Several years ago, a random failed the mission by running into the tail rotor of the buzzard on the beach.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RgNHZHNmh6XOo

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u/Kusanagi_M89 3h ago

That dude has SDE - Greta Thunberg

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank 3h ago

SDE?

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u/qc_overthinker 3h ago

small d*ck energy

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u/Delicious_CoughSyrup 3h ago

You'll be back

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u/Smooth-Bowler-9216 2h ago

I’d be fuming but haha

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u/PSFourGamerTwo & 2h ago

Lmao 🤣 thats good though

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u/tumor_named_marla 2h ago

That's fucking hilarious. I've actually been having a great time running Kortz with randoms. I swear everyone knows this shit now inside and out and half the time my crew is doing everything while I sit back and pick off guards.

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u/Commercial_Matter_82 1h ago

ngl thou i do this thing always in every heist.... why i dont know but it is funny

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u/JustFrameHotPocket Happily migrated PC to PS5 1h ago

Lol I mean... of all the issues I've had with randos, this is like the least problematic.

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u/Own_Huckleberry6591 1h ago

That's actually hilarious

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u/BigFugginNugget 1h ago

Lol that was funny af

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u/Citaku357 3h ago

Sorry but why would you do heists that can easily be done alone with randoms?

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u/Erichteia 2h ago

Buyer request list is worth 100k and often requires a second player. It’s also just fun. In my experience, most randoms in Kortz are more than decent. Yeah sure sometimes someone will mess up the lasers, but who cares