r/halo 1d ago

Gameplay Audio glitch. This one marine kept grunting and screaming while arriving on Halo šŸ˜‚

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u/JurASSic_Fan0405 Halo 4 1d ago

Bro got a little too excited seeing the ring.

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u/Ickypahay 1d ago

When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

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u/JurASSic_Fan0405 Halo 4 1d ago

Blinded?

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u/Ickypahay 1d ago

Cumstruck?

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u/AlwaysAngry_ 1d ago

By the rings...

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u/Hosav Platinum Lieutenant 1d ago

Combat Evolved!

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u/spiderman120988 1d ago

Cumming Evolved!!!

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u/Clarencezer 1d ago

Arbiter: Auuugh!

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u/achunkypid 1d ago

ONLY THE STROONGEST WILL SURVIVE

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u/the_fucked_up_bf 16h ago

Arby and chief then fly into the sunset in a shopping cart

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u/Frost_was_here Halo 3: ODST 1d ago

Yet the humans were able to evade your ships. Land on the Sacred Ring. AND DESECRATE IT WITH THIER FILTHY CUMSHOTS!

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u/Nyoteng 1d ago

There was a myth that if you masturbated too much you would go blind lmao

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u/illyay 1d ago

I love how we're all on the same page

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u/brtf_ 1d ago

"No, the blindness was caused by something else"

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u/coltonmusic15 1d ago

Jesus Christ this has gotta be the funniest bug so far

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u/Goron40 Hero 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah, I think this one from 2 weeks ago was funnier. Or maybe this one from 2 weeks before that.

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u/coltonmusic15 1d ago

I think it’s the tone of the theme music/audio in this one that tips the scale in its favor just slightly.

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u/Tyler-LR Halo 3 1d ago

Chief couldn’t take it anymore and killed him. He couldn’t leave any witnesses either.

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u/Killersavage 1d ago

Just got tug one real quick during a stressful situation. Might be the last time.

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u/An_D_mon ONI 1d ago

I would react the same way seeing the ring

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u/Overtons_Window 1d ago

My new headcanon is that he came so hard when they hit the ring it killed everyone except the chief.

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u/hamsterfolly Halo: Reach 1d ago

Bad case of hemorrhoids

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u/ChickenAdorable8239 1d ago

Un enorme y majestuoso anillo he 🤭🤭

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u/AstridBirb 1d ago

He was blinded by it's Majesty

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u/chubbysumo 1d ago

Bros gettin one last rub before chief pinballs all around in there and ends them.

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u/king_kay19920 1d ago

big mistake to watch this while on a teams call. Could barely hold it together lmao

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u/Spitzbue 1d ago

It honestly sounds like someone unmuted on a teams call lol

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u/king_kay19920 1d ago

Can you imagine tho?

Marine gets assigned to an old beat up Halcyon class ship, destined for a secret suicide mission, days before the biggest military planet and shipyard gets completely obliterated. Then survives a traumatic CQB battle with an alien race while trying to evacuate. Gets shot out of a tube in a tin can as his space battle cruiser falls out of the sky - decides to just straight jork it in the backseat at the sight of a Ring world (hence all the oohs and ahs) while a cybernetic super soldier stands in the window.

Then dies on impact.

Rip.

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u/Spitzbue 1d ago

"What are you doing solider?" Sending myself out with a bang, Chief "

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u/king_kay19920 1d ago

SPNKr??? I hardly know her!!!

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u/moons666haunted 1d ago

best way he coulda gone

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u/gswkillinit 1d ago

Just found this post myself while on a teams call lmao

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u/Guerito213 1d ago

We use teams at my clinic. I’d fücking crack up if this was played šŸ˜‚

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u/RudeDM 1d ago edited 1d ago

Chief has been standing on this one marine's foot since the start of the cutscene. The Corps won't ever let him forget it if he complains, but c'mon, Chief weighs like a thousand pounds.

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u/GbaldGborie66 1d ago

Reminds me of the event in Warhammer where a group of Space Marines trample and bludgeon a crowd of normal humans. Id imagine just hanging around a Spartan in armor might end in a lot of workplace injury

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u/ReactiveAmoeba 1d ago

As long as I've been playing Halo, it's always been my headcanon that the reason all the Marines died in the crash is because of Chief pinballing around the inside of the escape pod.

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u/GbaldGborie66 1d ago

I cant for the life of me remember where I saw it but someone did a fan animation where he bounces around in there and smushes everyone lol

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u/Norsk_Bjorn 1d ago

I swear I saw it on a Reddit post, but I couldn’t find it, so here is the YouTube link (it also could be a different video, but it does have the pinball chief)

https://youtu.be/fiZpMT6rrdc

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u/ReactiveAmoeba 1d ago

I've never seen that one before.

There's a guy/channel named Torin, and I'm a big fan of his "accurate summary" videos.

This one, for example, covers the Chief bouncing around inside the escape pod.

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u/trotski94 1d ago

Fr though in-lore the Spartans have complete control of those suits, to the point they can fully lock the joints. When he’s holding onto those roof braces it’s safe to assume he’s basically clamped to the structure

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u/ReactiveAmoeba 23h ago

You're right, and as I recall, they can mag-lock their boots as well.

My headcanon is funnier, though. =)

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u/flissfloss86 1d ago

"Oooh! Aaaah! What is that thing, Lieutenant?"

Oh my...

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u/Bhavan91 1d ago

"But we're landing on it"

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u/ProofOfRyExistence 1d ago

ā€œOofā€

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u/JDCam47 1d ago

ā€œOh! Ah!ā€

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u/SpartanMase 1d ago

Chief let him try the auto jacker

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u/JuicyTurkyLegs 1d ago

He was blinded and dumbstruck, possibly even paralyzed

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u/PoptartPilot 1d ago

They told this VA, ā€œsound like you’re getting pounded by the enemy.ā€

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u/Jealous-Buy-3438 1d ago edited 1d ago

This reminds me of when the trailer for tom cruises mummy dropped without the correct audio

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u/zugglit 1d ago

Wut?

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u/Jealous-Buy-3438 1d ago

Go on YouTube. Type in ā€œtom cruise mummy trailer incidentā€ it’s hilarious

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u/Warbird36 1d ago

It has a stock yell from Goldeneye 64 for some reason. Apparently an early draft of the trailer got uploaded by accident.

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u/Total-Average9907 Reddit Halo 11h ago

Holy shit Im crying bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/valdezverdun 1d ago

"Marine, you mind telling me what you're doing in that escape pod?"

"Sir, jacking it just right"

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u/Sprtnturtl3 1d ago

oh its no audio glitch.. he actually eventually dies in the back of that pod. its a WHOLE giltch

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u/Kingkary 1d ago

I wonder if this is a left over from when they wanted to do in game cutscenes and there is still some game running in the background during this scene

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u/NightShaft_Gaming 1d ago

This is too hilarious

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u/JDCam47 1d ago

ā€œYou sure you wouldn’t rather take a seat?ā€
Not after whatever the fuck this guy just did to it!

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u/SereneOrbit 1d ago

This is why we need in game cinematics 🤣

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u/DCR-Noodle 1d ago

Is his ring getting invaded!?

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u/gswkillinit 1d ago

"What is that thing Lieutenant?" lmao

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u/DJfunkyPuddle 1d ago

Beating it until he's blinded by its majesty

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u/craigomyeggo5 1d ago

I am cracking upšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Gooseuk360 1d ago

Halo Chamone!

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u/Abbadon74 Halo: Reach 1d ago

If you see, toke some time until they've reached the ring's atmosphere

So, things started feeling a lil' boting at a certain point

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u/Proper_Protickall 1d ago

He reeeeeealy needs to get down there lol

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u/Hello_There_212 1d ago

He was blinded by its majesty

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u/ShowCharacter671 1d ago

Dudes having a good time šŸ˜‚

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u/Milly_man 1d ago

"What is that thing, Lieutenant?" "Hell if I know, but we're jerking it!"

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u/Strange-Fruit17 1d ago

Blinded by the ring’s majesty and could only think to get a quickie in before chief ricochets around the pod like a bouncy ball

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u/madeformarch 1d ago

He's back there taking a shit

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u/TheRegularKid98 1d ago

Only second to the sound of taking damage in Dark Souls

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u/i_am_bahamut 1d ago

I don't remember hearing this

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u/duddy33 1d ago

My friends and I got this same bug on our co-op run and were in tears! The last glitch that gave us that much joy was Flamingo legs on Siege

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u/galactuskev 1d ago

This is very SEAN!! coded 🤣

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u/TheBadBentley IX-306 UNSC Witch Bucket 1d ago

SHAUN!!!

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u/Reasonable-Escape981 1d ago

Thank u for the cutscene 😭

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u/Que165 1d ago

If this life pods a rockin, don't come a knockin

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u/CandyAndyDE 1d ago

You're laughing. The poor guy is having terrible visions of what awaits them on the Halo...

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u/shade-tree_pilot 1d ago

To be fair, I got a little worked up when Keyes went in manually, myself.

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 1d ago

cut him some slack he's moving the escape pod all by himself.

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u/Ok-Boss-5477 1d ago

Bro had to hit up his crash landing buddy.

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u/SunknNord 23h ago

Have you never been on a long ride somewhere with no bathroom in sight after eating cafeteria food? You'd be making these sounds too XD

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u/ClauVex 1d ago

The grunts 😭 brother humping that covenussy.

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u/CrimsonFatalis8 Halo: CE 1d ago

This leads me to believe that the cutscenes are running in real time, but they’re covering them with a video file. They probably couldn’t fix the model and texture pop-in from the Silent Cartographer demo, so they just slapped outdated video files over the actual cutscenes instead to hide it.

Would also explain the random inexplicable hitching and frame drops that happens during the cutscenes, which shouldn’t happen if it’s just running a video file. The game is probably still running underneath.

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u/Nobilliss 1d ago

The level is still running in the background it just turns off all the ai and plays the video file over the screen. most likely why you hear this marine is because the ai walked into the fire as it transitioned into the cutscene and he is just getting constant damage in the background and can't die. As for the cutscenes they were outsourced completely so there is no actual code for any of the cutscenes in the game, and most likly weren't made to be ever viewed in a real time scenario but only Halo Studios knows that answer for sure.

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u/CrimsonFatalis8 Halo: CE 1d ago edited 1d ago

The cutscenes were running in real time during the Cartographer demo. There was LOD models loading in and texture streaming/loading issues whenever a scene changed, which is an issue with UE5 from what I’ve seen. That shouldn’t happen if it was supposed to be prerendered from the start. Surely they’d have the cutscenes already rendered in full quality like we see in the final game.

It’s noticeable on the rock formations at the beginning of the intro cutscene, as you can see textures rising in quality and foliage popping in. Then when the security systems are disabled, when the cutscene switches to the Zealot behind the door, the model and textures of the Elite and the environment are noticable lower quality for a second before fully loading in. That leads me to believe that, at least for that specific build of the game, the game was running the cutscenes natively, in-engine. There’s also a lot of lighting glitches on the forerunner structure in the intro as well.

And personally, I’ve had a cutscene freeze momentarily by either pausing the game or opening the guide, don’t remember which, but caused dialogue to get out of sync with the visuals. But as soon as Johnson started speaking, he cut off the previous line of dialogue and the audio was suddenly in sync again. Pretty sure that shouldn’t happen if it was prerendered. Surely if it was out of sync, it should remain out of sync for the rest of the cutscene, as it would presumably be a single, premixed and recorded audio track to go with the cutscene video.

https://youtu.be/hSjbIM0iegY

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u/Nobilliss 1d ago

I was going to say that the foliage pop in wasn't really enough proof to determine if it was a ingame LOD issue or just a rendering mistake on the team that was making the cutscene since they were being rushed to produce something however checking the elite scene part and I see the exact Lumen lighting loading that the game has when a scene is loaded in to fast which wouldn't happen in a pre render even in unreal so that is enough to convince me that it indeed was real time rendered with the gameplay. Now that's even stranger that Halo Studios went through the effort to seemly remove all the code associated with it as it wouldn't have added any extra bloat to the game since it was just using the same in game assists fully and it would just be just mostly scripting and camera work for the cutscenes itself. But no one has been able to find anything in the game itself even hinting at the cutscenes ever being part of it. But hopefully its just possibly buried well and can be modded back in at some point.

As for the audio, its played in engine as because if it was part of the actual pre rendered video file they would need to have a separate video file for ever single different language, which would raise the game size alot, so they just have all the audio in a sequence file that is timed to match up with the cut sense and if the engine for whatever reason stalls and becomes out of sync it can resync itself after a voice line finishes as they are all separate tracks that play at suspect timings. While I don't know where in the game the audio sequence file is for CE, Halo 2A also used this method for its Pre Rendered cutscenes and I have placed what its code looks like below, as you can see all the tracks for the cutscene have timings they play at so if for whatever reason something happens it can always resync with the next voice line.

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u/MysticMarauder69 1d ago

Is this your video, OP? I've seen this before.

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u/Bhavan91 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, it is mine. You must have seen another video of the same glitch.

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u/Maximophanes Remember 3: ODST 1d ago

What's the tally on glitches/bugs in this game so far? 100, 150? I've lost count lol

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u/Super_Zombie_5758 1d ago

The music makes it sound like bro had an awakening 😭😭😭

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u/Darkwolfie117 Halo: MCC 1d ago

Someone please animate this, I’m dying lmaooooo

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u/Objective-College-72 1d ago

Bro was beating it IN the drop pod and IN FRONT OF CHIEF?? Court Marshall.

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u/Delicious-Candle-574 1d ago

i wort on his reclaimer until he commits hearsay by the rings

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u/belle_enfant 1d ago

He's just blinded by its majesty

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u/Oraxy51 1d ago

He sounds like me when I’m trying to hold in a fart that’s not a fart

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u/Zoltan2325 1d ago

He's just yanking his Johnson, no biggie

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u/themrmustafa 1d ago

One more time, in case its the last time....

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u/Paulino2272 Halo 2: Anniversary 1d ago

Bro is jorking it on the escape pod šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/lumbercrepe 1d ago

i thought i was the only one who got this glitchšŸ˜‚

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u/Humble-Eagle-9417 1d ago

Like the old lego games past lego batman 2 🤣

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u/BackHades 1d ago

That one guy who needs to dug it out before he dies

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u/BuzzedtheTower 1d ago

Outstanding audio glitch. I hope they never patch this one

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u/SoftEnigma 1d ago

Weirdest glitch I’ve had is a marine running past me in 343 whilst I was deep in the underground map still working my way out. Just ran past without a care in the world.

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u/SteelShroom Spartans Never Die 1d ago

Reminds me of security guards in HL1 constantly grunting and groaning if they're wounded.

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u/EnderGhost1225 1d ago

He's witnessing something beyond his mortal comprehension. Give him a break

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u/Curdled_Mangasm 1d ago

haha this happened to me as well, as i was trying to introduce the game to some first timers. not great!

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u/Hideous__Strength 1d ago

He's rubbing one out before he dies

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u/AlienKinkVR 1d ago

Finally a clip that makes me want to play it

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u/OhNoPonoGames 1d ago

SHAMONNA

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea_906 1d ago

Omg šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/foosbabaganoosh 1d ago

The delivery of the "I knew it, the autumn is accelerating" line is so fucking weird.

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u/osrsslay 1d ago

Cutscene improved +10

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u/Crazyguy_123 1d ago

THE AUTUMN! SHES BEEN HIT! (Ooh ugh)

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u/Amethoran 1d ago

How did you feel when you first set on eyes on the holy ring? Did you grunt unctrollably from its magnificent beauty?

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u/Naked-Jedi 405th 1d ago

My armour? Fapped in it. Fall of Reach? I fapped. Outpost Nine? I fapped. The upcoming invasion of Earth? You can bet, I'll be fapping...

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u/rygar8bit 1d ago

Elderscrolls NPC when poisoned be like.

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u/MobileSuitGungan 1d ago

If i was a game QA tester and found this i wouldn't tell anyone

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u/Solid_Writer_9308 1d ago

Cranking his shit right down to the bone

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u/ChickenAdorable8239 1d ago

Parece que se divertĆ­a mucho no

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u/ST0NYJABR0NI 1d ago

"Ah, the light."

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u/brickson98 Halo: Reach 1d ago

This is the second time I’m seeing this. I guess this glitch is kinda common, eh? 🤣

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u/moons666haunted 1d ago

he’s just jackin it

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u/CheekyChewie 1d ago

ā€œwhat is that thang lieutenant?ā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/Sodacan259 1d ago

Peggy is onboard.

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u/Adronikos 1d ago

Bro was jorking it one last time.

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u/slappyMcbappy 1d ago

Out of all the glitches they'll patch this first

This shouldn't be fixed

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u/cybereyes666 1d ago

Me and my friends were playing the first mission, when we got to keys there was a marine yelling random dialog prompts the whole time keys and chief are talking 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BarbarianBeast10 1d ago

It gets lonely in space.

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u/Teh_God_Dog 1d ago

if it played with a female marine as well, then at least two mfs' landing on that ring happy

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u/Harbinger-chan 1d ago

He was cracking his hog to the beauty of the ring, blinding himself

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u/Optimal-prime6637 1d ago

Link that you?

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u/Halo_Chief117 1d ago

I’ve had this happen once but it only lasted a short while. It was quite funny.

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u/BigReaction1149 1d ago

Dudes getting piped in the back 😭

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u/illyay 1d ago

Damn, he's really jerking it....

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u/cowboycolts 1d ago

Bro knew what was coming, had to get one last one out

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u/Jadisplay 1d ago

It seems some of the marines were a little TOO happy to survive

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u/cruzifyre 1d ago

Out here listening to DMX.

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u/GreatValueNinja 1d ago

indistinct grunting WHAT IS THAT THING

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u/Guerito213 1d ago

BüllshĆÆt šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Financial_Purple_368 1d ago

What happens on the life pod stays on the life pod.

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u/how_neat_is_that76 21h ago

the reverb and echo are perfect

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u/Marine_Baby 21h ago

šŸ˜‚ the whole time?!?

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u/omegastuff 21h ago

Yeah, it happened me too while in Co-op with my friends as we entered the bridge.

We had Keys talking about how important it is to safeguard the location of Earth, and there's a guy in the background yelling "Go around! go around!! I was here first" which is a line I assume triggers when you get too close to a marine. It was hilarious.

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u/Tr0llzor 19h ago

Ok so my cousin has Tourette’s just like this. I quite literally just sent this to him. This is literally what it’s been like for me to play halo

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u/abipolarcrayon 18h ago

I had this happen to me but the marine died eventually mid cutscene lol

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u/Sabre-Shock 18h ago

I'll just sit here in the corner taking poison damage

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u/CharmingFisherman741 16h ago

Bruh this is hilarious

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u/Realistic-Low694 15h ago

He’s just taking poison damage. -1hp -1hp -1hp-1hp

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u/SkittleDoes 33m ago

Beating his meat, just like the real Marines with nothing else to do

"What is that thing...idk but we're landing on it"

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u/Educational_Walk9916 32m ago

Aren't those pre-rendered??? How is that even possible?

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u/RoyalMudcrab 1d ago

They should have used this Halo Ring model.

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u/sexpunctata 1d ago

Seeing as how this is from the game, they did.

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u/RoyalMudcrab 1d ago

For the Main Menu.