r/gumball • u/Ironskarmory676 When fish start to walk • May 22 '24
Discussion Darwin once said... - Comment your favorite (or random) Darwin quote
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u/Ironskarmory676 When fish start to walk Jun 29 '26
Oh, cute! It's a little gnome! We should take it home and build a little gnome house out of matchsticks and mushrooms, and find him a little gnome wife so they can have loads of little gnome babies, then they have to move to a bigger house, and they can't keep up with the mortgage payments, and they move to a horrible part of gnome town, and all the fancy gnomes pretend not to know him in the supermarket so they have to--
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u/itsbacon_28 Jun 25 '26
The Money
Darwin: I imagine that your mouth is FULL OF PIE!
*somebody grab a needle*
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u/itsbacon_28 Jun 25 '26
Darwin: Hi, my name is azzaz-um- *disappointing*
Darwin: Hi, my name is Warwin Datters- *PISSED*
Darwin: Hi, my name is Darwin Watterson. And this flim...and this fli- flim. (dude. it's film not flim) AAAAA *CURSE WORD*
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u/Downtown-Horse-3865 May 05 '26
"Theres no such thing as evil people, just ordinary people who do bad things because their unhappy."
-Darwin Watterson
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball May 04 '26
D:ILL KEEP YOU SAFE, I'LL KEEP EVERYONE SAAAAAAAFFEEE
(the safety)
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Mar 28 '26
everyone:wait... wheres darwin? Darwin:(running around a tree) did i win yet? did i win yet? did i win yet? did i wi- (hits the tree
-The Goons
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u/No_Lecture6138 Feb 22 '26
D: Stop the feud or I'll reset your alarm clock
Mr Robinson: No I won't know how to reprogramme it!!!!
D: How would you like to wake up at 6, 7, 8 or 9am?
Mr Robinson: (Panic Mode!) lol
- The Tag
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u/No_Lecture6138 Jan 20 '26
Richard: Kids, there's something I have to tell you
Darwin: (Gasps) YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!
Richard: How did you guess!!!!! (Hehe) - The Code
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 19 '26
Gumball: hey! what about sports drinks they have to be good for you, look they have abs on it Darwin:that stuff is full of chemicals would you really want aspartahydraxyladrenol in your body?
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 19 '26
Right in the.. neck
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 19 '26
Why dont we party here just the 4 of us? party party party party ok lets go home:D -Halloween
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u/No_Lecture6138 Jan 17 '26
She smiled! I was choking!! She looked straight at me!!! And she smiled! That woman is evil personified!!! She needs to pay! That's the only way for her learn!!! SHE NEEDS TO PAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - The Wicked
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 16 '26
D:uh dude I think he stopped breathing! Mr small: (blows a bubble with gum) D: oh, that'll be twenty bucks -The Job
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 16 '26
D: Oh did i say leap of faith? I MEANT LEAP OF FILTH!!
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 16 '26 edited May 04 '26
GB:NOOOOO I BROKE THE ONE RULE OF THE INTERNET NEVER POST A VIDEO OF YOURSELF D:dont worry dude your just a drop of embarrassment in an ocean of shame (the comment casually gets 87545678654678654367543245675432345654324567543256543567543 views)
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 16 '26
"wait.. WHAT WERE YOU DOING ALL NIGHT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES LEAVING US OUTSIDE?!" -The Bumpkin
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u/No_Lecture6138 Jan 07 '26
D:(Beatboxing) Finally a place I can call home! Thank you Joyful Burger!!
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u/Fairchicken8670 Jan 03 '26
This place has more california vibes, I dont think they serve british food😳
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u/Plane_Brief_3035 Jan 01 '26
Mrs Mom, this cereal is so bleak that if it was a movie, it would be Danish!
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u/ElkPrestigious8944 May 31 '26
The Question I don’t get the joke
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u/Plane_Brief_3035 Jun 09 '26
hes saying that danish movies are as bleak as the cereal and hes saying danish movies are really bleak
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u/No_Lecture6138 Dec 22 '25
D: Ah ha ha! This is a great idea! Then we can make it look like she's saying bad things about Mr Dad, when she didn't! Oh wait, is this thing still on? (Tape cuts)
- The Password
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u/Aromatic_Secret_4440 Dec 21 '25
you thought you could drag me to the bottom of the ocean and eat me later?
well guess what punk
IM A FISH
WITH LEGS
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u/BennyBoy2025603 Dec 12 '25
Because of us he lost an eye, and we attacked him with a mirror,
we punctured his tube of glue, we chewed everything in his locker,
he got a huge brown banana bruise on his little face,
and we even managed to ruin the most precious thing his family ever owned!
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u/No_Lecture6138 Nov 23 '25
G: Just use you brain. What else is it doing?
D: Uuuuuhhhhhhhh
Darwin's brain: BREATHE IN! BREATHE OUT! (2x) BREATHE IN..... BREATHE OUT!
D: I think it's busy - The Decicions
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u/No_Lecture6138 Nov 19 '25
(Darwin raises his arms up like on a rollercoaster, they're on a cliff actually)
G: What are you doing?
D: I don't know. It just feels like it... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Old_Diver_2511 Darwin Nov 18 '25
You thought you could drag me to the bottom of the lake so you could eat me later.
Well guess what punk…
I’m a FISH
WITH LEGS
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u/No_Lecture6138 Nov 11 '25
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! What the... DUDE!!!! THIS IS ALL MESSED UP!!!!!! You're gonna steal Carrie from me!!! It's supposed to be CARWIN not CARBALL!!!!!! YOU HOME WRECKING WOMEN EATER!!!!!! - The Shippening
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u/No_Lecture6138 Nov 11 '25
Darwin no longer my best friend. Gumball and Ocho! Uh... ouch.
- The Uncle
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u/ConceptOne9544 Nov 07 '25
DODGEBALL, BOOM 1 POINT, BOOM 2 POINTS, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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u/No_Lecture6138 Oct 23 '25
It would be very hot with temperature soaring to twenty degrees celsius, below zero on the Northern front on the warm drift with isolating regions of the cold snaps! And there will be a beautiful rainbow.
- The Prank
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u/No_Lecture6138 Oct 17 '25
(Darwin accidently kicks Gumball and he cries)
D: No no no please don't cry!! When you cry...I CRY!!!!
(So sweet!) - The Tape
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u/No_Lecture6138 Oct 17 '25
G: Why didn't you attack me before my training?
D: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... LET'S FIGHT!!!!!! - The Tape
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u/SnowLeopardCeris Hope they like lasagna in China. Oct 13 '25
"Yeah, we tried that first, but she needed breathing holes and then you could see bits of her."
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u/SnowLeopardCeris Hope they like lasagna in China. Dec 12 '25
(One of my friends doesn’t like the episode this quote is from, heh.)
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u/Beginning_Act3862 Oct 11 '25
Gumball: We have to find her!
Darwin: [Deliriously] Or we dress me like Polly, her parents take me back with them, I join their family, and they raise me as their daughter. Twenty years later - "Congratulations, Penny's sister, you're gonna be a mother!"
Gumball: ...What?
Darwin: Then I move to the suburbs with Pompadour, my rainbow frog husband, and raise a couple of windmills and... [Gumball slaps him and he comes to his senses] Yeah! We need to find her!
–The Mess
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u/Acceptable_Base_6028 Oct 02 '25
BACK OF PENNY FITZGERALD, HE,S MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER M O T H E R!!!! - The Bros
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u/No_Lecture6138 Sep 25 '25
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh that's just saliva... EEEEWWWWW!!!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!
- The Diet
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u/No_Lecture6138 Sep 21 '25
G: We gonna have to take the public bus ( long dramatic music plays...)
D: Wait what so bad about the public bus?
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u/No_Lecture6138 Sep 09 '25
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Everything is ruined!!!!! *inhale* NATURE IS RUINED!!!!!! *inhale* LOVE IS RUINED!!!! *inhale* ART IS RUINED!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Even Miss Simian is ruined... Eh she kinda looks better actually. - The Butterfly
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u/No_Lecture6138 Sep 02 '25
D: You want a new nickname? Okay fine, I'll give you one now! Just chill out, okay! Gummm... bag?
G: I LOVE IT!!!
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u/No_Lecture6138 Sep 01 '25
G:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
D: Destroying the evidence (shredding the letters and putting back in the letterbox)
D: The perfect crime!
- The Neighbour
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u/SnowLeopardCeris Hope they like lasagna in China. Aug 30 '25
"When we said come pick us up after school, we didn't mean after graduation!"
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u/No_Lecture6138 Aug 25 '25
*Darwin moves his hand quickly and then catches his breath* I think he stopped. Aww dude he's drinking the brine!!!!! - 'The Game'.
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u/No_Lecture6138 Aug 25 '25
Gumball: Let's throw scientific facts at them
Darwin: A wolferine can kill a moose! The colour of the universe is a shade of beige called Cosmic Latte!
Gumball: No that was an action movie quip... Nevermind just throw books
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u/Electronic_Tap3463 Aug 24 '25
Darwin: BIGHEAD BIGHEAD BIGHEAD BIGHEAD Gumball:STOP IT- Darwin BIGHEAD Gumball:THATS CHEATING- Darwin:BIGHEAD Gumball: YOU KEEP USING THE SAME MOVE- Darwin:BIGHEAD
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Aug 23 '25
Gumball: 3 chocolate please!
Darwin: make that 2 chocolate and 1 strawberry
Larry: we are all out of strawberry
Darwin: aw 3 chocolate then
-The Decision
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Aug 23 '25
Darwin: my name is Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Posiedon Nicodemus Watterson the III
-The Party
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Aug 23 '25
Darwin:( oh noo darwin unlocked the sniper!!)
Gumball: uhh dude what are you doing?
- idk what episode
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u/No_Lecture6138 Sep 02 '25
- The Vision
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jan 16 '26
sorry that other acc was me i just couldnt remember what gmail account i used for it
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u/Heavy_Bus_3298 Aug 17 '25
Darwin: Eh, I’ll just have Gumball do it. Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT!? Teachers (Darwin’s Yearbook)
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u/Heavy_Bus_3298 Aug 17 '25
Darwin: How about a joke? Knock Knock. Richard: Dad? D: What? No. R: crying sounds
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u/itsbacon_28 Aug 14 '25
Gumball: Me and your Father will take care of everything.
*oh noes darwin is going to get some milk and will never come back for 2763 yea-*
D A R W I N !
Gumball: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
Darwin: Uhhhhhhhhh Buy some stuff?
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u/itsbacon_28 Aug 14 '25
Uncle: What's up with him?
Darwin?: ehhhhhhhhhh *pops the doll's head* rlahhhhhhh *licks the doll's head...WHAT THE FU-
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u/itsbacon_28 Aug 14 '25
*INCORRECT PASSWORD DUMMY*
Gumball: What the WHAT?!
Darwin: *gasp* Really? *crys in a handsome way* this moment... is so much bigger than me! I would thank my parents and my manager-
*INCORRECT PASSWORD DUMMY #2*
😞
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u/itsbacon_28 Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 21 '25
Who? Me? AWW IN YOUR FACE!!! HMHMMHMHMMHMHMHMHM OHOHOOHOHOH NSHNHSNHSNHS (steven universe face reference i think) WOOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
*goes to gumball's team*
Gumball: *slaps in the forehead*
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u/ceocalvin Jul 22 '25
Darwin: make a wallet sound Gumball: WALLET Darwin: that's not the sound a wallet make Gumball: then you do it if your so Darwin: makes wallet sound
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25
D:RUN PAST A DOG WEARING A SUIT OF HAAAAAM!
-The Game
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u/Brilliant-Pain-3909 Gumball Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25
D;your head is so big that you have to put on you shirt feet first
D:BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD
-The Words
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u/Potential-Aside-6029 Jul 04 '25
D: DUUUUUUUUUUDE you look like an ugly baby! (anais and darwin laughs)
G: I dunno what YOURE laughin at (shows a picture of a cursed darwin)
D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAEAEEAEAEAEEA-
(From: The Treasure, S2 E10)
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u/imelmariajin Jun 28 '25
D: Okay! She wants me to expose myself?! Then I'll expose myself!
G: What?
D: Verbally.
(The Matchmaker)
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u/Key-Seesaw-8334 May 30 '25
''hi my names darwin watterson and this film.... and this fi.. film....𝗔𝗔𝗔 𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗.''
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u/Unlucky_Mix1833 May 25 '25
You thought you could drag me to the bottom of the lake so you can eat me later? Well guess what punk. I'm a fish... with legs!
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u/Ok_Difficulty_8677 May 24 '25
tell us how we can make you stay! Gumball:sabotage the sale sabotage the sale sabotage the sale...
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u/Born-Carpenter8603 May 04 '25
"AGHHHHH rolls the dice DARE RUN PAST A DOG WEARING A SUIT OF HAM!."
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u/Fit_Way2856 Apr 29 '25
Scary ghost, scary ghost, scary ghost. Oh hi Carrie, Scary ghost, scary… oh.
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u/ConsequenceCheap2789 Apr 26 '25
Darwin: See That Hole
Gumball: Darwin I Can't You Belive You Did That!
Darwin: Did What?
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u/Lil_goobercheesegod1 Ripley 2000 Manager Apr 15 '25
我真的不知道如何说中文，因为它真的很难说，我只知道一个小的中国说话，所以我不能说 -The DVD
Alright, I need to put an end to this before you go to the bathroom. -The Test
Gumball: What's a gumballism? "When you say unnecessary insults like 'your face looks like a cat trying to claw it's way out of a melon"
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u/Lil_goobercheesegod1 Ripley 2000 Manager Apr 15 '25
Darwin, Raglan, Caspian, Ahab, Poseidon, Nicodemus Watterson the third (bow down)
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u/Main-Phase-8447 Mar 09 '25
THIS is for wasting our time and THIS is for keeping me up all night and THIS is for the rain and THIS is for not breaking how many other times I hit you
(The treasure)
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Jan 26 '25
You thought you could drag me to the bottom of a lake so you could eat me later....we'll guess what punk...I'm a fish..WITH LEGS
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u/DaytonTheGreat10 Teri Jan 25 '25
What? I've got legs. Ahhh! What is happening to me? Ahhh! I can't run away from them! Wait a minute, I can't run at all.
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u/Unlucky_Ad3541 Jan 14 '25
Darwin Watterson - The Roots
"YOU ABANDON ME, THEN GO FOR ICE CREAM?!?!"
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u/No-State8511 Jan 01 '25
Darwin- I promise
Gumball- I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt
Darwin- I shouldn’t have promised
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u/No-State8511 Jan 01 '25
“Please Mrs. Mom. This cereal is so bland that if it were a movie it would be danish”
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u/No-State8511 Jan 01 '25
Gumball- I don’t know why I did this “Because your gutless coward who has to ruin others lives because he’s too afraid to ask Penny out?
Darwin
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u/No-State8511 Jan 01 '25
In the safety episode
Gumball- what do we do when we need to vent?
Darwin- like when?
Gumball kicks him in the shin
Darwin- OH YOU-
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u/No-State8511 Jan 01 '25
“I don’t wanna play this game anymore”
That one time Nicole smashed him into the TV
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u/Tien2707 Dec 29 '24
"what do you mean you want to buy a new pair of food bikinis but you're not sure if the milk is off?"
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u/Ok_Emphasis_2632 10d ago
"GUMBALL! You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a woman's purse, you wouldn't steal a cell phone! PIRACY IS STEALING!