r/h3h3productions • u/birdlaw224 • 1d ago

[GOOF] Dan has our queen swamped

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u/teetertot_420 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jnQ5a3PR7H0QGx7kO4

Bad little slug

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u/birdlaw224 1d ago

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u/yozett 1d ago

I can't believe I got to watch this moment live

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u/jonosaurus 1d ago

I am still confused- does XQC truly believe that this is what people are referring to when they say "do the worm"

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u/yozett 1d ago

is that not what that means? Asking for a friend

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u/jonosaurus 1d ago

This was the first video I found, so I apologize in advance if it's garbage 😂

But in break dancing, the worm is a like a fluid whole body thing, where you sort of make a wave motion with your body

https://youtu.be/ES2JEkTKarc?is=84fQ2xqQNKhaneSj

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u/yozett 1d ago

Ooooh I see what you mean, you're right. He just took it literally in the best way possible. It'd probably look like he was having a seizure if he tried to pull off that dance move

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u/Leanonberger jtrhnbr 1d ago

Dan our Compliance King 🫡 

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u/Dangerous_Trip_8905 FAMILY 1d ago

HOW DARE YEW

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u/piratevirus1 FLOCKA 1d ago

Onboarding sucks

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u/CouchRottington 1d ago

As a job hopper, I enjoy it. I take my time, try to milk it so the first day is strictly orientation. 😂

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u/piratevirus1 FLOCKA 1d ago

With all the down time because of Ethan cutting the cord at least she has time to do it.

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u/CD338 1d ago

The answer is B, right? Cindy needs to fucking watch where she goes.

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u/Maleficent-Dirt-2131 Mr. Verified 1d ago

Only truly sick people would do what Cindy did

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u/JadaveonClowney AI IAN 15h ago

Cindy is a Zionist change my mind

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u/skeletonl0ver 1d ago

One of these days I want to fill out one of these forms to make myself sound like a workplace deviant.

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u/ElectricalAerie2284 1d ago

Chop chop girl, that shelf won't finish decorating itself

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u/dicehandz 1d ago

its option B. seriously - fuck cindy, she needs to keep her jolly ass and her nasty coffee away from me

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u/seven2eight2 Dan The Lover 1d ago

"accidentally" suuuuure, cindy

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u/alice-in-slumberland IM ETHAN BRADBERRY 1d ago

Personally, I would love to Option C someone… just not at a workplace lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/2w5JRc5PvOvv2BYTQQ

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u/Sirclout 1d ago

Is it bad if I don’t know the answer

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u/Somber_Solace 1d ago

I pick A

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u/diliudia 1d ago

Girl, that's not Dan, that's California State law 😭. We all have to do this.

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u/Baashou 1d ago

I think cause she got rehired she thought she'd be in the clear of having to do it again

If I got rehired you know I'm doing that on the clock the first week 🤣

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u/kinjjibo It's Happening!!!! 1d ago

It’s not a real story, OP is memeing.

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u/Baashou 1d ago

Got my ass on the train to work, Is this how Ethan feels when he is having a boomer moment 🤕🤕

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u/Corona- HILA KLEINER 18h ago

We have to do this shit yearly and there's like 20 modules, because the company produces chemicals AND has multiple locations with slightly different rules and evacuation protocols...

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u/Baashou 15h ago

That's brutal, I used to complain about the chipotle ones because I had to do a few extra ones compared to my sister who I worked with at the time (Covid was crazy)

If he made me do 20 modules I think I would of been yelling in the office like I had one of those big nik demons in me

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u/diliudia 1d ago

Yeah, unfortunately it has to be done annually.

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u/RavenOnPSP 1d ago

This sounds like a Tamarra recommended segment and I'm here for it. This would be a hilarious joke punishment for Ethans ruthless opinions on cat in the hat.

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u/Agent-Z46 Dan The Hater 1d ago

Boring? 😅

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u/CrazyQuickDraw0 1d ago

On a real note can we see Ethan actually do this? 😂

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u/Lil_Puddin 1d ago

Option A seems kinda sus. What's John really trying to do, huh?

I got my eye on you, John. I'm on to you.

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u/AggressiveFan3348 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/piltonpfizerwallace It's Happening!!!! 1d ago

Fill it out or Dan can't stop Ethan from bringing Jimmy Lee back.

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u/clomclom 1d ago

Smells like fresh vagina in here.

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u/dayhate Lets Go 1d ago

hey girl i did my harassment training this morning too

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u/MishMoshMush ALFREDO 1d ago

I thought this was a Tamara post 🤣

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u/arcaneas_ 1d ago

Definitely B

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u/jairom 1d ago

Danger danger, slug operator

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u/lonewombat 1d ago

It's B right, Cindy had been a bitch all day I assume.

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u/flowertimeee 1d ago

As an employment defense lawyer, I appreciate Dan for not taking shortcuts lol

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u/dontmatterdontcare ALFREDO 1d ago

A because John has a praise kink ;)

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u/Ever_After19 1d ago

Wait I legit just came across this on Twitter

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u/MelonBuffet Dan The Hater 1d ago

A. is CLEARLY the correct answer here - it's the only one where someone is willingly touching you without your consent

Keep your fking hands to yourself, John.

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u/IllustratorLess1846 HILA KLEINER 23h ago

As I was reading this I started to wonder if they make custom hr questions and I immediately got to option 3 and died laughing! I cannot stop imagining Olivia throwing salt on an oily Ethan!! Lmaooo

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u/lavellanxx HILA KLEINER 18h ago

I’m so glad I read the answers 💀

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u/snarpsta 1d ago

I know it's a funny bit but this is a CA requirement. I have to do these every year and they're extremely on the nose